New Hamp SW JOKES

Discussion in 'NorthEast Regional Discussion' started by Sabaccs_luck, Jan 20, 2004.

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  1. Sabaccs_luck Jedi Youngling

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    Dec 10, 2003
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    I figured it would be fun to joke around.

    So I will give you one that recently came to mind.

    I realised that the rerason storm troopers never hit anything when they shoot is because they must get payed by the hour. The longer it takes to get the enemy the more they make.

    not espeially humorous now but it made me laugh so hard the other day.
  2. Rotag21 Jedi Padawan

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    Feb 24, 2003
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    Ok people...

    I REALY hope someone can do better than that. LOL !

    Come on, lets hear them.... I'm waiting... :)
  3. Cephas Jedi Youngling

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    Feb 23, 2003
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    Y'Know, actually, that joke was three funny!

    It makes so much sense now!

    -Cephas
  4. Jedi_Outcast77 Jedi Padawan

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    Top 10 Reasons why Star Wars is better than Star Trek:

    10) In the Star Wars universe, weapons are rarely, if ever, set on "stun."

    9) The Enterprise needs a huge engine room with an anti-matter unit and a crew of twenty just to go into warp. The Millenium Falcon does the same thing with just R2-D2 and a Wookie.

    8) After resisting the Imperial torture droid and Darth Vader, Princess Leia still looked fresh and desirable. After enduring Cardassian starvation torture, Picard looked like hell.

    7) One word: lightsabers.

    6) Darth Vader could choke the entire Borg empire with one glance.

    5) The Death Star doesn't care if a world is class "M" or not.

    4) Luke Skywalker is not obsessed with sleeping with every alien he encounters.

    3) Jabba the Hutt would eat Harry Mudd for trying to cut in on his action.

    2) The Federation would have to interrupt whatever it's doing just to attempt to liberate any ship named Slave I.

    1) Picard pilots Enterprise through asteroid belts at one-quarter impulse power. Han Solo floors it.
  5. Sabaccs_luck Jedi Youngling

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    What did one cannibal Jawa say about the other?

    Protieny



    There was a man who wished to leave a Vong conquered world but had no ship. Some one mentioned that he should go to a pair of Vong Twins who could build him one with the latest Tech. The man found the twins and asked for their help in making a ship. The last words the man heard were, "You idiot don't you know two Vongs don't make a wright."
  6. Jedi_Outcast77 Jedi Padawan

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    "You idiot don't you know two Vongs don't make a wright."

    That's just Vong... I mean wrong [face_plain].
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