JCC Embrace The FU - Formerly the STAR WARS IS BAD thread

As long as Darth Maul is *****ing himself, I'm happy. Or whatever the equivalent is for a guy who's probably missing a good chunk of his lower digestive system.

 

There's probably a profound-sounding German compound word for that substance, like Oberköperausscheidungsprodukt. You need specific categories to look up on websites, after all.

 

don't know what kind of health plan he has but could he get an arse transplant ?

 

I think PalpatineCare does have that covered for Sith veterans.

 

Sounds like a weekend at Wocky’s.

 

As you say, he wasn't in his best condition, so his powers was limited, so it makes sense if he can only use Morley as Uber.

 

At one point, when Obi-Wan kills Darth Maul, he just fell into the pit. I looked at it and thought: this isn't going to work, because if people like him enough, they are going to want him to come back and they're going to assume somehow he gets out of it. So I had to cut him in half to say this guy's gone, he's history, he ain't coming back. I'll come up with another apprentice.

he did say that , you can't trust anyone !

 

I am sure when fans saw TPM, they were wishing Darth Maul would be able to come back as a dumbed down version of Marlon Brando with a talking snake butler. Good thing he headed that off at that pass.

 

this morley thing is just amazing. star wars is good again guys.

 

Darth Maul: Wait Morley *burp* we gotta *burp* hunt down, we gotta hunt down Obi Wan, *burp* Morley. He's literally the worst *burp* ****ing human being in every known gala*burrrrrp*xy Morley.

Morely: Aw geez Maul.

 

Now all we need is for Count Dooku to be brought back as a head in a jar by some guy named Jebediah.

 

Can it be two Morleys, and that the second one's called Bob?
Just like in Muppets Christmas Carol.

 

Do they get to sing a musical number that's 80% their names being repeated?

 

If it's good enough for Muppets Christmas Carol, it's god damn well good enough for Star Wars.

 

but why "Morley"? shouldn't he be called Slytheriser or Venomister or Slinkybollocks . Where's the imagination ??

 

They used it all to make Dexter Jettster's 1950s American Graffiti diner.

 

So it's three snakes, then.
Morley, Bob, and Stinkybollocks.

 

Wasn’t “Mauly” Palps’ pet nickname for DM? That & “hot stuff”.

 

Or they used it all naming a snake species Anacondan. It must have been hard coming up with such a word.

 

Four. There are twins; Slinkybollocks and Stinkybollocks. I know which of the two got the worst deal in names.

 

I disagree. I think among the four of them they got the best names in Star Wars.

 

I think I remember they named if after some LFL guy whose way of endlessly chattering they were mocking.

So they were being ****s and bullying a coworker, and that's fine with me.

 

That was their best office in-joke?

"I bet if you met a crippled evil karate master you would become his sous chef"

 

You’re thinking of Cobra Kai.