Sac, CA T-Minus BLANK and counting till EPIII I think it's time for a sit down.

About the only power I know of myself is explosive flatulence, and that is, admittedly, a skill best left untaught--you either know it, or you don't.

Sigh.

Well, can a man get a complimentary lesson in the Sith Art of Grab-Ass, then? (Poolio, sit back down please. Yicch!)

 

Tell you what. We'll be in line for Ep3 on the 18th. Poolio can teach his Sith Massage techniques and I am willing to be the massage-ee.

 

But does he want to teach it to me? That is the question.

 

Tionne,

I've not had a chance to meet you yet, but you seem already well on the way to damnation if you're willing to let Poolio perform some massagination on you. He tried that with me, and... never mind, I don't want to talk about that now

 

LOL I don't even want to know.

Poolio knows well enough that I can kick his Sithly behind any time I want. So if he tries anything stupid he will be lacking feeling in certain extremities for a long time.

 

Man, it's not even cool to joke like that.

 

Joe,

If either of us had been joking, you'd have been right on both counts--not funny for the grab-ass, and not funny for the mangling of the extremities.

Thankfully, we were both completely serious.

No, you weren't!

Yes, we were!

(sounds of an e-scuffle as DR begins to beat himself senseless in a schizophrenic battle of the titans)

~ ~ ~ ~ ~

I don't know who won. All I know is that it's late, I'm tired, and we still have to wait for another 624 hours for the *&#$% premiere!

37,440 minutes!!

2,246,400 seconds!!!!! ARRRGGGHHH

 

*falls out of chair laughing as DR has a fight with his alter ego*

Of course I was only kidding Joe. I'd never knowingly hurt one of my Rogues.

 

Even me?

 

Hmmm.....Yeah..even you probably. Though I haven't met you in person yet.

 

Oh great, I'm a "probably". Well could be worse.

 

If u all want to find out who I am, come to the R&R Museum on the 17 around 2:00pm and go to the Cab Forward. I'll be there till they close. Be warned, I may not be able to talk since I'll have a superviser there with me.

 

"Poolio knows well enough that I can kick his Sithly behind any time I want."

So long as she kisses it to make it feel better when she's done.

 

*cringes*

 

Hawkie I think Outriders spelling habits have rubbed off on ya.

it's suppose to be *puckers* not *cringes*...you were wayyyyy off.

 

ha ha ha

 

Ok, this thread has mutated into a Tarkellian Razorbeast. I call shenanigans, let's close this one down and/or move it over to Starbucks.

 

Your more that welcome to come there.

 

"I call shenanigans, let's close this one down and/or move it over to Starbucks."

Did someone call Shenanigans? Hell, I better run home and get my broom!

 

Hawkie: "The next person to say shenanigans is gonna get pistol whipped"

Deadpool: "Hey Outrider what's that place you like to eat with all the goofy stuff on the walls?"

Outrider: "You mean shenanigans?"

*next scene deleted for violent content.

22 Days and counting

 

Thats pretty good deadpool. Now over all, how badly does that fight end in the deleted scene?

 

It's got an R rating for the violence OR, and explicit sexual content for errr what is done to you, with a Light Saber, in the scene.

 

Glad I'm 18. PM me the footage or how the sequence goes.

 

Its getting closer guys. 21 days. 21 days and counting. I'm going to kill my brother if he doesn't get those tickets.