Discussion in 'Canada Discussion Boards' started by UKDefender, Jun 27, 2003.
*digs some pudding outta my pants and flings it at UKD as he runs away*
At least I HOPE that was pudding! EWWWW!
now we'll never know
(jabs R_T with a cattle prod) Take THAT you naughty boy you!
Runs off to London in search of S_F
*sit's in the middle of the room humming "I've got a lovely bunch of pixie sticks..."
*gestures* You don't want to sell me pixie sticks
*gestures* you want to go home an re-think your life...
I'm no weak minded fool. I may be blonde, yet I live in the mean streets of Toronto
Oh, a fellow Canadian... by all means make yourself at home . We've just been having a Brit vermin problem lately and I assumed you were with them.... My mistake
You seem to make alot of them. Is it because you're a DORK or is it unrelated to that?
No no, I am Canadian. Yet you must wonder if you should just call Toronto it's own country. I mean, it has a higher population then Lithuania!
No, it's unrelated...
pixie you some kinda seperatist or something?
Who let you in Tessa? As long as it involves defending Canadian soil, then there is no problem to it...
//Proceeds to feed sw_freaky pixie sticks in order to elevate her to that state where she becomes a Banshee and goes AWOL on the invaders...
slips in & leaves brightly colored package with a note saying 'for R_T'.
*wonders over* Hmm... wrong address *ships it back to UK*
*throws a pineapple at R_T*
*chucks a rotten tomato at Enji*
And a happy New Year to you too
Just when you thought you were safe ....
Slips in & dumps bowl of chocolate pudding down Indy's shirt & runs to the safety of London.
Indy... I'm sorry... We-we all have accidents. Maybe the pizza was bad last night
Slips in & fills R_T's shoes with creamed corn. Nice & sqwishy!
*Steals Stormtrooper_Fan's armour and blaster and replaces it with Ewok costume loaded with all sorts of nasty booby traps.*
*Ties Yoshee to the bed*
*Takes out a blowhorn* TAG! YOUR IT!
*Runs like hell to next port*
Perhaps, Gavin, you should go home and rethink your life. That's an order.
glues stuffed Ewok to Wedge's back. Yub, yub, Commander!
*Sigh!* You pulled a nasty little Ewok prank so its come down to this. Mano a mano. You, me and my...
That was a little redundant don't you think?