Discussion in 'Mid West Regional Discussion' started by UKDefender, Jun 27, 2003.
Wow, that was unexpected...
No kidding! I was hoping we'd seen the last of him. oh well...
Grabs UKD by the hair, bends him over my knee & sticks a carrot 'where the sun don't shine'. There! are you going to be a good boy now, or do I have to get rough?
(rubs hair & walks funny) I get the distinct impression you don't like me ...
Turns on water hose to flood board & runs off to London.
Splashes around in the board looking for targets of opportunity...
i think this board drowned a long time ago
*blubb* *blubb blubb*
Turns off hose , dives to the bottom & pulls the plug for drainage. Seems to me we need more extreme measures ...
bout time somebody drained that water, someone kept peeing in it. *stares at EG*
Me thinks thou doust protest too much, or in other words, the smeller's the feller ...
ah too true, but did i say i smelled it?
(Pours green kool aid in the pool & points at Zuck)
He did it ! He did it !
*blames it on eg, gets away clean*
Changes pool filters & bans Zuck from pool for a week.
Sets up a paintball land mine system & sets it to fire upon UKDefender's arrival.
*builds his own pool that all the girls come to*
Hey Zuck... just because they wear dresses doesn't mean they're chicks!
You set up near the transvestite club dude
oh well, you only live once, right?
Isn't that E_G coming out of there in a...
*Covers Zucks eyes*
*is glad his eyes are covered*
Runs towards S_F & Zuck screaming 'GET DOWN!' as the Club explodes.
There! That should take care of THAT! Be more careful where you build from now on Zuck.
Slips live hamster into S_Fs swimsuit.
Why of course, Cubbie. I got all
[grins_evily] the time in the world!
[whips out his forearm (which grows large for emphasis cartoon-style). It's covered with crazily spinning watches, CHIMING cuckoo clocks
and sun dials.]
London, Paris, Rome, standard, substandard and no standards at all! And for our English friends
we have? Big Ben!
Emerald_Green: Big Ben?
[KA-BONG! GavinKelly tags Emerald_Green and completely obliterates the Big Ben clock. The other TF.N UK members jump back in shock as GavinKelly races around the corner.]
I've got a bone to pick with you Mr... my monkey is soaking wet now
I probably shouldn't say anything here. My American Internet Ethics forbid me to do
so. Instead, I'll laugh my ass off.
Wow, wild party you have here...
*throws a herring at Emerald*
My what a nice smelling herring head you
Something fishy is going on here
Wet Monkeys... and no one invited me
The only thing fishy in America is the 9/11 Council.
God help us all if John Kerry is elected.
By the way, stormtrooper_fan. [UNPROVOKED KICK!] You're it.
[Runs like hell.]
*Looks at dent in leg armour*
Sheesh I'm in trouble again... so much for this stuff being blastproof