!!Tatooine Suns Saloon!!

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  1. jangoboy71 Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    May 14, 2002
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    Welcome all space farers to the
    Tatooine Suns Saloon where you
    can drink, argue discuss etc.
    Come in have a drink and some fun!!!
    Owned and Operated by Jangoboy71.
    The only establishment of its kind in the Midwest Fanforce Region


    --The Tatooine Suns Saloon and
    its Owner are not responsible
    for losses or injuries from games,
    drinks, owner or other patrons.
  2. Jedi_BMack Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    May 25, 2002
    star 4
    uh, sweetness...

    but where are the hot twi'lek dancing girls? ?[face_plain]

    -b-
  3. jangoboy71 Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    May 14, 2002
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    tuesday is their day off. but to compensate, drinks are buy one get one free!!
  4. TheRandomMenace Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 13, 2002
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    Bar? Time to conjure some Absolut Random... watch out folks... a few too many in me and I might ignite my saber and start swingin at anybody that comes within striking distance... *downs another shot of Jae* oops... too late!

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  5. jangoboy71 Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    May 14, 2002
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    i opened this thing 2 1/2 hours ago and there is already fighting. <shakes head in disgust>
  6. TheRandomMenace Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 13, 2002
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    oops... jango just lost his head... how ironic
  7. Krash RSA Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Oct 11, 2000
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    Um...no Random, he didn't!

    ((Random notices Krash lightsaber blocking his from severing jangoboy's head))

    Sorry about that jangoboy, he gets a few drinks in him...what do you mean he only had 1! Naw, this ain't happening...

    ((force-pushes Random onto couch, he's asleep))

    Give me a Naboo Amereto Sour...please

    ((Master Krickhan uses the Force to start the jukebox playing the music from "Ocean's 11"...calmly sips his drink))
  8. GrnJalera Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Feb 3, 2001
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    Dos Tequila, por favor. Yo Quiero Cabo Wabo. Es muy bueno! :D

  9. TheRandomMenace Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 13, 2002
    star 4
    *wakes up*

    This Jae must've messed with my perception... (and yes Krash, I've had more than 1,2, and 3; I'm not a 3 beer queer) A few shots of some Jaeger, a 40 of High Life, a King Edward in my mouth, and I'm good to go... nice buzz, and even George Lucas's daughter dressed as a Twi'lek is lookin pretty good now. (I can still tell a good joke even when I'm zoning). j/k. Hey, I wonder if anyone from Detroit wants to join us? [face_love]

    *uses the Force to change the jukebox to Mary J. Blige- Family Affair*

    DON'T NEED NO HATERATION EVERYBODY! LET'S GET IT CRUNK UP IN HERE!
  10. Douz Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Mar 15, 2000
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    Walks into the saloon with lightsaber clipped on belt...for now.

    Crown and 7 for me.
  11. jangoboy71 Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    May 14, 2002
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    thanx krash, i must put a note up that says no killing bartenders, oh and uh welcome you who are my first customers. i must say this is not a bad start.
  12. JarJarJedi Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Feb 6, 2001
    star 6
    *pokes head in*

    Are you guys done fighting in here?
  13. GrnJalera Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Feb 3, 2001
    star 3
    For the moment. Douz and I are getting pretty ripped. Who knows what could happen? We might make some guy with glasses run around the room for 50 minutes. ;)
  14. JarJarJedi Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Feb 6, 2001
    star 6
    NO!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!!

    :p
  15. DarthTader Jedi Master

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    Oct 2, 2002
    star 1
    <Doors open. A black robed shadow stands in the door way, and sand blows around him. He walks in.>

    I have came from Max Rebo's Cantina, ending a hunt. I am DarthTader, bounty hunter/sith. If anyone needs a dead man, I will be happy to make it so. If not, I'll be watching the dancers.

    <Uses force to get some of the hotter dancers to come over to him>
    heheh
  16. TheRandomMenace Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 13, 2002
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    Jango, what makes you think I'm a customer... I am BYOBing in this place!!! But when I run out, I'll be sure to patronize you when I need some more... I think I'ma go chill with Amy Allen a little and see if I can get her number... [face_love]
  17. GrnJalera Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Feb 3, 2001
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    *I go to take a drink and notices that I'm out*

    Yo Bartender! Jobu needs a refill!
  18. Jedi_BMack Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    May 25, 2002
    star 4
    ((rolls in his own keg of corellian whisky))

    "so, uh... who can hang with me on this one?"

    ((uses lightsaber to crack keg))
  19. JediKnightPasJoDacle Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 16, 2002
    star 4
    Walks into bar ala Eastwood style, orders Romulin Ale, is dissapointed when they don't have it.

    What, no Klingon Blood Wine!

    Bah!

    Exits
  20. TheRandomMenace Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 13, 2002
    star 4
    *after killer make-out session with Amy Allen, sees Mullet come in and leave*

    "Whatever they're paying those Ugnaughts nowadays... it isn't enough! That kid's out of the carbonite again!"

    *rolls up next to B*

    "I'll hit that keg up witcha homie!"
  21. Krash RSA Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Oct 11, 2000
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    Watch it Random, get out of hand with the posts...and you'll bring down the mods!

    Amy Allen...not a chance, GL's daughter...rude! Be mindful of what you're posting.
  22. DonC Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 30, 2001
    star 4
    Can I get a blue milk?
  23. TheRandomMenace Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 13, 2002
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    I've heard this lesson before.
  24. JarJarJedi Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Feb 6, 2001
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    Yeah, you may have heard this lesson before, but do you listen? :p
  25. Padawan92 Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jan 22, 2001
    star 4
    More then likely NOT!!
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