Tag!

Hits idarii in face with a creme pie. Tag! You're IT!






Hides in Chicago, IL board till things cool off...

 

fwaps UKdefender with a dirty sock!

 

*strides in, paint gun going on auto*

HA HA HA HA!!!

Take that UKD!

 

*places a kethup packet on the floor*

*points at Rogue_Thunder, nodding with a grin*

*steps on packet*

*ketchup shoots wrong way and nails himself in the leg*

*falls to the ground*

I'm hit! Leave me!

 

*Squirts everyone with a Super Soaker*

Runs off to Victoria*

 

Runs up to Jeffbaca to offer assistance. Here, maybe THIS will help. Hits Jeff with a Banana Creme pie...

 

*hits Jeffbacca while he's down with a cup full of Del's*

Take that, you Mr. Lemon lover!

 

*staggers to his feet while wiping off the cream pie and the abomination that is Dels*

*popeye the sailor theme song plays*

*pulls out a large cup of Mr.Lemon's delicious frozen lemonade and squeeze the whole thing in his mouth*

.....


..... oh god! Cold headache!

*falls to the ground twitching*

 

officer down!!

*runs over to the horse next to jeff and comforts the horse* it's all right, help is on the way buddy

 

Runs up behind Idarii. Is there anything I can do to help? I'll go call for assistance! (slips a 'kick me' sign on Idarii as I leave)



You're IT!

 

***Pulls up a chair with my back to the wall armed with a SUPER SOAKER XL and watches the hijinx***

LOL

John

 

*Slowly slides up wall next to citizenjohn... silently aims Super Soaker and soaks him to the skin then swaps soaker for blaster in a bid to look innocent*

*looks upwards*

Did you see that freak storm cloud just then

 

**Throws back Up Water Ballons at Dark Elf Queen Hitting her square in the back of the head**

It must be the rainy season
LOL

John

 

Gee cheers that's washed the confetti off my armour there

*Forgets to switch back to super soaker and blasts citizenjohn in the knee*

Ohhhhhhhhhh I'm sooooooo sorry... ohhhh noooo that's gonna have EMERALD_GREENE back on my case again

 

*takes sign off and grabs a bag of rubber bands and pelts emerald greene with them* i saw that!

 

**Hops Over The Darth Elf Queen and dumps a bucket of Gatorade on her**

 

DEQ, as far as you're further attemts at physical injury go, this is Idarii's board & his member that was injured so it's up to him whether he prosecutes or not. As for ME... Takes new supply of rubber bands & fires them all at DEQ in a massive barrage.

 

*stops baraging emerald greene, a look of shock on her face. points down to her sig* notice the words "queen of all silliness! i'm a girl you blockhead!" *dials up acme and orders an anvil* yes i'd like it dropped on emerald greene, thank you

 

SHE got you there.

 

**Runs up behind Marold, taps her on the shoulder and hits her in the face with a cream pie**

TAG!!!!!

 

*runs after John and tackles him and rubs the left over cream pie onto his head*

You're it, and no touch backs.

 

HEY HEY HEY, DONT TOUCH THE HAIR!!!!!! (in My Best NY Accent)

Throws another pie at Marold

LOL

 

OWWWW!!!!

Elastic bands hurt

*Time to get evil*

Fills E_Gs shoes with lumpy gravy

*Slaps a Key Lime Pie in citizenjohns face*

 

Slips in & buries Idarii in cole slaw. You're SURE you're a girl? Can't tell it by me. Just looks like a mound of cut cabbage & sause to me ... Leaves Banana Creme pie Booby trap for the next person to enter room ...

 

***Gets his paintball gun and splatters DEQ in dayglo green***