Tag!

That's f-ff-f-fffff-f-freezing

*Squirts citizenjohn with tomato ketchup*

 

Thanks

I could use some for my fries

LOL

 

I'm gonna smell like sour milk thanks Kita.

 

*starts making mud pies*

*pulls out a cannon and starts humming the cantina song*

making mud pies is so fu-u-un
yeeee-e-e-es it ii-i-is

 

It is going to smell nasty in here. Even with the cleaning solution. Somone get Mister Clean in here!

 

He is kind of cute with that bald head of his you know.

 

***Runs Up Behind Marold***

Sprays her with silly string

TAG

**Hides In The NEW JERSEY Boards**

 

*Comes running in from London*

Watch out! UKDefender is putting Ben-Gay down people's pants! Run for your lives people! Run!


*Runs to Sweden to check out the girls and hide from UKDefender and his tube of Ben-Gay*

 

Throws a harpoon at DarthMoby.... DARN! Missed again!




Oh well I can still fill CitizrnJohn's pockets with banana pudding! Runs back to London to watch the chaos...

 

See? This is why I don't wear pants. HA!

*plugs her nose and starts slinging pickles to stink up the place*

 

*runs off to find John while packing cans of whipped cream*

 

Slips in undetected & leaves brightly wrapped box with Tag saying 'For Darth-Seldon'. When opened, D-S gets hit in the face with a spring loaded creme pie. In the bottom of the box is a not saying 'From Idarii'

 

Mmmmmmmm pie...

*lets The_Monkey out of it's cage*

Monkey likes pie too

*Looks worried as The_Monkey advances on Darth-Seldon*

Don't worry... he doesn't bite...

*cough*hard*cough*

 

Walks to within smelling range of Darth_Seldon. PEEUUU! I'm not going near that!

 

**Walks into the room and yells "Greetings from Boston!"**

Just as Essence turns and looks, she sees a Boston Creme donut coming at her and ducks just in time. Unfortunately, Idarii dosen't see the donut in time and takes a direct hit. TAG, You're it!!!

**runs back to Boston boards**

 

Hits essance with a Banana cream pie.

 

Grabs bowl of chocolate pudding & dumps it down Essence's shirt. Have a nice day!

 

Drops raw liver down MonaLeia's shirt & runs back to London.

 

Hey that pudding was mine! Eww wait... *tosses the liver at his retreating figure* Gross!

 

Now, what did MonaLeia ever do to you?

*trips UKDefender, and watches with glee as he falls into a vat of rotting vegetables*

 

*stops in to say hi on my way back from Cleveland boards*

I'm outta here! This place stinks !!!

*turns quickly and hits The_Monkey with a huge water balloon filled with creamed corn*

TAG!!! You're it!

 

*hits Jedi_Outcast77 with some nerf darts from a secure location as he exits stage left*

 

*pulls NERF darts from forehead and face*

Eeewwwww!!! You don't have to dip the suction cups in chocolate syrup Idarii, they stick pretty good on their own.

*turns and sticks one on the forehead of UKDefender on my way out*

TAG!!! You're it.

 

*sneaks up behind Darth Moby and dumps a can of Boston Baked Beans all over his head*

TAG!!! You're it!

 

Fills Outcast's shoes with ice cream & dashes off to continue my Chaos World Tour!