Discussion in 'London UK' started by UKDefender, Jun 27, 2003.
//Sets off in not so hot pursuit....
Just be thankful UKDefender didn't fill your Vader helmet with coleslaw
That's ok, go and look what i just did to you in Denver
I just got back from Denver
*Starts to put armour back on carefully shaking each piece to make sure it's woodlice free*
You are SOOOOOOOOO going to pay for that
*Runs off to scheme*
DEQ I thought you had UKDefender locked up! He's at it again in Indy & from what I've gathered, around the world! What did you do??? Give him Jumping beans???
He escaped and seemingly while I had him locked away safely he was scheming a devious plan to cause havoc around the world
I have to tail him everywhere and try and keep up
When I catch him, it's back in the closet with him
Nic...you may want to pop over to Indy
*Drips water all over the floor*
It looks like I've just been there unless we've had a sudden downpour
*Handcuffs Yosh to the radiator and lets 3 large moths out of a matchbox*
*Puts hands over ears to shut out the girlie screaming*
While Yosh is concentrating on DQ, I slip in & fill his Vader helmet with cole slaw. (thanks for the idea DQ!)
Well, if you're gonna go in the closet WITH ME DQ, I'll let you CATCH me...
Watches and waits for Yosh to put his helmet on
Ohh no... not after last time UKDefender, I''ve never been the same since
You'll be suitably restrained in there this time
//At the sight of the moths, panicks and tears arm off in a hurry to escape....
//Picks up Helmet with good arm and runs outside....
//From outside a loud squelching sound can be heard....
//Plots a very fitting revenge...
[EDITED DUE TO NIC BEING BLONDE]
*Fills Yoshs 'special' shoes with mashed potato*
You spitefull little wench!!
//Attempts to walk to bathroom to clean out mash from shoes....
Wait until Yosh goes to sit down & slips a pizza under him...
Just not your day Yosh!
Ohhhhh I hope that's not a BEGAL one
//Rushes back out neckid and yelling at top of lungs......
BURN THE NORTHERN WENCH!!!!!!
//Runs outside and round the corner.....
//Rushes back in, sits on Pizza with necked arse, gets up and leaves again.....with Pizza attatched....
DAMN YOU ALL!!!
Burn me... you'll ahve to catch me first
As Yosh goes around the corner, catches a creme pie in the face.
//Wipes cream out of eyes, decides to take a cab home...just in case of any more mishaps....
Nic, it wouldn't be hard to catch you with those hobbit sized legs of yours
*lets Yosh get in her cab, locks the doors and then says HI*
*Locks the drivers screen so she can't be attacked*
Now then... where can I take you?
Hobbit sized legs they maybe but I can sure shift
Turns on fire hose & sends Yosh flying into cab. I figure since we messed you up, we should clean you up.
Forgot to tell him about the Woodlice in the cab ... Oh, well. He'll figure it out...
//Soaking wet, looks in horror at who the cab driver is....
Errrrrrm take me home please
//Feels hundreds of litle legs begin to crawl up body....
This really isn't my day
//Looks back out of window and shakes fist towards UKD...