Oceania Sydney Riots

Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by Shadow_of_Evil, Dec 11, 2005.

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  1. stinrab Manager Emeritus

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    Jul 9, 1998
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    Rioting is so last week. Don't you guys watch the news? BUSHFIRES are where it's at now.

    WE ARE ALLL GOING TO BURN TO DEATH UNLESS WE BUY TEH DAILY TELEGRAPH ADN W4TCH RON WILSON!
  2. Detonating-Rabbit Jedi Grand Master

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    May 23, 2003
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    "And one of the suspects [white supremesists] was wearing camouflage-style pants...Police also found an arrow in his possession [at his house]..."

    [/Channel Ten News]

    That is what they said on the news the other night, when all the "white supremesists" were being arrested. Come to think of it, I wear camo pants. Guess that makes me a white supremesist. :p
    I also did archery for over two years, and instead of having just one, I have six arrows! And a bow to go with it. :eek:

    I should hand myself in!

    I mean, seriously...
  3. HawkNC Former RSA: Oceania

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    Oct 23, 2001
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    Nothing helps you blend into the background of an urban landscape like jungle camo!
  4. stinrab Manager Emeritus

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    Jul 9, 1998
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    His devious plan was obviously to make his legs invisible to the untrained eye!
  5. Syrix_Kahl Jedi Master

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    Mar 25, 2001
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    Hot Damn! I can't believe I missed this thread.

    Perhaps it's for the best.
  6. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    Feb 18, 2001
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    No, go on teh Matt, tells us what you think!

    E_S
  7. Syrix_Kahl Jedi Master

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    Mar 25, 2001
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    oh, in that case...

    I propose a new system of governing whereby Google finally gains sentience, renames itself Skynet and kills us all, for not being machines. I think it will really work out nicely.
  8. TheOzhaggis Force Ghost

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    Nov 1, 2000
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    ^ Half way there. Google has wikipedia cached, so it's already omniscient. Now all we need is for it to be infected by a self-propagating worm capable of emergent intelligence ...
  9. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    Feb 18, 2001
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    Go on...

    E_S
  10. Saintheart Chosen One

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    Dec 16, 2000
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    Surely that would be justifiable homicide on Google's part? After all, it's spent the entirety of its short life answering stupid questions and directing people to, as Ben Affleck attests, actors and porn. And often both at the same time.
  11. Syrix_Kahl Jedi Master

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    Mar 25, 2001
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    you've googled "Paris Hilton in not a whore" right?
  12. Shadow_of_Evil Jedi Youngling

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    Nov 18, 2001
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    HeHeHe I saw the screencap of Google's correction on the statement about Paris Hilton.
    I think I saw it on break.com
    Funny stuff :)
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