SW Commercial Game

Thanks to JGoC, I have another idea for a game, since the villian thing didn't work out. Take your favorite late night commercial and spin it with a SW theme.

BTW - JGoC already did the kitchen knife thing.

 

thats a dumb idea are you on drugs or what?

 

::Two Jedi are walking down a busy Corusant road::

Jedi one: So my insurance provider quit on me yesterday. Apparently they hired some new consultant from Miss Cleo's Consultants and she said being a Jedi is a hazardous line of work.

::An ewok notices them and begins to follow them::

Jedi two: Really? What, is she supposed to be clairvoyant or something?

The two laugh, Jedi two continues: Why don't you try my provider?

Jedi One: What's it called?

Jedi two: don't remember...

::Ewok perks up and yells out "Kashyaak!"::

Jedi one: did you hear something?

::Ewok gets frustrated and runs up to them "Kashyaak!"

Jedi two: I think it's going to be sick...

Jedi one: not on me...

::takes out lightsaber, Ewok starts running, "Kashyaak!"::

Screen goes black.

Kashyaak Life Insurance.

 

oh! i just had an idea for a commercial... its for jedi kitchen knives... hmmm yeah! anyone see where im goin with this?

 

Good one!

I'll work on one tomorrow when my head is a little clearer.

 

lol

 

he he oh no my hand ...
damn these jedi kitchen knives

 

Not really a commercial, but more of a comedy skit:

"Samurai Jedi Cafe"...you know, aka Belushi?

 

these youngans will never get it kit , was to far before their time.

 

Some things never go out of style, my intrepid War-Dog!

 

Four Jedi are walking along a backroad in a medium sized town on an unnamed planet. As they begin to cross the street, one Jedi stops to pick up a coin he sees on the ground as the other Jedi cross without him. He stands up from picking up the coin and sees that a speeder has come to the intersection and is blocking his path to his friends (maybe you can see some type of sith lord like vader or maul in the driver seat). The lone Jedi just smiles and pulls out his lightsaber.

cut to other side of street.

Jedi is still grinning as he turns his lightsaber off, approaching his fellow Jedi. They're all pointing behind him and laughing. Said Jedi turns around and looks at the speeder he's just sliced in half and the angry driver yelling at him. Jedi grins even bigger, holds up his lightsaber and shakes it back and forth at him.

LIGHTSABER...THE PATHMAKER.

(or you could just make it a mentos commercial).

 

Here it is!! I thought we could use this for fanfilm ideas. do one of these commercials. Another commercial:

A teenage boy leaving his home on Tatooine.
"Bye mom. I'm going to go hang out with Luke, were picking up some power converters."

Mom: "Okay sweetie, we'll see you for dinner."

Boy hops in his landspeeder and is driving along when an escape pod comes crashing down on top of him!
C3PO pops his head out of the escape pod: "oh dear"

Words appear on screen:
DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING?
NO ONE EVER DOES.
BUCKLE UP.

 

Excellent Job!

 

Made me chuckle.

 

I think we could do a combo of this with a fan film the film would have comercials in it just like watching T.V. that way we could do a little bit of everything seriousness and comedy and drama.

 

bump. I'd like to have this thread easy to find.