Sac, CA T-Minus BLANK and counting till EPIII I think it's time for a sit down.

Dead, I told you not to post my thoughts! That's just creepy!
How'd you know exactly what I was gonna do if someone said the S word again?

*fingers lightsaber ignite button, daring someone to try*

 

Don't you dare finger that saber. Cause once you ignight it, you won't know what hit you(pulls back coat to reviel saber)

 

*smirks as though she knows something OR does not*

 

Bring it on

Edit: I blame you Deadpool for getting me into this. So get me out.

 

Deadpool can not help you this time, young one. You picked your fight....and you shall end it....or I will...

 

So be it...Jedi!

Editstares TionneHawk in the eyes)

 

*meets his gaze with eyes as sharp as her namesake's, and, being female, she knows just how to use them to make men crumble*

 

Trying to give me the look, huh? Ain't going to work on this one.

 

I think I'm getting turned on by all this!

/fluffs up the bean bag chair, grabs the box of Raisinettes, and settles in for a good fight

 

Don't get to setteled in. You may have to move when it starts.

 

[sits back in Thrown chair][Palpy voice]Good ... very good[/Palpy voice]

 

This is a privete battle. Eveyone out!

Edit: Unless you want to die.

 

There is nothing such as a private battle on these boards kiddo. So, keep your threats to yourself young one unless you want some Force lightning up the old waaazooo!

 

Speaking of that, I wish I had money comeing out of the waaazooo.

























What am I saying. Back to the fight.

 

No he said privete battle.

Websters:
":European deciduous shrub (Ligustrum vulgare) of the olive family with semievergreen leaves and small white flowers that is widely used for hedges; broadly : any of various congeneric shrubs"

I think he wants to have a hedge trimming contest.

 

...............No

 

If anyone is going to die in this battle, it will be you my semi-literate adversary.

*ignites saber with a snap-hiss and extends it in front of her pointing it at OR* Are you ready for me?

 

The force is strong with you......but you are not strong with the force. Anyone who interfears shall die.(Draws lightsaber in the same form as Yoda in AOTC revieling a nice purple blade for his El-Graflex saber) Just bring it.(succesfuly force pushes TionneHawk into a pile of ****)

 

*rolls her eyes at his feeble attempt at backlash*
You find you can't threaten me, so you threaten those watching and waiting for a chance at you? How insecure are you?

*steps back with one foot in response to his meager Force push which feels more like a gentle breeze to this master. Her sapphire blade casts eerie shadows on her face as she remains in a defensive pose. Without moving she calls a stray barstool from the 24 hr. Starbucks in and uses the Force to throw it at the back of his legs right at the knee joints*

 

[sitting in corner ... munching on popcorn]

 

(Slices stool in half. pieces go all over and some hit Deadpool) Nice try, but I'm to good in my saber skills.

(throws LVD's popcorn at TionneHawk) I did that for laughs. Even though I love popcorn.

 

You threw my popcorn!!??? You have really stepped in it.

[stands up][opens robe, tickles light saber grip with fingers][extends other hand, uses the Force and lifts OR off the ground throwing him into a wall face first.][Releases OR of his Force grip, and watches OR slump to the ground][Sits back down and eats popcorn again] Do not EVER touch my popcorn!

 

Hey, you adore popcorn the same as I do. Ya know, I guessed some way or another, everyone will be involved. Oh by the way LVD, you didn't even give me a scratch.

 

Oh really? Then why is there blood trickling down from your nose? And nice shiner there too

 

"Nice try, but I'm to good in my saber skills."

Now you need to work on your spelling and grammar skills.

Correct usage would have been "Nice try, but my saber skills are too good."