SWA's Dating tips: How to get hooked up!

Tip #1- Take ur girl fishin', girls like that type of stuff. Nature, outdoors and fishing.

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And make Sure you get her a big fish!


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And TBF jokes in 3...2...1...

 

fish.

 

More dating secrets to come.

 

fish?

 

I would prefer to take dating advice from somebody who had, y'know, dated and stuff.

 

I think the fact that he's cute gets him hooked up.

 

I think can can have confidence in my JP. here is some of my dating history.

1985-89. The early years-- Dated 4 girls, went to the dance with one, went to school with another. numerous others went with me to the skating ring. Had a fake wedding in the courtyard with Cindy.

1989-1991- High school years-- Dated a gymnist and a counselor.

1991- All grown up.-- Dated 4 girls in the 12th grade. one my full time GF and 3 on the side, weekends. went to the prom with my Full time GF and moved in together.

1992- Just got married era-- Not much activity, but still managed to date 4 girls that year.

1992-1998-The married years. No dating era.

1998-Divorce year--started dating again. dated at least 100 girls(college). Dated a karaoke singer named illiana, we used to sing duets together and we dated for about 2 years. went to the comic con together too. she was a most beautiful girl. Took her to a depeche mode concert in 1999.

1999- Ep1 Era. --Height of my Dating experience. Dated Natalie Portman for 3 days, or some might say a week. depends on how long you think spring break lasts. Well, You know the story.

2000-2005. Peak of my dating era-- [Fullfillment]. Dated over 300 different girls at different times and different places. Mostly, meeting girls at bars and bookstores..or celeb parties. Not to brag or anything.


2005-2006. Dormant era --dated a few, coffee or dinner once in a while. but not too much movement this year, because of work and finances.

so JP, as you can see, history speaks for itself. follow these tips and U will be hooked up in no time

 

Make sure you put that detailed list on your resume.

 

Wow. You're a total ****!

MJS Edit: lol but you can't use that word

 

Dont' hate da playa, hate da game.

 

What game? Backgammon? Cluedo?


Oh no wait! I know what game!


SNAP!

 

You forgot to add the gay part to the title.

 

as in SWA's gay dating tips? or SWA's dating tips: How to get gay hooked up?

I'm so confuzzled.

 

Yes, every single girl likes the outdoors and there are NO exceptions. If they don't like the outdoors or fishing they are obviously men in disguise.

 

lol

 

Tip #2- Get ur girl some new shoes!
Girls love shoes more than anything. So, get her an expensive brand.

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Take her to the mall.

 

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I would only be impressed if the fish was actually an edible species.

 

Best animated gif ever.

Also, this sounds more like "How to get [your testicles] hooked up [to a car battery]" advice.

 

Don't worry Kart, we'll help you join the rest of us out of the closet.

 

YOU DID NOT DATE NATALIE PORTMAN!

 

He obviously caught her like the biggest mackerel ever and got her some pumps so she would be putty in his hands, duh!

 

Dude I've seen your pictures and adding that to your dating history... not adding up...