Discussion Tag Lines for Episode VII

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Episode VII and Beyond (Archive)' started by musicman07, Mar 10, 2013.

  1. musicman07 Jedi Padawan

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    Feb 26, 2013
    I didn't see this one already posted so...
    I was wondering what y'all thought would be some good tag lines for these upcoming SW movies. It can be for ep. VII specifically, for the ST in general, or for the spinoff movies. They can be funny or serious.
    For those who don't know: a tag line is a short comment on a movie poster to describe the movie. Ex.: home alone: a family comedy without the family. Or: the phantom menace: every saga has a beginning.
    I'll submit mine first. I'm a little concerned that the sequel trilogy might end up being sequels for sequels sake, rather than making ep I-IX tell one story. So my tag line for ep VII is "(insert person, place or thing here) back by popular demand" . Ex: the empire- back by popular demand (for comedy effect, the less sense it makes, the better :) ), or the force: back by popular demand. Or my favorite (because it makes the least sense XD) Alderaan- back by popular demand.
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  2. thesevegetables Jedi Grand Master

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    star 4
  3. Jobertus Jedi Grand Master

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    What?!:rolleyes:
  4. Darth Chiznuk PT Trivia Master / Game Host

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    Episode VII: Return to a galaxy far, far away...
  5. DarthBreezy Chosen One

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    Tag line - Han Solo advises a new generation.
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  6. Pro Scoundrel Force Ghost

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    Episode VII: We Dug Up Some Old Fossils

    (Sorry, couldn't resist) :D
  7. Eeth-my-Koth Chosen One

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    May the Force Live Long and Prosper
  8. princessnikki Jedi Master

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    Episode 7: It is everything you've dreamed of. It is nothing you expect!
  9. Jedi Comedian Jedi Grand Master

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    I know that this isn't the point of this thread, but I agree with this statement so much.
  10. Darth Claire Force Ghost

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    Star Wars Episode 7: Dont worry we'll get it right this time. ;)
  11. GunganSlayer Jedi Grand Master

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    "Who ever wins, we lose"

    oh, wait...
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  12. BigAl6ft6 Force Ghost

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    "HOLY GOD, THERE'S NEW STAR WARS MOVIES! AHHHH!!!"
  13. BigAl6ft6 Force Ghost

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    I will say, one of the cooler speculative trailer tag / poster lines I ever read that never happened was for "Sith" using Palpy's quote of "Young fool. Only now at the end do you understand." That on a poster with a closeup of Anakin woulda been gold.
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  14. Jedi Comedian Jedi Grand Master

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    Like it. It could work for Ep VII, if you see Ep. VII as "the beginning of the end".

    "The circle is now complete" could also work for the ST. Perhaps with a picture of Luke as "the master".
  15. Darth Claire Force Ghost

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    Episode VII: Suprise kids....Luke is the joker

    I still dont get how the hell that is Luke. WTF Hamill :eek:
  16. BigAl6ft6 Force Ghost

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    "Circle is now complete"is really good, could slap it anywhere. The thing about "Only now at the end do you understand" just drips with foreboding menace (which is why it woulda worked great on "Sith"). Assuming things go dark in Ep. 9, it could work there but I think that only really exists in some alternate universe on an Ep 3 poster.
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  17. theonesith Jedi Knight

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    Episode VII: Anakin wasn't the chosen one after all TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLO...
  18. T-R- Chosen One

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    Episode I was: Every Saga Has a Beginning

    Episode VII (or ST in general) could be: Every Saga Comes to an End
  19. Bazinga'd SWC/PT/ Spinoff Manager -Destroyer of Spam

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    Episode VII: Never say Never Again (yes. I borrowed from a certain terrible Bond movie)
  20. DarthPoppy Force Ghost

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    Remember before ESB came out when they rereleased Star Wars there were those blue billboards all over the place with lines like "R2-D2 is back!", or when TPM was coming out "Every Saga has a Beginning", etc.

    So, here is the place for your tag lines to get everyone all excited about the ST!

    Here are my suggested tag lines:

    "Got Power Converters?" -- Star Wars Episode VII
    "Have You Shaved Your Wookiee Today?" -- Star Wars Episode VII
    "Tosche Station is Back!" -- Star Wars Episode VII
  21. lord_eidolon Force Ghost

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  22. Darth Chiznuk PT Trivia Master / Game Host

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    "Return to a galaxy a little less long ago but even further away..."

    It's not very catchy but I like the realism it projects.
  23. Darth Eddie Jedi Grand Master

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    "The Saga Returns..."

    That's really all you need.
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  24. Darth Archimage Jedi Grand Master

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    "Action figures now included in every Happy Meal."
  25. DarthBreezy Chosen One

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