*~*Talk To Me Baby!*~* Update 7/14/2004 I'm Baaaaaaaaaack!

*Looks at her reinforcements* If you strike me down, I will become more powerful then you could possibly imagine.

 

*the bunny stares at him*
YOU. Beating my foam bats and engine fluid. No one's ever beaten my reinforcements! The wormroid empire fell. The footsmorn dropped. I even defeated the great ugly green baboons of Nactor. You'll never defeat me.
*the bunny grins arragantly*

 

*Emperor Joe laughs evilly* Fool onley at the end do you see....*Morphs into Godzilla and crushs them.*

 

*jaw drops as her troops are getting trampled*
No. No. I WILL NOT GET DEFEATED!
*summons her captains and runs for the ship, she has allies to contact*

 

*Laughs evilly* Foolish Ferret! I, the Great Emperor Joe Shape Sifting Master of Darkness, Unleash an un speakable evil on all those who oppose me.*Unleashs evil....*

 

*strolls in* Hey yall......*gets hit*

What the hell-?!

*pulls out her rocket laucher (Fire and Forget from RE)*

OKAY, THAT'S IT! Time to put all of you into military school...or better yet, Aqua Ring!
*pause*

Oh and no ultimated health or Action Replay, Charlie, cuz I know you've beaten the game.....

 

*Closes the door just in time and sends out an SOS*
Duck and cover gentlebats!
Help is coming! We can't give up the fight!
*Looks at her burned tail*
Dang it..

 

*Knocks the door off it's hinges and fires lighting bolts Ferret* Only at the end do you see.......*Continues frying*

 

*Turns at the sound*
You'll never take me alive! Mhauauaau!Guard bats!! I order you to take him down now!
*Bats prepare to beat down EJ*

 

*Fries them and picks up Ferret then holds her over a pool of sharks**Jaws's theme plays* Hear that Ferret? That is the sound of inevitability.

 

*scratchs furiously and nips EJ*
Super bunny hopping power!
*Leaps out of his hand and bounds to the other side of the pool*
You really think a little wa-wa filled with fish is gunna stop me? my allies were contacted. they'll be here any day now.
*Grins*

 

*Pulls back the blinds to show a pile of wreckage outside* There all ready here.

 

My allies..Revenge!
*ships land behind containing SKBD*
Did you think you could win?
*attacks EJ*

*better*

 

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! NOT EP! WHY YOU MONSTER!?! WHY!?! I'LL MACE YOU GOOD! *Swings oversized Mace at Ferret's ship*

 

*hopes her other allies are getting closer*

 

*get surrounded by DF's forces* Go ahead, make my day.*Dispenses them, Yoda style*

 

Having fun in here? lol

 

*Is killing Evil Lawn Gnomes* Yeah.*Parries then backflips*

 

Wow... This thread is still (semi) alive? Man... Has anyone heard from DP and/or her pet rock recently?

 

I think she just came back from a trip to Argentina...folks, last I checked with Amanda aka DP she wasn't planning on working on this anymore.

 

Quoting one of my favorite hobbits: Well.... I'm back.


Sorry for being a big meany author and leaving you all without a new chapter, or even a new update, in almost a year.

I am back from Argentina, and during my time off I grew a little, worked a little, slept a little (okay, a lot) and am now ready to work on this.

I don't know how much longer I am going to keep this fic up, but if you want it, I'll add on more chapters. After all, there are so many Star Wars people I can lampoon.

But if you want, I can put it to rest, put up a farewell chapter, and go on my merry way into fandom obscurity.

It's up to you all, the ones who stuck around to find out how it would end. And since you all are the most resilient, I praise you and salute you.


Oh, and by the way...

1000TH POST.

 

About darn time! ....*clears throat* Now praise the all mighty goddess of authors for she has returned to you lowly scoundrels and scallywags. *growls and leers then cheers up suddenly* She has returned. *sits back in his usual front row seat as music plays, confetti comes from nowhere, and random people rejoice over absolutely nothing*

 

*Sits in a comfy chair, pulls out a ratty notebook, and begins to write in it*

Hmm.. Heh. Funny.

*Steeples hands together and looks around*

Excellent... excellent.

 

The second comeing! Hurrah! What have you been doing!?! So your a designer, How's that working out for you?

 

"I don't know how much longer I am going to keep this fic up, but if you want it, I'll add on more chapters."

I would like to see atlest three more and a closeing if that would be non-imposeing.