SW_R's 5,000 Post Fiesta (you can't stop me, I'm INVINCIBLE)

Discussion in 'Big Brother 3: The Mods Strike Back' started by StarWars_Revelation, Sep 24, 2004.

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  1. StarWars_Revelation Jedi Grand Master

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    It's near 12am, I'm bored, none of you are posting, so I'm going post with myself.

    If I had to ask the world to post, I'd post with myself (Whoa whoa, posting with myself). That's a Billy Idol song, by the way.

    Here are the stars.

    Sebulba-X
    KaineDamo
    PrincessKenobi
    carmenite42
    Darth_AYBABTU
    farraday
    Qui_Gon_Jim23
    Smuggler-of-Mos-Espa
    Dark_Jedi_Kam
    Darth-Seldon
    Terr_Mys
    EagleIFilms
    StarWars_Revelation
    Jjanda_Solo

    Since many of the stars are absent at the start of this post, I will be playing them all. Even the females. Especially the females. Anyone's allowed to help me reach my lofty goal of 5,000 posts in a before the game ends. I can do it. You can do it. We can all do it, together.

    So, let's get it on.
  2. StarWars_Revelation Jedi Grand Master

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    Hey team, what's that you smell?
  3. StarWars_Revelation Jedi Grand Master

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    I smell it. Smells like TEAM spirit. Right, team?


    Sebulba-X: yes
    KaineDamo: yes
    PrincessKenobi: yes
    carmenite42: yes
    Darth_AYBABTU: yes
    farraday: anakin
    Qui_Gon_Jim23: yes
    Smuggler-of-Mos-Espa: yes
    Dark_Jedi_Kam: yes
    Darth-Seldon: yes
    Terr_Mys: yes
    EagleIFilms: yes
    Jjanda_Solo: yes
  4. StarWars_Revelation Jedi Grand Master

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    KaineDamo: Hurr hurr hurr.
    Sebulba-X: What the hey-diddle-diddle is that?


    That, my friends, is how Irish people laugh.
  5. StarWars_Revelation Jedi Grand Master

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    Yes, no one here to screw my equilibrium. You're all lucky I'm moving at such a slow rate.
  6. StarWars_Revelation Jedi Grand Master

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    Captain Obvious (aka, SoME): Everything I say is irrelevent.
    Darth_AYBABTU: Funny.
  7. StarWars_Revelation Jedi Grand Master

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    Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by US Air Force
    pilots and the replies from the maintenance crews.

    Problem: "Left inside main tire almost needs replacement."
    Solution: "Almost replaced left inside main tire."

    Problem: "Test flight OK, except autoland very rough."
    Solution: "Autoland not installed on this aircraft."

    Problem: "The autopilot doesn't."
    Signed off: "IT DOES NOW."

    Problem: "Something loose in cockpit."
    Solution: "Something tightened in cockpit."

    Problem: "Evidence of hydraulic leak on right main landing gear."
    Solution: "Evidence removed."

    Problem: "DME volume unbelievably loud."
    Solution: "Volume set to more believable level."

    Problem: "Dead bugs on windshield."
    Solution: "Live bugs on order."

    Problem: "Autopilot in altitude hold mode produces a 200 fpm descent."
    Solution: "Cannot reproduce problem on ground."

    Problem: "IFF inoperative."
    Solution: "IFF inoperative in OFF mode."

    Problem: "Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick."
    Solution: "That's what they're there for."

    Problem: "Number three engine missing."
    Solution: "Engine found on right wing after brief search."
  8. StarWars_Revelation Jedi Grand Master

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    Dark_Jedi_Kam: I cannot be stopped. The Americans are slugheads.
    Terr_Mys: Good, good. I think you should spike them.
    EagleIFilms: You were saying, slughead?
    DarthAttorney: I am Hector, I am the most important character. I am playing a donkey, which is the politically correct term.
  9. StarWars_Revelation Jedi Grand Master

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    Since this is Big Brother, someone always gets raped in every episode. So, here's the rape scene.

    John Milton: When I consider how my light is spent, ere half my days in this dark world and wide, I've raped myself.
  10. StarWars_Revelation Jedi Grand Master

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  11. StarWars_Revelation Jedi Grand Master

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    There's also a love scene.

    EagleIFilms: What's on your mind?
    Jjanda_Solo: You are.
    EagleIFilms: No, really.
    Jjanda_Solo: I'm not lying.
    EagleIFilms: Yes, you are.
    Jjanda_Solo: Okay.
    EagleIFilms: Okay. I love you.
    Jjanda_Solo: Really?
    EagleIFilms: Yes.
  12. StarWars_Revelation Jedi Grand Master

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    Darth_AYBABTU: Hey.
    farraday: Hey. What's up?
    Darth_AYBABTU: Nothing much, you?
    farraday: Nothing much.

    (this is an actual conversation of what it would be like if these two met in real life. I smell love, and team spirit, what do you smell?)
  13. StarWars_Revelation Jedi Grand Master

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    PrincessKenobi: Keith Moon.
    carmenite42: Yes, but is tea really all that great? With lemons, perhaps.
  14. Smuggler-of-Mos-Espa Jedi Youngling

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    Captain Obvious (aka, SoME): Everything I say is irrelevent.

    You're on to me. :-o
  15. StarWars_Revelation Jedi Grand Master

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    Alright you, cut. it. out.

    [laughtrack, guest appearance by the much-loved Dave Coulier]

    ~ James
  16. StarWars_Revelation Jedi Grand Master

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    Gasp, what's this? An intruder. Someone has totally screwed up my equilibrium.

    (Useage of that phrase count for today: 3.)

    What is your name, wayward son?
  17. StarWars_Revelation Jedi Grand Master

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    Terr_Mys: Hey, how are you? Are you tired?
    carmenite42: Are you implying that I'm fat?
  18. StarWars_Revelation Jedi Grand Master

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  19. Smuggler-of-Mos-Espa Jedi Youngling

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    What? 3+ posts in a row? KnightWriter would totally be banning you right now if he still had power or if his opinions ever mattered. [face_plain]
  20. StarWars_Revelation Jedi Grand Master

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    KaineDamo: Way out in the water
    See it swimmin?. Hehe, DOWNload thiS soNG IMMEDIATELY, or I'll use CAPS again.
  21. StarWars_Revelation Jedi Grand Master

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    Am I going to get in trouble for this one? :(
  22. Smuggler-of-Mos-Espa Jedi Youngling

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  23. StarWars_Revelation Jedi Grand Master

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    I want to hold your hand. Want to hold mine? Want to roleplay?
  24. Smuggler-of-Mos-Espa Jedi Youngling

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  25. StarWars_Revelation Jedi Grand Master

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