Supermarket Con 2005

Thats right star wars fans. The people at Gencon are proud to bring you supermarket con 2005. With you guest surprise celebrity Temura Morrison.

They will be star wars cereal and fruit snacks on sale.

Star wars notebooks and doodly pens for the serious collector.

and lets not forget the all powerful sith steaks.

on sale now for one percent off the regular price.

and the staff will be in costume. There will even be a one or two cashiers who are aliens. But you have to guess. If you guess correctly, you will a snarl and a sneer from the cashier.


Now what about Temura you ask?

How much for an autograph? Well heres the greatest part, its cheaper than C3.

Should you be so kind to do a price check for his wifes unmentionables you will recieve a free autograph on a sheet of bubblegum wrapping.

Should you do that and hold his basket you will recieve a free handshake and autograph.


Should you pay for the items in the basket and do everything else you will recieve a signed box of used wheaties found in the trashcan.

Finally, should you follow him out to his car and pay for his stuff you will free lunch. Whats that you say. Ahh yes, A knuckle sandwich. Everyone's favorite meal.

where you say,

Its at your local supermarket. He will be at the New world next week.

when you say.

well once a week.

why,

because we love you and want to bring the excitement of starwars to you whereever you are.


How,

Thru exclusive licensing deals with lucasfilm we are allowed to offer you this deal practically free of charge.

Time is running out. This con cannot go forever.

And dont forget to travel to Dentistcon
with special guest Daniel Logan

Conveniencestorecon with Mark Hammill himself

The Academy Awardscon with Harrison Ford

Bathroom con with Ben Burt.


We the people at Gencon are proud to bring you the award winning entertainment that you so loved since you were a child.

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And here are highlights of last years bathroomcon with Ben Burt

Lucky Fan at the urinal

Ben Burt walks up and goes to the bathroom.

Hey your Ben Burt

Yes I am.

Dude you are so awesome especially your work in SW

Thanks but it was a long time ago.

Dude can you sign my hand.

Seriously think about what you just said.

would you sign my hand after I just peed all over my hand.

Oh I guess not.

Good now lets get moving its getting crowded in here ok.

Oh ok, bye Ben.


yes, gencon is here for you the fans. And we will bring the excitement of starwars to you anywhere we can.

 

stop spamming please. this forum is for Celebration 3.