Edmonton Tag!

*walks out of the thread with a tranq gun*

That takes care of the gorilla's...

*click, click*

Time to take care of those crazy Londoners

 

My Gorillas

*Waves fist at R_T through van window and goes off to plot next attack*

You're for it now

 

Slips in & gives Gorillas tranQ atidote & arms them all with Banana cream pies. Hits R_T personally, just for fun.

 

*sigh* I TRIED to be nice...

*loads up the 9 mil semi auto*

*BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!*

...Problem solved.

*switches back to the tranq gun*

Let's go hunting

 

Guess you should have given them bullet proof vests too monkey! SHEEEHS!

 

THIS IS WAR!!!!

*Squirts Rogue_Thunder with Maple Syrup and unleashes thousands of ants*

 

Grabs a bottle of cheap British whiskey (is there any other kind?) and flames the ants a la Scorpion King.

"Continue with your good work RT!"

 

Hmmmm we have lots of Expensive Whiskeys here thankyou

*Plots revenge*

 

Oh, I meant tasteless compared to Canada's fine whiskeys...

*Waits for the stinkbomb that my visiting co-worker has planted at UK headquarters to go off*

 

Sliped the stink bomb in Indys pocket when he wasn't looking... BOOM!

 

*pulls stinkbomb out of pocket*

HA! This ones a decoy!!!

*hears screams of disgust coming from UK HQ*

Bwahahahahahahahaha

 

I'm ho-ome! Thanks for holding down the fort, Indy

I've been working hard all day to get this ready...

*pulls in a crate of rabid wolverine's*

Time for the UK to meet some of my... friends

 

*Wonders what all the screaming is about in London*

*shrugs*

*Carries on filling the filing cabinet near the radiator with popingcorn*

*Seals up drawers with gaffer tape and exits swiftly blaster at the ready*

*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!*

Ohhhhh hehehe there goes Edmontooine

 

*looks around sheepishly*

I think that was me... scuse me

 

We should tell Enji about this & have her bring her melted butter ...

 

Nah I think we should tell Enji that Rogue over there is in need of a good waxing

*Ignores the fact that the bullet vested Gorillas are sneaking out of the van to cause havoc*

*whistles innocently*

 

*notices the gorilla's and pulls out my chainsaw* kevlar can stop a bullet but it can't stop a good ol' chainsaw

*hacks up the gorilla's*

 

*Speeds in on Darth Mauls Speeder with Mauly hot in persuit*

*Dumps speeder and throws the keys to Rogue which he catches just in time to see Mauly coming round the corner*

Hey Mr Maul... these Edmontooinians will steal anything that's not locked down you know

*Watches Darth Maul extend both ends of his sabre... and slices Rogue in two*

Ohhhhhhhhh that's gotta hurt

 

Strong you are in the Force... the Dark Side I sense in you *fries Maul with lightning and runs down DEQ...*

The hunt is on

 

Oh lordy!!

*Runs and hides in an unspecified location until backup arrives*

... and don't give me any of that "I sense something" nonesense we all know Vader said that to give the scene an air of suspense

 

I'm humtinm' wabbits.

 

*tut*

Clown... errrr I mean CLONE

 

Whoa! same icon. I'm seein double!

 

Muahahahaaaaa!!!!

*While Rogue is destracted I squirt him with superglue which forms a pool at his feet and sets instantly*

*Takes his E-Web off him and grins*

Oh what fun I'm going to have now

 

*my amphistaff uncoils from my waste*

Heh, thought it was a belt didn't ya?

*whips DEQ with it then slips my feet out of my boots*

yes, now we'll have some fun won't we?