Taking the 'Wars' out of Star Wars

He intentionally starts these things. He's admitted it in the Sanctuary. He's hoping to make himsef out to be a helpless martyr and get some gushers banned for flaming.

 

In other words, he's a troll. Just not an obvious one like JarJarGabor.

 

What exactly did DW say in this thread that was so bad, that got everyone so worked up?

 

Darth, it's called having a mind of your own.

 

Thanks for the update, demi-god.

May I worship you now?

 

Ah, i see dudewalker removed the praise for AOTC from his last post. Typical.

 

::Sticks 3 marshmellows on his pitchfork and sticks it in the fire. Dances around laughing::

Star Wars spelled backwards is Sraw Rats.

Now if we put a t in between the s and r we have......

Straw Rats!

I have no quarrels with Ewan McGregor.


EDIT: Very typical Bob.

 

Askaak: yes you can worship me now.

 

Thanks, sir.

I feel honored.

Really... I do.









Really.

 

Well, shut up and start chanting:

ALL HAIL DUDEWALKER!!!

GLORY TO OUR SAVIOUR DUDEWALKER!!!

LEAD US TO THE PROMISED LAND!!!

*Note: please, my children, no animal sacrifices. Your love and devotion is enough.

 

PadmeBra is locking all the threads. Let's get our final thoughts in before this one goes.

My Final Thought: Marshmellows go good with hershey bars.

 

The problem with Dudewalker is he is almost a cartoon at this point.

Okay we get it dudewalker...You hate TPM...GL raped your childhood.......Ep2 can't recover......You can't fathom why anyone is so sure AOTC will be the best SW to date......AOTC is just "More TPM"......There will be no movement in the story......The characters don't talk like Han/Luke/Leia......CG sucks.......George sucks......The PT sucks.....Blah....Blah.....Blah....

Nobody cares what you think, dudewalker.

You've lost any respect you might have once had.....It's transparent to every one, that all your threads are just pretending to be "thoughtful" (LOL!) examinations of AOTC's possible shortcomings.

It's all just a facade for a single-minded ability to conjure up as many hidden TPM-bashing threads in an AOTC spoiler forum. You basically enjoy being a party-pooper.

You're in troll country, buddy.

 

LOL! The demi-god is worshipping himself.

Talk about an ego-trip.

 

I'm giving you spiritual direction, Askaak.

 

Spiritual direction from a guy named DUDEWALKER.


Lead us to the promised land Brother Dude.

 

Thanks for the spiritual direction, demi-god.

As you know, we gushers are all mindless sheep in need of guidance anyway.

 

dudewalker brings us all together =D

 

dudewalker wishes to be praised

Typical

ST

 

Dude's favorite movie must be Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome.

That scene where they all chant..

Walker!
Walker!
Walker!

 

I'm learning more and more about Dudewalker everyday. Hooray


ST

 

Star Wars spelled backwards is Sraw Rats.

Now if we put a t in between the s and r we have......

Straw Rats!

Interesting! Ok, let me try. If you take the word 'dudewalker', then remove the 'l' and replace it with an 'n'.... You know what, nevermind....

 

Vegas: Muahahahahaha!

Igor: Sir, he's becoming a martyr!

Vegas: Muahahahahaha!

Igor: He's claimed to have won the debate!

Vegas: Muahahahahaha!

Igor: Master, he could become too powerful maybe we should destroy it?

Vegas: Muahahahahaha!

Igor: Sir?

Vegas: They're so blind Igor. Dudewalker believes himself to won. The others believe they have won. When really, the only real winner, IS ME! BahaBHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAWHAHWAHWAHWAHWHAHAHAHA!!

[Camera slow pan from dark castle]

[Show ewok cooking in stew]

[Streaker runs down path gets struck by lightining...]

 

Actually, in refrence to the original post (sorry Dudewalker, i am not coverting for you)...should violence in films be regulated on how realistic it would be? I mean, a huge battle would never be so clean as so many times has been shown. That way, there would be no conflict between how violent something is and how graphic something is.

honestly, i dont really want ultra realistic violence and gore, but a part of me says it is wrong to sugar coat it all and be horiably unrealistic.

 

Dah!
Back to hell with this thread!
*goes to find a crucifix*

 

*peers around corner*

muhahahaha!

*presses play on a recorder, drops it, and scurries away*

Recorder: "AOTC will have all the war the fanboys need. However, will it be brutal? Only time will tell. The need for violence in movies is amplified by the sex ratio. Unless Anakin and Padme do the dew, there will have to be more violence. Is Lucas willing to show that? Like I said before, Time will Tell."

Recorder: ...

Recorder: "There Igor, now that will spark even more of a-- what? It's still on? Oh... *click!*"