Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by Anna_Dale, Sep 21, 2001.
well I'm a virgin and am waiting for the right man.
Back in my day...
YO YO YO ******* IN DA HOUSE BABY!!!
Talking about Virgin's look who's turned up..the vicar's son..
OOoooo Shirl. Nice and tight, girly
A bloke would never say that!!!
only if you promise that you love me, and if you're gentle. It has to be special
(Time Out: How do you know??? Just cuz you've never said it?)
Hey Shirly...you know it would be special
if i swapped sex you'd never know it...because i'd never leave the house
watch it love, they all say they, buncha scum the lot of them.
wayne, shut it
A bloke would respond to the virgin thing with far more subtlty... something like..
your **** are like spanners..... every time I look at them my **** tighten
You've obviously been meeting the wrong kind of blokes, Anna
You need a REAL man...
ROTFLMAO @ Anna.
I dont know ChaSS, what if I get pregnant?
You cant get pregnant your first time
that what that sod gittes said, now look, two sprogs and a worthless drunken ****** for a fella
Oooh that's a classic
Oh alright then. I think I love you. Be gentle.
It's a kitchen sink drama waiting to happen...
The title will be something like..
Shirley, the welfare have taken your babies
Ehem...Madame MOT...is your bedroom free
Tootie! Oh I'm so glad to see you. I'm gonna have sex! He says he loves me.
When did I say that?
//starts sobbing hysterically
you did, I not a slapper you know.