Well, my earliest memories go way back to 1977. I can remember earlier expieriences, but they were more like feelings or thoughts instead of actual memories. My first memories were of my third birthday party. It was around my parents' divorce, and my mother had just moved into an apartment. We didn't have much furniture and the apartment we had just moved into seemed eerily empty. My birthday cake looked like a jack-o-latern. When I blew the candles out, I got a headache as I was a little too close to the candles. I didn't even get all the candles out, so no wish for me that year My mom didn't have any silverware, so me and my partygoers ate the jack-o-latern with our bare hands. Also, at this same party, I believe our kitchen sink was clogged, so the Kool-Aid was mixed up in the bathroom sink. This caused quite a panic at the party, as us 3 year olds jumped to the inevitable conclusion that 3 year olds will that the Kool-Aid had been mixed in the toilet, and my mother was trying to poison us by making us drink poo water. There is another very early event in my life I remember, while watching Battle of the Planets in pre-school, I got sick and started throwing up nothing but spaghetti-O's. The teachers kept telling me to "go to the toilet", but I didn't know at the time that toilet was another word for potty.