SW Quotes That Sound Dirty, But Aren't

Post your Star Wars quotes or words that sound like they could mean, well, something else

And remember, this is a family establishment, so no explanations or elaborations, please. Lol, if they don't get it, just let it be. (Mods, I figure people here are mature enough to make this a fun, not obscene thread. If you disagree, feel free to do whatever you deem necessary)

I'll start off with a classic.

Size matters not. Judge me by my size will you? As well you should not!

 

I feel the force!

But you cannot control it!

The last time I felt it, I was in the presence of my old master...

This is Red 5 I'm going in...

I think he is a she...

 

I need more men!!

 

Back door, huh?

 

"Get in there ya big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!

... ... ... ...


Ken Kenobi- And you have a nice day

 

EDIT: well nevermind.. i guess its not dirty as much as it is silly

 

Good. Our first catch of the day.

 

LOL, good stuff man

"Luke, at that speed will we be able to pull out in time?"

 

"Hey, point that thing someplace else." ROTJ Han

 

"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."

 

Good stuff people! LMAO... I hope this doesnt get locked.


I'm gonna move in closer to one of the big ones

 

How could they be jamming us if they don't know....we're coming.

 

"I have felt him, my master."

 

Gold leader " Negative it didn't go in, it just impacted on the surface."

owch

 

"Chewie, slow down and we'll get under him."

"Look at the SIZE of that thing!"

"How you get so big, eating food of this kind?"

"Get on top of it!" "I'm trying!"

 

There's an awful lot of moisture in here.

At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi.

 

R2D2: beeweepboowoo

 

In time you will call me "master."

My tongue...is fat! My tongue..ack..I'm stuck..my tongue!

Luke, pull up!

and then the standard 3po line

My parts are showing?!

 

"Put that thing away before you get us all killed."

 

short help is better than no help at all

ah! do that again!

I'm already on my way out.

 

HAN: "Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab it, almost...you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me, Chewie. Chewie!"

LANDO: "A little higher, just a little higher!"




"I want you to take her. I mean it, take her!"

"She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."

"Put that thing away before you get us all killed!"

"Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"

"I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that,
huh, kid?"

"I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me!"

"Back door, huh? Good idea!

"Short help's better than no help at all..."



Ken Kenobi- And you have a nice day

 

Don't everybody thank me at once.

It's metal.

Put your deflectors on...double front!

Cover me, Porkins!

It's a hit!

Not bad for a little fur ball.

17 huh?

These guys must really be desperate.

We're right above you, stand by.

Easy? You call that easy?

 

"Aren't you short for Stormtrooper?"

 

I tried staying away, but I couldn't resist:

"I guess you don't know everything about women yet"

~aeryn