!!Tatooine Suns Saloon!!

donc, jalera here are your drinks.
lay off random a little. dont harass him.

a little thats all

 

Awwww.... Why can't we?

Give me some blue milk pease.

 

jangoboy, I need something a little else...I try to do my job, and nobody listens!

FRELL it, give me a blue milk!

((force pushes the jukebox selection to U2))

"...where the streets have no name..."

This place got a pool table?

 

<wakes up on pool table, pushes Tw'lek dancer off him>

uhh...ello. Man, I shure gotta bad hangover
<craws to empty bar stool.>

Y'all dont mind if I buy you all a round, dooyah? Im rich, being a bountyhunter and a sith you know.
<stairs at bartender, then hits head on bar>
I'll crash here fer awhile otay?

 

jangoboy, I just got a comlink from Bobafemme; I have to take away your liquor license...TFN is a non-alcohol forum. Unless she calls back saying otherwise, looks like I'll have to give up my Naboo Armerato Sour. Sorry, those are the rules.

Tell you what, after I get this guy down from the pool table ((gently, force pushes DarthTader off the table))...I'm buying blue milks for the entire house!

 

TFN has a no promoting getting drunk rule. Fantastic mods have been booted for saying that they were posting drunk. However, I interpret the rules that one can roleplay with Star Wars drinking. So, if you are talking Corellian Ale or Juri Juice and not obsessing on the getting tore up parts, then it is a-okay. Okay?

Any questions, ask.

Now, I'll take a juri juice for me and my Chadra Fan buddy here.

 

Thanks boss! You guys understand...I have people I ANSWER TO...and not just making this stuff up.

jangoboy...give me a DOUBLE-Naboo Amerato Sour!

Where was I...oh, yeah...12 ball corner pocket! Anyone want in on the next game? NO FORCE PUSHING SHOTS INTO THE POCKET

 

I'll have a Nal Hutta Mind Eraser. And set Douz up with one, too.

 

Make that 3... I want to forget EVERYTHING. Droids can erase their memories... I gotta chug like none other to accomplish the same thing. Stupid cell biology tests (aka stupid living Force), stupid girls... Yeah, a Mind Eraser sounds pretty good right now.

 

You sure you can handle one? This isn't a "padawan's" drink. You gots to have MAD *hiccup* Jedi skills to handle this stuff.

 

I can handle it Grn... You do have to remember that I have a youngling of my own who would be my Padawan if he was old enough; I'm no longer a Padawan myself...

*the ME's come for Grn, Douz, and Pilna*

BOTTOM'S UP BOYS!!!

 

<wakes again>

no alcy-hall???

find, find, as long as the dancers are still here.

 

tell you what TRIPLES not doubles TRIPLES for everyone on the house!!!


--say krash, would you mind watchin the place for a few days? i have to get my piece of trash computer fixed. i might poke my head if i can get to another computer. thanx

 

You heard him, boys and girls! Drinks are on the house!

*waits for everyone to leave the bar and run to the roof*

 

*gets an idea from Grn and Force pushes the power switch on the jukebox to "off" to start the whole saloon chanting*

THE ROOF! THE ROOF! THE ROOF IS ON FIRE!!! WE DON'T NEED NO WATER, LET THE MUTHAF***A BURN! BURN MUTHAF***A, BURN!!!

 

Hi! I just stopping in long enough to play "Your Song" (Moulin Rouge version) on the jukebox so don't push it off the roof!

 

Hi, again! I meant please turn the jukebox back on and don't burn the roof! Guess I'm not thinking straight because it's Friday.

 

You stole me signature idea Random! Will someone post the web site that had those slogans. I need to find a new one now.

 

Welcome Skyedancer!

 

Hi to you, Random. Unfortunately, I have to get back to the Temple Archives for now.

 

Free Drinks!!!!

Whooohoo!

::Jumps up and hits head on bar stool::

Wump

::Knocked out again::

 

That's what you get for getting drunk!!

Welcome Skyedancer!!

 

No problem jangoboy, I'll keep an eye on things around here...

Grn...get down from there please, before you hurt yourself (again)

Random... there will be no roof burning, or anything like that. And please don't unplug the jukebox! jango has to to put his clone through college somehow

Everyone, I'd like to introduce Cindy/Skyedancer. So if you'll raise your glass (someone hold DarthTader's arm up...just for the effect) and say..."hello Skyedancer!"

((using the Force, Krash plugs in the jukebox. Selects disk 25, track #6))

"MY gift is my song...and this one's for you!..."

 

my computer's fixed so i'm back.

--sky you get a free corellian ale because you're new

 

Hidoe Skyedancer! (It's not everyday that you meet another Cindy on the boards! )

Can I have an imported Pepsi please? (Not what you call "Pepsi" here on Tatooine. )