P.Rico TAG!

I will probably regret asking this but whats is a fuzzy lumpkins???

 

"Uk, coming from a wookiee I believe it is self explanatory. If not use your imagination. He he he" *throws a Kashyyk special custard tree leach pie to UK*

 

**Catapults UKDefender with a special melted sunday with chocolate chips and caramel fudge**

Bollocks....Dont mess with the outcasts!

 

Catches Wook's 'Kashyyk special custard tree leach pie' (thanks Wook) & hits Skalderan in the face with it. Tag! With the Wooks help, YOU'RE IT!

 

Shoots the UKDefender with a air cannon full of chocolate sprinkles, encrusting them in his/her Face!

 

Slips in undetected (because of new chocolate camoflage) & leaves a brightly wrapped box with a tag saying 'For TUMBARK_WOOKIE'. When opened, Wook gets hit in the face with a spring loaded creme pie. In the bottom of the box is a note saying 'From Skalderan'.

 

Mmmmmmmm pie...

*lets The_Monkey out of it's cage*

Monkey likes pie too

*Looks worried as The_Monkey advances on TUMBARK_WOOKIE*

Don't worry... he doesn't bite...

*cough*hard*cough*

 

Walks to within smelling range of TUMBARK_WOOKIE. PEEUUU! I'm not going near that!

 

*Looks at the monkey* "You are one to speak of smell......" *A miniature fat chocobo runs after monkey spitting banana cream at him*

 

*Wanders in and accidentally trips the electric fuses and plunges the whole thread into darkness*

*Leaves tranquellised Gorillas in thread...*

Looks like their about to come round and they're not going to be happy...

*whistles and runs off*

 

Boy those Gorrillas are gonna be hungery when they wake up! while its still dark, pummels Wook with a hundred Banana cream pies & runs back to London.

 

*covered in pies and surrounded by primates the wookiee shakes all of the cream off him like a dog. It once again falls on everyone. He then grabs a magick bag and releases the drunken leprechauns and the regurgitating dung beetles.* "Ha HA!"

 

EEeeekkk... a wookie!

*Looks at UKDefender*

Now we're in BIG trouble and it's ALL your fault

 

Grabs a bowl of chocolate pudding & dumps it down Jan_Solo's shirt. Have a nice day!

 

Err, thanks, I love chocolate! Jan_Solo slips a yuca in UKDefender's pants and leaves to find someone who will lick off the chocolate.

 

Takes yuca (whatever THAT is) & ships it to Wook with a note 'From Jan'.

 

I believe Yuca has been given the name casava in english even though casava is a dish prepared with yuca. It's a root that grows in the caribean. I don't if it's widely known in the UK.

 

Thanks for the explaination Rao! I got something for YOU there Jan... ( dumps bowl of diced raw liver down underwear) Enjoy!

 

Slips in, fills Skalderan's shoes with ice cream, then dashes off to continue my Chaos World Tour!

 

#Steps in looking for UKDefender#
No sign, hummm
#leaves to continue search#

 

Hits C_M with a banana cream pie & points to Wook. <--- He did it!



Runs off to London to warn UKD.

 

Fear not foul creature the net is closing in, you will taste Force Pike before the day is out, you and your pitiful band!

You poor deluded Monkey...

 

Passes out pictures of C_M in his underwear.

 

Slips in & leaves brightly colored package with a note saying 'for Jan'.

 

Just when you thought you were safe ....







Slips in & dumps bowl of chocolate pudding down Jan_Solo's shirt & runs to the safety of London.