SWA's Dating tips: How to pick up girls & ask them out!

Part two.

In part one we talked about what to do on a date..
http://boards.theforce.net/your_jedi_council_community/b10008/25966902/p1
Fun things to go out and do with your date (No fat girls)
like fishing or taking her to a nice restaurant.


Here I will teach you "HOW" to get a date & use communication to reach your goals.

Lets start with the basics.


Tip #1- Dress Nice. Go out and buy a suit & tie.

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Something like this.

 

Girls who look just like Michael Jackson?

 

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So starwarsagent, you have told them to buy a suit and tie. And if that fails, where then will you go?

 

It'll work Zac! I guarantee it!

 

How does buying a suit and tie help you with communication?

 

It's non-verbal communication, it says "Look here, I am worth Your time"
But we will get to the part where you will say certain words that will help you. There's more tips to come.

 

if you are a dating guru SWA, then why are you still single?

 

lol, ya, even malkie has a girlfriend




FF

 

If someone dressed like that asked me, I'd definitely say no.

 

I'm not black, does that matter?

 

No it doesn't. It says "I probably care about my appearance more than I care about you."

I dunno, that's how I'd interpret it. Plus guys look silly in suits unless there's a top hat involved.

 

Word. Girls are happy to hang out with people like me who wear hawaiian shirts, oversized work jackets, and flannel pajama bottoms.


Wait....

 

I am at least.

 

YAY THERE'S HOPE!

 

To be honest, you just need to talk to a woman. Get to know her and make her feel comfortable. SWA, you've come out with so much crap about "dating". You're all about material things, when you should know that women are impressed by a man who can listen and who is easy to talk to. You don't need some stupid suit.

 

Because he's a generous person. He doesn't believe in selfishly keeping himself and his dating skills to give pleasure to one woman that he loves. He generously gives to all women, freely.

 

A good outfit for this doesn't have to be fancy, in fact it probably shouldn't be too fancy. It should be something you look good in, though-- jeans and a t-shirt, if they fit well and look crisp, can do the job just as well as anything else. Exchange a few words between the two of you about who you are. Drop a few flirty hints to let her know you're interested but don't come on too strong. And you should be off.

-Disclaimer: This editorial constitutes one female opinion; success or failure of this advice is not guaranteed.

 

What about a fedora?

 

If I require a suit to be worth her time, then she is not worth my time.

 

A fedora is acceptable if worn correctly with a feather. And fish shoes.

 

Right. I didn't say it had to be expensive...for example. I went to Oceans Eleven the other night to play Poker.

I was wearing a gray suit, a Star Wars T-shirt and faded jeans. I went to the bathroom and when I came back, I was the conversation subject around the table..got me the attention I needed to make a move on the girls around the table..

that would give me the edge to hit on a girl at the table. Unfortunately, that night the table was full of doods and old folks.

 

Did you make the best of the situation & hook up with a dood or an old folk?

 

lol, Sup JP..No, I just ordered dinner and got on my way to the karaoke bar.

 

Karaoke?

What's the best song to sing to pull the chicks?