Games SW Photo Caption Game

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Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?

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Excuse the double post...I let a week pass but couldn't hold back any longer waiting for someone else to post first.

 

Sorry about the size. I swear the picture was bigger when I first posted it though.

 

darskpine10 That's ok, but do you want to try again with another image?

Or, if you prefer, I can just throw one out there from my extensive "photo caption game library archives"

 

Why 4K Iphones will be a complete flop.

 

Ok, this round seems to be DOA, so I hereby exercise my "executive authority" as
Supreme Thread-Starter and Permanent Host of this game
to declare the last round null and void and to start afresh with these new photos:


PHOTO #1:



PHOTO #2 (in honor of the current winter season ):


PHOTO #3:


Players can caption any or all of the photos as many times as they like, and in about a week or so (longer if there aren't many entries), I will choose a single winner to select the next photo (or photos) and to pick that next round's winner.

Happy Captioning!

 

Photo 1: "Invading my personal space, you are. If one inch closer you move, regret it, you will."

 

Just for fun (can't pick myself as the winner, of course):

PHOTO #1:

"Right, the Obi-Wan Kenobi Fan Club is. Dreamy, your eyes are."



PHOTO #2

Leia: And if we aim just right, I'm sure we can take out that AT-AT!



PHOTO #3:

Puppeteer #1: Are you now, or have you ever been?...

Puppeteer #2: 1-6-4-2, try 6-1-2. He seems to have an 8-1-8. Can you feel this?

*Threepio remains silent and tries to maneuver himself away.*

Puppeteer #3: 4-8-1-4: Avoid the 7-1-4 and the 2-3-3-6.

Puppeteer #4: Alright.

Spoiler: Threepio 1138?

(pick up at about 39 seconds in )

 

PHOTO #1:


1.
Obizzle: *sniff* Yup, I can still smell it on you.
Yoda-Man: Bangin, it is, right?
Obizzle: You know it!
Yoda-Man: Tasty, this new mouthwash is.
Obizzle: Flavor?
Yoda-Man: Blue Milk, brotha.

2.
Frantic Obi: You know, Yoda, when David Lo-Pan is searching for a girl with green eyes, I didn't expect you to agree to dress up like one.
Chillin Yoda: Your [edit - language], calm you should.
Frantic Obi: But what'll happen if he sees through your disguise?
Chillin Yoda: Own him with the Force, I will.

3.
Arrogant Obi: What about Rogaine? Don't you miss hair? You're wishing you had some of mine, don't you?
Realistic Yoda: A receding hairline, I see. Balding, you are. When 90 years old, you reach… Look as good, you will not.
Arrogant Obi: I think you mean 900.
Realistic Yoda: So sure, are you? 900 years old, you will never reach. Only a human, you are. At that, a balding one. Geh, heh heh heh!

PHOTO #2 (in honor of the current winter season ):


Vader: *gets hit with Leia's snowball* Aaah!
*Luke and Leia hide*
Vader: Sister... so, it was your twin sister.
*Luke and Leia pop up to throw more*
Vader: You are unwise to lower your defenses! *uses the Force to blast them with snowballs*
Luke: Hey, no Force powers, dad!
Vader: Complaining does not concern me, you two. Perhaps you think you are being treated unfairly?
Luke and Leia: Yeah!
Vader: Apology accepted, children. *starts flying away in his ship*
*Luke and Leia follow him in the Falcon, but lightly toss a couple snowballs at him*
*So Vader throws Planet Hoth at them with the Force*
Luke and Leia: Dad?!
Vader: It is too late, kids.

PHOTO #3:


1.
Tyra Banks: Welcome to Tatooine's Next Top Model!
Threepio: *struts on the runway*

2.
Hi, I am C-3PO, and welcome to Jackass! *gets slingshotted 50 ft*

Please do not use language that violates the TOS. Review the disallowed words list, if necessary.

 

Luke: It's so fun being with Leia... but so weird. Maybe I should do a 'Game of Thrones' on her. Incest away!

 

Photo #1: If blink you do, Kenobi, then lose you will.

Photo #2: "Do you want to build a snowman?"

Photo #3: Auditions for a Short Circuit remake go well.

 

PHOTO #1:


"Difficult to see. Always in motion is your point of view."

 

And the winning caption for this week's round is....




"Auditions for a Short Circuit remake go well."


Congrats, PCCViking! Please choose 1, 2, or 3 new photos for the next round and after a week or so of entries, select your choice for the winning caption.

As someone who remembers that decade pretty well , the reference to that "totally 80s" movie gave me a chuckle...Now everyone sing along:

 

Oh rats! Too late for this week's contest, but I'll give this caption anyway!




Hamill: (whispering) Now, Carrie, don't be too angry, but this is just snow. You haven't discovered the mother lode of all coke.

 

Here are the next photos to caption:

Photo #1


Photo #2


Photo #3

 

#1: You get a lightsaber, you get a lightsaber, you get a lightsaber; everybody gets a lightsaber!

 

Photo #1


"Turmoil has engulfed the Galactic Republic. The taxation of trade routes to outlying star systems is in dispute.
Hoping to resolve the matter with a blockade of deadly battleships, the greedy Trade Federation has stopped all shipping to the small planet of Naboo.
While the congress of the Republic endlessly debates this alarming chain of events, the Supreme Chancellor has secretly dispatched seven-hundred and two Jedi Knights, the guardians of peace and justice in the galaxy, to settle the conflict...."

 

Photo #1


The Actors: So we heard you couldn't get NSync to join this movie. Well ladies, get a load of this *strikes a pose*

Photo #2


That robot thing on the bottom left: What am I doing with my life?

Photo #3


Harrison: Hey I've already been captioned!
Lucas: I just want to add something, re-release it the fans, and profit. Trust me, they will always love it.
Vader: Nooooooooooo!
Lucas: Hmm, you may be onto something there... *adds it to Return of the Jedi*

 

Photo #1


Annakin: "Careful where you point that thing Mace, you have just sliced my right ear off!"
Mace: "Oh I am sorry...now don't get angry"
Yoda: "Anger leads to hate..."
QuiGonn "He will find you, and he will kill you"
Annakin "Pardon?"

 

No reward is worth this!

 

One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?

 

Cookie looks like he's about to explode. One and a half seconds after that picture was take the cookies in front of him disappeared into a blue cloud.




No wonder Obi and Ani are terrible in duels. Look at how lazy they are with their sabers.

 

Frank T.

You're the winner with the "No reward is worth this."

You get to choose the next pictures.

 

Frank will be coming along with some new photos shortly. I'll try to do a better job of watching for unintentional repeats

 

All we need is one


Here. You need it more than I do.