Discussion in 'Sweden' started by UKDefender, Aug 17, 2003.
*runs after UKD to London, muffin in hand*
Turns & drenches Enji with a water hose. WET T SHIRT CONTEST!!
HA! I'm not wearing a t-shirt!
I'd have thought it too cold there to run around topless but, hey, to each his/her own... I don't mind!
I'm NOT topless either!
*throws a fermented herring at UKD*
Begone, foul creature!
Ducks herring so it hits Yosh instead. Just what IS that thing you're wearing?? Does it come in any other colours??? Not very flattering ...
Hmmpf. I'm insulted.
Good. I'm glad you got it. I was afraid it was too civilized humour for you neobarbs.
Leaves creme pie on a trip wire system at edge of room & runs off to Washington D.C. to attack the newbies.
Why of course, Cubbie. I got all
[grins_evily] the time in the world!
[whips out his forearm (which grows large for emphasis cartoon-style). It's covered with crazily spinning watches, CHIMING cuckoo clocks and sun dials.]
London, Paris, Rome, standard, substandard and no standards at all! And for our English friends we have? Big Ben!
Stormtrooper_Fan: Big Ben?
[GavinKelly whips out an alarm clock.]
GavinKelly: Why look at that! It'll be 3 seconds before I pull off your helmet, honk your nose, tape a thermal detonator to your hand and pull your underware over your head!
[In one move GavinKelly pulls off her helmet, honks her nose, tapes a thermal detonator to her hand and pulls her underware over her head and runs like hell.]
Stormtrooper_Fan: GET HIM!
Seals all holes in S_Fs suit armor, fills it with water & puts in lots of tropical fish.
A wet monkey & an aquarium & all in one package!
Don't mess with the U.S.!
Thought we'd have taught you all that lession back about 228 or so years agobut, then again, I've heard that Brits ARE rather slow learners ...
Hey hey, no fighting in Sweden! We're a peaceful folk!
Prepare the Muffin-o-pult!
*lobs enormous amounts of sticky blueberyy muffins to Indianapolis*
That'll teach you to fight here...
They're only peacful until they've [Sweden] attacked.
[Yelling down hallway] Ready the Proton Torpedo Launchers!
Enji, that's the pot calling the kettle black. Or should I post all your 'visits' to the Indy board???
Ships 10 live skunks to Enji's board, then drops a string of leftover firecrackers from the 4th. Enjoy!
Emerald, I have no idea what you're talking about... I always behave over there, don't I?
She's a Kerry/Edwards Democrat. I can tell... [evil ]
I have no idea what that is, but sure...
*throws a herring at GavinKelly*
That was ment to be a put down.
*Throws thermal detonator at Enji and runs like hell.*
*hides behind Loon*
You know, you really posted fast when thermal detonators are mentioned.
I always post fast.
Edit: A Wes Janson reference.
Ohh arrrrr Ohh arrrr Mixo is here and Enji has a grin from ear to ear
Gavin, don't believe for a second that I would miss an X-wing reference... just ask anyone in here.
Oh mother of all things holy, it's the rhymer!