P.Rico TAG!

Sneaks up behind Jedi_Boricua & throws a creme pie. Tag! You're IT!





(hides in the London boards behind Dark Elf Queen.)

 

*Drags UKDefender back to London*

Sorry folks he gets a little excited when I let him out

Nice pie Jedi_Boricua

*Runs back to London also*

 

Yes, RUN!

Run or face my wrath!!!!

 

Hits Ktulu_Terumo with a pie, just for the fun of it.

 

*Comes back at the mere mention of wrath*

*Waits*

Come on then... let's see what you're made of then

*Squirts Ktulu_Terumo with her Nephews Super Soaker just to get a reaction*

Looks more like apathy to me

 

Seems like these Britons want to get a taste of what we're made of, just like we did to those Swedish guys some time ago.

* gets the mofongo catapult ready *

 

Indeed Jan_Solo!


Ktulu chuckles , while preparing the cuajitos y guanimes con bacala'o hosepipe

 

cuajitos y guanimes con bacala'o hosepipe



I don't know what that is but I really don't like the sound of it AT ALL

Seems like these Britons want to get a taste of what we're made of, just like we did to those Swedish guys some time ago.

W~HOOOOOOOO bring it on we're ready and waiting for you

*Hits Jan_Solo in the face with one of UKDefenders creme pies*

You're it

 

Don't mess with Jan!


*Throws some alcapurrias at Dark_Elf_Queen's face*

Buen Provecho, jejejejejeje!


And just in case the alcapurrias weren't enough, have some JANIQUEQUE!!!


** SPLAT! **

Con Spagethi!!

 

*Ducks onslaught and slips helmet on quickly*

ARRRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!! I've gone blind

*Takes off helmet and puts it on the right way*

*Tops up super soaker with Maple Syrup and sprays Ktulu_Terumo with it... shakes the contents of a feather pillow out over him*

*Tops him off with a creme pie in the face*

Pssssssst... you're IT

 

I always thought of the british as corteous people, not anymore!!!!


FORCE MOJELLA!


A flurry of sticky and drenched in fat pieces of meat hit Defender's pretty face. The saturated fat is blocking his nose, making it hard for him to breathe!

TAKE THAT!

 

Waits for next person to enter room, them hits them with a Banana Creme pie.

 

After removing every feather that was sticked to his body, Ktulu is ready for some PAYBACK

" That does it, ENOUGH "

Ktulu grabs his celphone, and calls for the SCOOP MASTER Skalderan

" Skal, whe need tons of your Ice Cream flavors ASAP!!!!!"

 

*enters the thread and is hit by a Banana Creme pie*

Oh yeah?!

*throws some morcillas at The_Monkey*

Take that!

 

I always thought of the british as corteous people, not anymore!!!!

We are, it's just that DEQ is from the North of England, and they are all foul mouthed drunkards up there, and don't even know the meaning of the word courteous.

Nice to meet you all by the way, i'll be on my way before i get hit with....whatever it is you guys are throwing around.

 

" whatever it is you guys are throwing around."

It's called Frituras Boricuas, here, have an alcapurria!


**SPLAT**

 

We are, it's just that DEQ is from the North of England, and they are all foul mouthed drunkards up there, and don't even know the meaning of the word courteous.

Hey Dark Elf Queen, what do you think about that, eh?! What do you say we join forces against Yoshee? I hold him and you plant a creme pie on his face!

And throw in some mofongo con caldo to top it all off!

* SSSPLAT! *

 

I'm outa here!

//Runs.....so fast, travels forward in time....

 

Hullo Yoshee. I didn't know there was a FF in London! Welcome to cyber Puerto Rico!

Where exactly in London are you from?

 

Hey Dark Elf Queen, what do you think about that, eh?!

Well I think he's being a cheeky so and so... foul mouthed I may be but DRUNKARD... I'M TEE TOTAL

He's for it now

*Runs off to London to see to Yosh and his cheek*

 

Here's a banana Creme pie for when you catch up with him DEQ...

 

Hee hee thankyou... he could do with feeding up

 

ALL RIGHT ENGLAND!

YOU WANNA HAVE SOME FUN?

YOU WANT SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT BEFORE YOU START YOUR NEXT VOLLEY OF CREAM PIES?

HERES LA TRIPLETA DEL DOLOR JEDI, GOURMET STYLE OF COURSE.(THAT IS JEDI PAIN TRINITY FOR THE LINGO IMPAIRED). A TASTEFUL COMBINATION GRASOSO PERNIL ASADO (VERY GREASY ROASTED PORK), TOSTONES (REALLY BIG FRIED BANANAS) Y TREMENDA RRRRRRAJA DE AGUACATE (A BIG SLICE OF AVOCADO). ALL THIS DELICACIES SHOT DOWN YOUR THROATS IN INDUSTRIAL AMOUNTS USING THE MAIN ENERGY CANNON OF MY MAIN INSIGNIA SHP THE STARBLAZER.

AND TO WASH IT ALL DOWN, GENEROUA AMOUNTS OF PUERTORICAN COFFE, THE BEST COFFE IN THE WORLD.

[image=http://www.foodstop.com/puertorican/images/pernil.jpg]

PERNIL

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TOSTONES

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AGUACATE


BON APPETIT.

 

Makes me hungery just thinking about it! YUM! While he's confused, I plug the end on his gun with gum so it blows up in his face.

 

CURSES!

I HAVE BEEN UNDONE!