!!Tatooine Suns Saloon!!

Hi, everyone! I guess unlike QG and OBW in TPM this is my day for a warm welcome! And thanks for playing "Your Song," Krash. I promise not to request it too often! I'll let you know about me on the other thread when I get a chance.

 

::wakes up once more, and walks over to empty fooseball table. starts playing by himself, using the force::
Now this is more like it
:pens bottle of Juri Juice and chugs then uses force to turn TV to Brown's game::

 

::Now that "Your Song" is over, puts on Kriss Kross "Jump" so me and B can get our Macs on::

JUMP! JUMP!

::is bored so Force juggles 3 balls::

 

In Quidam a guy juggled 5 soccer balls without the force.

 

what would random do without the force

 

kriss kross'll make ya JUMP! JUMP!
the daddy mac'll make ya JUMP! JUMP!
the mac daddy'll make ya- make ya- make ya- make ya- make ya- make ya- make ya- make ya-

*kicks jukebox*

make ya JUMP! JUMP!

Hey jango! can we get a REAL jukebox in here? this one skips worse than a milli vanilli concert!!

-b-

 

sure, but we'd have to get a couple credits from everyone to afford a good one

 

Tell yah what, I be back.
::Leaves::

(15 minutes later)

::Enter's w/ new jukebox::

This baby's loaded with all the tunes you need.
I got it off a bar down the road...They won't miss it, I used a mind trick to make them stick their heads into the fry greaser. Man, I've never heard that much sceaming.

heheheh... oh well, at least you won't have compition.
Yo, what do you wnat to hear?

 

:uts on Eminem, "Kill You."::

Sl**! Don't think I won't choke no wh*re til her vocal chords won't work in her throat no more. These MFers are thinkin I'm playin, thinkin I'm sayin this sh** cuz I'm thinkin it just be sayin it. Put yo hands down b**ch, I ain't gon shoot you. I'ma pull you to this bullet and put it through you!

Finally begins to relax as the Dark Side bubbles within him.

 

sweet! thanks tader. pssst random, don't let the bobafemme see you playin that song or she'll ban that too

 

Unless someone would REALLY like to tell her.

 

you can leave your personal differences out of this!

 

don't let the bobafemme see you playin that song or she'll ban that too

Exactly jangoboy, would you mind going through the jukebox...and remove any "inappropriate" CDs. Remember this is a PG forum... thanks.

I'll have another Naboo Amerato Sour, please

((Master Krickhan selects a new song))
"The sky is cryin'..."

 

you heard the man random, get those cds out of there. <turns to retrieve krash's drink>

 

Hahahahahaha!!!

What can I have here?

 

I don't think they serve that "volcano" drink Amy let you have a sip of (remember that one?)

jangoboy, when you bring my drink...add a blue milk for my padawan.

 

here ya go. by the way is this your thermal detonator? someone left it here but i dont know who

 

Oopsie... That's mine jango. Must have slipped out of my pocket...

Jango, you have anything that will cure a cold?

 

Gimme a Korriban Throat Burner... This is going to hurt going down the hatch, but the side effects will well be worth it.

 

Jango, get me a Massassaian Flaming Force Whiskey if you would be so kind. I need to practice my Jedi healing trance...

-b-

 

random bmack here are your drinks and for you jarjarjedi i always believed in a traditional blue milk

 

Jangoboy, I know this is lame but do you carry Diet Coke or Diet Pepsi? I have to return to work in a little bit and Jocasta Nu is a tough boss so I have to stay straight!

 

normally my policy is sw drinks only, but with your situation and your being a newbie..........diet pepsi on the house

 

Thanks, Jangoboy! I'll get a SW drink next time, I promise!

 

Where is my drink!!