Since we are the largest bunch of sickly hypochondriacs on the planet, I was shocked, SHOCKED to discover we had no purely symptomatic sick thread. We usually complain about our bellies and heads, throats and noses in all of the other threads...but why? I dunno. I have had a cold/allergies off/on for almost two weeks. I need relief. I need sympathy. I need mucinex. The overdose of decongestants I have consumed has now started causing me discomforts in me belly. Pet me.