!!Tatooine Suns Saloon!!

See the Sith Convention thread. A shiny new nickle to anyone who can tell me which movie that line came from.

<Begins to walk over to the corner booth and takes out a saber hilt>
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*Force-pulls hilt from Zod's hands, ignites blade, and holds it to Zod's throat*

"Alright Jedi... I could use a little help here. Get the binders and we're gonna have ourselves a new little decoration for the bar..."

*the other Cleveland Jedi come to Pilna's aid, putting binders on Zod's wrists and ankles, then put him on top of the incapacitating energy field generator. The generator is turned on, and Zod levitates several feet in the air and begins to spin, totally incapacitated and unable to move. (just like Obi-Wan when he's captured by Dooku)

"Hey guys... doesn't he look like a big Sith pinata?"

 

Binders, energy field generator, muh ha ha ha!

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*Zod's Sith lightening melts the binders and shorts out the energy field generator*

You Jedi cannot contain me!

*Force pulls the hilt back and runs out the door to fight another day*

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::Looks at Datapad::
Hey, that guy's got a price on his head
::Runs after Zod::

*furious lightsaber fight, anyone unluky enough to get in the way becomes mice-meat, jukebox starts playing "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor"*

::Sticks lightsaber down Zod's throat and beheads him::

Yeah!
::jumps up on table::
Let the Bodies Hit tha Floor Let The Bodies Hit tha Floor!

 

*hides under table*

 

Contiunes to sit at a table and drink non-caring about fight.

 

as long as they don't *(family board)* up the juekbox...

-b-

 

Sorry bout that,

I'll clean it up.
::Uses force to put Zod's head in bag, then moves body to dumpster out back::

Gotta go collect my bounty, I'll be back

 

How could you behead A COUNCIL MEMBER!!!

 

Don't worry Emily... Zod's ok... listen to him speaking...

"IT'S JUST A FLESH WOUND!!!"

 

i dunno?.?.?.?.?....... ?

this wasn't an illusion...

hmmm....

-b-

 

i just know MY bar is going to win the most un-family oriented bar award

 

that's a bad thing?

-b-

 

*Holonet transmission to the Tatooine Suns Saloon*

I am still alive. DarthTrader killed the shifter I hired to be my body double.

*Everyone looks at the head as it reverts back to a Clawdite*

Did you really think a newbe could kill a Sith Lord? This is not over.

*Holonet transmission fades out*

 

Sorry I missed all of the action in here. (I've already sent R4 to the droid room, Jangoboy.) Sounds like the Force game was a lot of fun. And welcome back from the Dark Side, Random, even if you make it sound temporary. "I feel the conflict in you, Random." What's the specialty today, Jangoboy?

 

((Master Krickhan sits with his feet on the table, unconcerned about the recent "be-heading" of Darth-Zod))

You fell for the "shape-shifter that looks like a SITH Lord, so we chop off his head" trick...you have got to be kidding me! HA, HA, HA...

...although I'm confused DarthTader, you tried to kill one of your own.

Random, please tell me you weren't falling for this trick?

lies, deceit, creating mistrust are his ways now

You still have a long way to go, after your recent temptation towards the dark side...learn from this!

 

::Walks in and turns on hologram of Darth-Zod::

Aw man, he's still alive.
Hard to see the darkside is.
I'm a bounty hunter in tune to the darkside.

Oh, and here's a plaque for jangoboy71 that some guy outside the saloon wanted to give to you, but he was too scared to go in.


Let it be known to all men, twi'leks, bith, jawas, and other assorted aliens that this bar, jangoboy71's Tatooine Sun Saloon is given the most un-family oriented bar award

congrats jangoboy...to celebrate, I'll buy everyone a drink in here.

 

My concern wasn't going after Zod, it was getting the plaque.


MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!

 

thanx guys............couldn't have done it without ya

 

No problem

 

to show my appreciation for your help in getting me this award A ROUND OF DRINKS ON THE HOUSE!!!

 

Sweet man!

Make mine a Hoth Ice

Hoth Ice, made with the pure white ice and snow of the planet Hoth. Chilled to prefection, this wonderful blend of snow and ice will always fill you up and never let you down. When you aren't yourself, make it a Hoth Ice

 

thanx for that pointless little tid bit-not to mention that the company might have a copywright on that.

 

Staggers in with lightsaber ignited. "Jango!" he says, "I need a blue milk NOW!"

 

jansen get out you're already drunk enough