Discussion in 'Indianapolis, IN' started by UKDefender, Jun 27, 2003.
Slips Herring in S_Fs armor....
*Stands up straight again*
What's that awful smeeeeeellllll?!?!?
*Takes off helmet to get some air*
Ohh what's....... HEY!!!!!
*Pulls fish out of armour*
*Looks at E_G*
Watch it buddy or UKD will come and stick this fish where the sun don't shine!
*Slaps E_G round the chops with fish*
Be glad it wasn't a fermented herring...
Hmm. That gives me and idea...
*places a large bulging tin of old, nice, fermented herring in the middle of the thread*
*watches tin bulge like a pulsating heart*
I don't know how long before that baby's gonna blow, so I'm off!
*runs home to Sweden*
[sneaks in and puts ice in stormtrooper_fan's boot armor. then jury-riggs a thermal detonator to ST_Fs hand.]
[Whacks ST_F behind the head.]
You're it. Oh and don't let go of that detonator. [laughs]
[Runs all the way back to America on top of the NATO fleets' subs.]
ST_F? HEY! You're a Trekie! [Laughs and runs to the nearest Pub]
HEY! Now that's just TOO far!
*Waves hand with thermal detonator strapped to it about*
Once I figure out how to get rid of this thing outta my hand then you're really going to get it
Trekkie fan... of all the damn things
... and my feet are all wet and squidgy now thanks to the ice
You're going to pay for this!!
You sure that's a good idea? [mocking_voice] It could be a trap.
Never underestimate the power of the Darkside
I will have my revenge OH yes!
You call that revenge, stormie?
Seals all holes in S_Fs suit armor, fills it with water & puts in lots of tropical fish.
A wet monkey & an aquarium & all in one package!
Don't mess with the U.S.!
Thought we'd have taught you all that lession back about 228 or so years agobut, then again, I've heard that Brits ARE rather slow learners ...