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Discussion Tag Lines for Episode VII

Discussion in 'Archive: Disney Era Films' started by musicman07, Mar 10, 2013.

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  1. musicman07

    musicman07 Jedi Youngling

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    I didn't see this one already posted so...
    I was wondering what y'all thought would be some good tag lines for these upcoming SW movies. It can be for ep. VII specifically, for the ST in general, or for the spinoff movies. They can be funny or serious.
    For those who don't know: a tag line is a short comment on a movie poster to describe the movie. Ex.: home alone: a family comedy without the family. Or: the phantom menace: every saga has a beginning.
    I'll submit mine first. I'm a little concerned that the sequel trilogy might end up being sequels for sequels sake, rather than making ep I-IX tell one story. So my tag line for ep VII is "(insert person, place or thing here) back by popular demand" . Ex: the empire- back by popular demand (for comedy effect, the less sense it makes, the better :) ), or the force: back by popular demand. Or my favorite (because it makes the least sense XD) Alderaan- back by popular demand.
     
    musicman07, Mar 10, 2013
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  2. thesevegetables

    thesevegetables Jedi Knight star 4

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    Episode VII: We want your money.
     
    thesevegetables, Mar 10, 2013
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  3. Jobertus

    Jobertus Jedi Knight star 3

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    What?!:rolleyes:
     
    Jobertus, Mar 10, 2013
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  4. Darth Chiznuk

    Darth Chiznuk Superninja of Future Films star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    Episode VII: Return to a galaxy far, far away...
     
    Darth Chiznuk , Mar 10, 2013
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  5. DarthBreezy

    DarthBreezy Chosen One star 6

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    Tag line - Han Solo advises a new generation.
     
    DarthBreezy, Mar 10, 2013
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  6. Pro Scoundrel

    Pro Scoundrel New Films Expert At Modding Casual star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Episode VII: We Dug Up Some Old Fossils

    (Sorry, couldn't resist) :D
     
    Pro Scoundrel , Mar 10, 2013
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  7. Eeth-my-Koth

    Eeth-my-Koth Jedi Grand Master star 9

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    May the Force Live Long and Prosper
     
    Eeth-my-Koth, Mar 10, 2013
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  8. princessnikki

    princessnikki Jedi Knight star 1

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    Episode 7: It is everything you've dreamed of. It is nothing you expect!
     
    princessnikki, Mar 10, 2013
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  9. Jedi Comedian

    Jedi Comedian Jedi Master star 3

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    I know that this isn't the point of this thread, but I agree with this statement so much.
     
    Jedi Comedian, Mar 10, 2013
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  10. Darth Claire

    Darth Claire Force Ghost star 5

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    Star Wars Episode 7: Dont worry we'll get it right this time. ;)
     
    Darth Claire, Mar 10, 2013
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  11. GunganSlayer

    GunganSlayer Jedi Master star 4

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    "Who ever wins, we lose"

    oh, wait...
     
    GunganSlayer, Mar 10, 2013
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  12. BigAl6ft6

    BigAl6ft6 Chosen One star 8

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    "HOLY GOD, THERE'S NEW STAR WARS MOVIES! AHHHH!!!"
     
    BigAl6ft6, Mar 10, 2013
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  13. BigAl6ft6

    BigAl6ft6 Chosen One star 8

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    I will say, one of the cooler speculative trailer tag / poster lines I ever read that never happened was for "Sith" using Palpy's quote of "Young fool. Only now at the end do you understand." That on a poster with a closeup of Anakin woulda been gold.
     
    BigAl6ft6, Mar 10, 2013
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  14. Jedi Comedian

    Jedi Comedian Jedi Master star 3

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    Like it. It could work for Ep VII, if you see Ep. VII as "the beginning of the end".

    "The circle is now complete" could also work for the ST. Perhaps with a picture of Luke as "the master".
     
    Jedi Comedian, Mar 10, 2013
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  15. Darth Claire

    Darth Claire Force Ghost star 5

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    Episode VII: Suprise kids....Luke is the joker

    I still dont get how the hell that is Luke. WTF Hamill :eek:
     
    Darth Claire, Mar 10, 2013
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  16. BigAl6ft6

    BigAl6ft6 Chosen One star 8

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    "Circle is now complete"is really good, could slap it anywhere. The thing about "Only now at the end do you understand" just drips with foreboding menace (which is why it woulda worked great on "Sith"). Assuming things go dark in Ep. 9, it could work there but I think that only really exists in some alternate universe on an Ep 3 poster.
     
    BigAl6ft6, Mar 10, 2013
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  17. theonesith

    theonesith Jedi Knight

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    Episode VII: Anakin wasn't the chosen one after all TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLO...
     
    theonesith, Mar 10, 2013
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  18. T-R-

    T-R- Chosen One star 5

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    Episode I was: Every Saga Has a Beginning

    Episode VII (or ST in general) could be: Every Saga Comes to an End
     
    T-R-, Mar 10, 2013
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  19. Bazinga'd

    Bazinga'd Saga / WNU Manager - Knights of LAJ star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    Episode VII: Never say Never Again (yes. I borrowed from a certain terrible Bond movie)
     
    Bazinga'd , Mar 11, 2013
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  20. DarthPoppy

    DarthPoppy Jedi Master star 4

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    Remember before ESB came out when they rereleased Star Wars there were those blue billboards all over the place with lines like "R2-D2 is back!", or when TPM was coming out "Every Saga has a Beginning", etc.

    So, here is the place for your tag lines to get everyone all excited about the ST!

    Here are my suggested tag lines:

    "Got Power Converters?" -- Star Wars Episode VII
    "Have You Shaved Your Wookiee Today?" -- Star Wars Episode VII
    "Tosche Station is Back!" -- Star Wars Episode VII
     
    DarthPoppy, Jul 11, 2013
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  21. lord_eidolon

    lord_eidolon Jedi Grand Master star 3

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    "The gang's all here."
     
    lord_eidolon, Jul 11, 2013
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  22. Darth Chiznuk

    Darth Chiznuk Superninja of Future Films star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    "Return to a galaxy a little less long ago but even further away..."

    It's not very catchy but I like the realism it projects.
     
    Darth Chiznuk , Jul 11, 2013
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  23. Darth Eddie

    Darth Eddie Jedi Master star 4

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    "The Saga Returns..."

    That's really all you need.
     
    Darth Eddie, Jul 11, 2013
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  24. Darth Archimage

    Darth Archimage Jedi Master star 3

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    "Action figures now included in every Happy Meal."
     
    Darth Archimage, Jul 11, 2013
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  25. DarthBreezy

    DarthBreezy Chosen One star 6

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    "Gimme your Money!"
     
    DarthBreezy, Jul 11, 2013
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