Discussion in 'Providence, RI' started by UKDefender, Aug 17, 2003.
*Squirts citizenjohn with tomato ketchup*
I could use some for my fries
I'm gonna smell like sour milk thanks Kita.
*starts making mud pies*
*pulls out a cannon and starts humming the cantina song*
making mud pies is so fu-u-un
yeeee-e-e-es it ii-i-is
It is going to smell nasty in here. Even with the cleaning solution. Somone get Mister Clean in here!
He is kind of cute with that bald head of his you know.
***Runs Up Behind Marold***
Sprays her with silly string
**Hides In The NEW JERSEY Boards**
*Comes running in from London*
Watch out! UKDefender is putting Ben-Gay down people's pants! Run for your lives people! Run!
*Runs to Sweden to check out the girls and hide from UKDefender and his tube of Ben-Gay*
Throws a harpoon at DarthMoby.... DARN! Missed again!
Oh well I can still fill CitizrnJohn's pockets with banana pudding! Runs back to London to watch the chaos...
See? This is why I don't wear pants. HA!
*plugs her nose and starts slinging pickles to stink up the place*
*runs off to find John while packing cans of whipped cream*
Slips in undetected & leaves brightly wrapped box with Tag saying 'For Darth-Seldon'. When opened, D-S gets hit in the face with a spring loaded creme pie. In the bottom of the box is a not saying 'From Idarii'
*lets The_Monkey out of it's cage*
Monkey likes pie too
*Looks worried as The_Monkey advances on Darth-Seldon*
Don't worry... he doesn't bite...
Walks to within smelling range of Darth_Seldon. PEEUUU! I'm not going near that!
**Walks into the room and yells "Greetings from Boston!"**
Just as Essence turns and looks, she sees a Boston Creme donut coming at her and ducks just in time. Unfortunately, Idarii dosen't see the donut in time and takes a direct hit. TAG, You're it!!!
**runs back to Boston boards**
Hits essance with a Banana cream pie.
Grabs bowl of chocolate pudding & dumps it down Essence's shirt. Have a nice day!
Drops raw liver down MonaLeia's shirt & runs back to London.
Hey that pudding was mine! Eww wait... *tosses the liver at his retreating figure* Gross!
Now, what did MonaLeia ever do to you?
*trips UKDefender, and watches with glee as he falls into a vat of rotting vegetables*
*stops in to say hi on my way back from Cleveland boards*
I'm outta here! This place stinks !!!
*turns quickly and hits The_Monkey with a huge water balloon filled with creamed corn*
TAG!!! You're it!
*hits Jedi_Outcast77 with some nerf darts from a secure location as he exits stage left*
*pulls NERF darts from forehead and face*
Eeewwwww!!! You don't have to dip the suction cups in chocolate syrup Idarii, they stick pretty good on their own.
*turns and sticks one on the forehead of UKDefender on my way out*
TAG!!! You're it.
*sneaks up behind Darth Moby and dumps a can of Boston Baked Beans all over his head*
TAG!!! You're it!
Fills Outcast's shoes with ice cream & dashes off to continue my Chaos World Tour!