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!!Tatooine Suns Saloon!!

Discussion in 'Cleveland, OH' started by jangoboy71, Oct 2, 2002.

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  1. jangoboy71

    jangoboy71 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Welcome all space farers to the
    Tatooine Suns Saloon where you
    can drink, argue discuss etc.
    Come in have a drink and some fun!!!
    Owned and Operated by Jangoboy71.
    The only establishment of its kind in the Midwest Fanforce Region


    --The Tatooine Suns Saloon and
    its Owner are not responsible
    for losses or injuries from games,
    drinks, owner or other patrons.
     
  2. Jedi_BMack

    Jedi_BMack Jedi Padawan star 4

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    uh, sweetness...

    but where are the hot twi'lek dancing girls? ?[face_plain]

    -b-
     
  3. jangoboy71

    jangoboy71 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    tuesday is their day off. but to compensate, drinks are buy one get one free!!
     
  4. TheRandomMenace

    TheRandomMenace Jedi Master star 4

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    Bar? Time to conjure some Absolut Random... watch out folks... a few too many in me and I might ignite my saber and start swingin at anybody that comes within striking distance... *downs another shot of Jae* oops... too late!

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  5. jangoboy71

    jangoboy71 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    i opened this thing 2 1/2 hours ago and there is already fighting. <shakes head in disgust>
     
  6. TheRandomMenace

    TheRandomMenace Jedi Master star 4

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    oops... jango just lost his head... how ironic
     
  7. Krash

    Krash RSA Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Um...no Random, he didn't!

    ((Random notices Krash lightsaber blocking his from severing jangoboy's head))

    Sorry about that jangoboy, he gets a few drinks in him...what do you mean he only had 1! Naw, this ain't happening...

    ((force-pushes Random onto couch, he's asleep))

    Give me a Naboo Amereto Sour...please

    ((Master Krickhan uses the Force to start the jukebox playing the music from "Ocean's 11"...calmly sips his drink))
     
  8. GrnJalera

    GrnJalera Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Feb 3, 2001
    Dos Tequila, por favor. Yo Quiero Cabo Wabo. Es muy bueno! :D

     
  9. TheRandomMenace

    TheRandomMenace Jedi Master star 4

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    *wakes up*

    This Jae must've messed with my perception... (and yes Krash, I've had more than 1,2, and 3; I'm not a 3 beer queer) A few shots of some Jaeger, a 40 of High Life, a King Edward in my mouth, and I'm good to go... nice buzz, and even George Lucas's daughter dressed as a Twi'lek is lookin pretty good now. (I can still tell a good joke even when I'm zoning). j/k. Hey, I wonder if anyone from Detroit wants to join us? [face_love]

    *uses the Force to change the jukebox to Mary J. Blige- Family Affair*

    DON'T NEED NO HATERATION EVERYBODY! LET'S GET IT CRUNK UP IN HERE!
     
  10. Douz

    Douz Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Mar 15, 2000
    Walks into the saloon with lightsaber clipped on belt...for now.

    Crown and 7 for me.
     
  11. jangoboy71

    jangoboy71 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    thanx krash, i must put a note up that says no killing bartenders, oh and uh welcome you who are my first customers. i must say this is not a bad start.
     
  12. JarJarJedi

    JarJarJedi Jedi Master star 6

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    Feb 6, 2001
    *pokes head in*

    Are you guys done fighting in here?
     
  13. GrnJalera

    GrnJalera Jedi Youngling star 3

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    For the moment. Douz and I are getting pretty ripped. Who knows what could happen? We might make some guy with glasses run around the room for 50 minutes. ;)
     
  14. JarJarJedi

    JarJarJedi Jedi Master star 6

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    NO!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!!

    :p
     
  15. DarthTader

    DarthTader Jedi Youngling star 1

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    <Doors open. A black robed shadow stands in the door way, and sand blows around him. He walks in.>

    I have came from Max Rebo's Cantina, ending a hunt. I am DarthTader, bounty hunter/sith. If anyone needs a dead man, I will be happy to make it so. If not, I'll be watching the dancers.

    <Uses force to get some of the hotter dancers to come over to him>
    heheh
     
  16. TheRandomMenace

    TheRandomMenace Jedi Master star 4

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    Jango, what makes you think I'm a customer... I am BYOBing in this place!!! But when I run out, I'll be sure to patronize you when I need some more... I think I'ma go chill with Amy Allen a little and see if I can get her number... [face_love]
     
  17. GrnJalera

    GrnJalera Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Feb 3, 2001
    *I go to take a drink and notices that I'm out*

    Yo Bartender! Jobu needs a refill!
     
  18. Jedi_BMack

    Jedi_BMack Jedi Padawan star 4

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    ((rolls in his own keg of corellian whisky))

    "so, uh... who can hang with me on this one?"

    ((uses lightsaber to crack keg))
     
  19. JediKnightPasJoDacle

    JediKnightPasJoDacle Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Walks into bar ala Eastwood style, orders Romulin Ale, is dissapointed when they don't have it.

    What, no Klingon Blood Wine!

    Bah!

    Exits
     
  20. TheRandomMenace

    TheRandomMenace Jedi Master star 4

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    *after killer make-out session with Amy Allen, sees Mullet come in and leave*

    "Whatever they're paying those Ugnaughts nowadays... it isn't enough! That kid's out of the carbonite again!"

    *rolls up next to B*

    "I'll hit that keg up witcha homie!"
     
  21. Krash

    Krash RSA Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Watch it Random, get out of hand with the posts...and you'll bring down the mods!

    Amy Allen...not a chance, GL's daughter...rude! Be mindful of what you're posting.
     
  22. DonC

    DonC Jedi Master star 4

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    Mar 30, 2001
    Can I get a blue milk?
     
  23. TheRandomMenace

    TheRandomMenace Jedi Master star 4

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    I've heard this lesson before.
     
  24. JarJarJedi

    JarJarJedi Jedi Master star 6

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    Yeah, you may have heard this lesson before, but do you listen? :p
     
  25. Padawan92

    Padawan92 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jan 22, 2001
    More then likely NOT!!
     
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