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Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by Shadow_of_Evil, Dec 11, 2005.

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  1. stinrab

    stinrab Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Rioting is so last week. Don't you guys watch the news? BUSHFIRES are where it's at now.

    WE ARE ALLL GOING TO BURN TO DEATH UNLESS WE BUY TEH DAILY TELEGRAPH ADN W4TCH RON WILSON!
     
  2. Detonating-Rabbit

    Detonating-Rabbit Jedi Knight star 5

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    May 23, 2003
    "And one of the suspects [white supremesists] was wearing camouflage-style pants...Police also found an arrow in his possession [at his house]..."

    [/Channel Ten News]

    That is what they said on the news the other night, when all the "white supremesists" were being arrested. Come to think of it, I wear camo pants. Guess that makes me a white supremesist. :p
    I also did archery for over two years, and instead of having just one, I have six arrows! And a bow to go with it. :eek:

    I should hand myself in!

    I mean, seriously...
     
  3. HawkNC

    HawkNC Former RSA: Oceania star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Oct 23, 2001
    Nothing helps you blend into the background of an urban landscape like jungle camo!
     
  4. stinrab

    stinrab Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Jul 9, 1998
    His devious plan was obviously to make his legs invisible to the untrained eye!
     
  5. Syrix_Kahl

    Syrix_Kahl Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Mar 25, 2001
    Hot Damn! I can't believe I missed this thread.

    Perhaps it's for the best.
     
  6. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Feb 18, 2001
    No, go on teh Matt, tells us what you think!

    E_S
     
  7. Syrix_Kahl

    Syrix_Kahl Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Mar 25, 2001
    oh, in that case...

    I propose a new system of governing whereby Google finally gains sentience, renames itself Skynet and kills us all, for not being machines. I think it will really work out nicely.
     
  8. TheOzhaggis

    TheOzhaggis Jedi Master star 5

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    Nov 1, 2000

    ^ Half way there. Google has wikipedia cached, so it's already omniscient. Now all we need is for it to be infected by a self-propagating worm capable of emergent intelligence ...
     
  9. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Feb 18, 2001
    Go on...

    E_S
     
  10. Saintheart

    Saintheart Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Dec 16, 2000
    Surely that would be justifiable homicide on Google's part? After all, it's spent the entirety of its short life answering stupid questions and directing people to, as Ben Affleck attests, actors and porn. And often both at the same time.
     
  11. Syrix_Kahl

    Syrix_Kahl Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Mar 25, 2001
    you've googled "Paris Hilton in not a whore" right?
     
  12. Shadow_of_Evil

    Shadow_of_Evil Jedi Youngling star 6

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    Nov 18, 2001
    HeHeHe I saw the screencap of Google's correction on the statement about Paris Hilton.
    I think I saw it on break.com
    Funny stuff :)
     
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