Tag!

*Sets paper bag of dog poo on UK's doorstep, lights it up, rings the bell and runs back to Edmontooine*

SPAMMERS!!!

 

*Runs out the back door and takes some Spam to Edmontooine*

You'll like this crap

 

Damn. I knew I forgot something!

 

Muahahaha you have to be up early in the morning to catch us out

*Plans devious attack*

 

Mashed potatoes in their shoes?

 

Oh now there's a thought! Do mashed potatoes go with spam?

 

EVERYTHING goes with Spam! (If I remember the commercial right.)

 

LOL... more like everything goes IN Spam

 

There... now I'm up early hee hee hee

*places bucket of ground SPAM over backdoor to UK and places bag of dogpoo at front door, lights it, rings the bell and runs back to Edmontooine*

 

Leans out from 2nd fl window & dumps bucket of cole slaw on thunder before he can run ... You'll never learn, silly boy!

 

*Opens back door*

AAAAAARRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

*Sees R_T covered in Coleslaw*

*cough*

*Goes back inside for a shower to get rid of the Spam*

 

LOL @ DEQ

//Notices that UKD didn't stomp out the lit bag on the front porch, and that the fire has now spread to encompass the entire front door and porch...

FIRE!!!

//Runs away in terror at the spreading flames....

 

*Hears someone shouting something about 'liar'... shruggs and carries on washing off ground Spam*

 

*Goes into the thread and see's the fire*

UH-OH!

*Runs around to the back and finds the door locked. Attempts to break the door in, ala firefighter style*

Oww! I think I dislocated me shoulder!

*Finally forces the door open, Yelling up the stairs to DEQ*

FIRE! FIRE!

 

FIRE!!!!

*Jumps into armour and jumps out of window landing on UK Defender*

THIS IS YOUR FAULT

Oooooo good excuse to get sexy firemen to come out

Thanks JPL... UKdefender was going to leave me to burn alive in here

 

Since DQ forgot to turn off the water, it floods the house & puts out the fire. The good news is that the flood cleaned out the cole slaw from DQs armor. I say we hunt down the firebug.

 

Ahhhhhhh... clean fresh armour... bliss!

Oh yes... lets go and teach them a lesson

 

Did you get singed? I have some creme to rub on if you need it ...

 

No, I was in the shower but feel free to bring the creme anyhow so long as it's not in the form of a pie or you WILL pay

 

I'll bring the pies too, just in case there are any survivors from Edmontooine ... Good Work over there BTW

 

Jumps in from Colorado Springs, Colorado, USA and tags UKDefender for calling Zoo a GUY! Zoo's name is Jen! She's a she.

So, TAG, you're it!

 

With a creme pie in the face you couldn't tell! Honest!

 

Nice work UKDefender

Indigo managed to foil my electrocution plans but I'll let her off, obviously when you get colours you're given rubber soled shoes too

A HA! an infiltrator from foreign parts... welcome and RUUUUUUNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!

 

Indigo managed to foil my electrocution plans but I'll let her off, obviously when you get colours you're given rubber soled shoes too

Oh yes, very fetching shoes they are too, they squeak as you walk, not unlike the sound of a mouse.

 

I forgot about you having colours

*Slams a cream pie into Yosh's face*

You're IT

*Runs off to Denver, Co*