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  1. Enji Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    May 14, 2002
    star 6
    Wow, that was unexpected... :eek:
  2. EMERALD_GREENE Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 23, 2001
    star 4
    No kidding! I was hoping we'd seen the last of him. oh well...


    Grabs UKD by the hair, bends him over my knee & sticks a carrot 'where the sun don't shine'. There! are you going to be a good boy now, or do I have to get rough?
  3. UKDefender Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    May 9, 2003
    star 3
    (rubs hair & walks funny) I get the distinct impression you don't like me ...



    Turns on water hose to flood board & runs off to London.
  4. UKDefender Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    May 9, 2003
    star 3
    Splashes around in the board looking for targets of opportunity...
  5. zuckuss1138 Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 26, 2001
    star 5
    i think this board drowned a long time ago [face_monkey]
  6. Enji Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    May 14, 2002
    star 6
    *blubb* *blubb blubb*
  7. EMERALD_GREENE Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 23, 2001
    star 4
    Turns off hose , dives to the bottom & pulls the plug for drainage. Seems to me we need more extreme measures ...
  8. zuckuss1138 Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 26, 2001
    star 5
    bout time somebody drained that water, someone kept peeing in it. *stares at EG*
  9. EMERALD_GREENE Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 23, 2001
    star 4
    Me thinks thou doust protest too much, or in other words, the smeller's the feller ...
  10. zuckuss1138 Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 26, 2001
    star 5
    ah too true, but did i say i smelled it?
  11. UKDefender Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    May 9, 2003
    star 3
    (Pours green kool aid in the pool & points at Zuck)



    He did it ! He did it !
  12. zuckuss1138 Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 26, 2001
    star 5
    :eek:


    *blames it on eg, gets away clean*

    [face_dancing]
  13. EMERALD_GREENE Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 23, 2001
    star 4
    Changes pool filters & bans Zuck from pool for a week.






    Sets up a paintball land mine system & sets it to fire upon UKDefender's arrival.
  14. zuckuss1138 Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 26, 2001
    star 5
    *builds his own pool that all the girls come to*
  15. Stormtrooper_fan Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Aug 23, 2003
    star 5
    Hey Zuck... just because they wear dresses doesn't mean they're chicks!

    You set up near the transvestite club dude :eek:
  16. zuckuss1138 Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 26, 2001
    star 5
    :eek:

    oh well, you only live once, right?
  17. Stormtrooper_fan Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Aug 23, 2003
    star 5
    Isn't that E_G coming out of there in a...

    Ohhhhhhhhh :eek:

    *Covers Zucks eyes*
  18. zuckuss1138 Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 26, 2001
    star 5
    *is glad his eyes are covered*
  19. EMERALD_GREENE Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 23, 2001
    star 4
    Runs towards S_F & Zuck screaming 'GET DOWN!' as the Club explodes.



    There! That should take care of THAT! Be more careful where you build from now on Zuck.


    Slips live hamster into S_Fs swimsuit.
  20. GavinKelly Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Mar 3, 2004
    star 2
    GavinKelly:
    Why of course, Cubbie. I got all

    [grins_evily] the time in the world!


    [whips out his forearm (which grows large for emphasis cartoon-style). It's covered with crazily spinning watches, CHIMING cuckoo clocks
    and sun dials.]


    London, Paris, Rome, standard, substandard and no standards at all! And for our English friends
    we have? Big Ben!

    Emerald_Green: Big Ben?

    [KA-BONG! GavinKelly tags Emerald_Green and completely obliterates the Big Ben clock. The other TF.N UK members jump back in shock as GavinKelly races around the corner.]

    p.s.

    I've got a bone to pick with you Mr... my monkey is soaking wet now

    I probably shouldn't say anything here. My American Internet Ethics forbid me to do
    so. Instead, I'll laugh my ass off.
  21. Enji Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    May 14, 2002
    star 6
    Wow, wild party you have here... ;)

    *throws a herring at Emerald*
  22. GavinKelly Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Mar 3, 2004
    star 2
    My what a nice smelling herring head you
    have, Emerald!

    [laughs]
  23. Stormtrooper_fan Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Aug 23, 2003
    star 5
    *sniff*

    Something fishy is going on here [face_mischief]

    Wet Monkeys... and no one invited me :_|
  24. GavinKelly Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Mar 3, 2004
    star 2
    The only thing fishy in America is the 9/11 Council. ;)
    God help us all if John Kerry is elected.

    By the way, stormtrooper_fan. [UNPROVOKED KICK!] You're it.

    [Runs like hell.]
  25. Stormtrooper_fan Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Aug 23, 2003
    star 5
    OUCH!!!

    *Looks at dent in leg armour*

    Sheesh I'm in trouble again... so much for this stuff being blastproof :rolleyes:
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