SW Bottomless Pits

I read that Star Wars Myth book, and they suggested that the "in the belly of the monster" theme was a throwback to old myths.

 

I haven't read or heard that. Some would argue that your information is false because it is EU. But it doesn't matter to me.

 

You want me to tell you what you'll find in a bottomless pit?

Well even if your answer is NO, I'll tell you anyways...


The Bottomless pits are filled with

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..... less


No, not that! they are filled with....



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.... lost pens!!!!.

I mean if you think about all the pens that you've lost and add the ones that everyone has lost then you figure they most go somewhere, so what better place

(puts on flame suit)

 

Lost pens, hahaha.

 

The penis truly mightier than the sword.

Oops, typo.

 

Of course Lucas came up with that whole Sarlacc thing in the throws of a messy divorce. Do you think he was trying to tell us something?

 

Possibly.