Taun We Appreciation Thread

Discussion in 'Southern Nevada, NV' started by Axia_Euxine, Jan 12, 2004.

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  1. Axia_Euxine Jedi Master

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    They both leave on thier quest, both re-mesmorized by your ninja like flirt skills. (do ninja's flirt?)

    Another alien shows up with Diet coke and chocolater cordials. Roll intelligence and spot
  2. Petra_Blakkwing Jedi Master

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    I don´t know if ninjas flirt but they´ll flip out and cut your head off without thinking twice man!!! Ninjas are cool, and by cool i mean totally sweet!
  3. Talon_Wolfe Jedi Master

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    is that a quote from somewhere?
  4. Moka Jedi Master

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    ROLLED:
    15 +4= 19 intelligence check
    17 +2 +5ranks= 24 spot


    "Laaa la la la laaaaaa la la
    I am the queeeeeeen of alllllllll.
    WAUN TE!!"
  5. Petra_Blakkwing Jedi Master

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    yes, Talon it´s a quote from realultimatepower.net which is a website completely dedicated to ninjas made by a guy at UCLA that has way to much time on his hands.....
  6. Axia_Euxine Jedi Master

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    It occurs to you that these people are coming back awfully fast with the diet coke and cordials so you look up and spot a kiosk about 4 feet away selling diet coke and cordials and there is quite the line.
  7. Moka Jedi Master

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    "Hello all of my pretty pretty luv slaves. I am Waun Te and I will be your sexy beast queen of beaty and lovliness..."

    Waun Te Continues her speech to all within range and while doing so takes a 20 to prepare, then rolls "Wink Flirtatiously," and using her heretofore unmentioned force powers rolls "affect mind." She uses a force point, good for one round (adding 3d6 to her rolls for one full round for a total of...16)

    Total rolls:

    Wink flirtatiosly: 18+mods+fp=48
    Affect mind: NATURAL 20+mods+fp=43

    "...so you will all be bound to me and do my bidding until I say otherwise. Understood, my love bunnies?"
  8. Axia_Euxine Jedi Master

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    Oh they understood all right...

    understood so well they are all convulsing on the ground with blood streaming out of thier ears and nose.

    "You over did it." Obi-Wan Kenobi Episode 1
  9. Moka Jedi Master

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    Waun Te shrugs her shoulders uncaringly. She knows she is so hot that she could just find more subjects eldewhere, so she goes of in search of them, and thus begins "Waun Te's Amazing quest for love slaves and subjects of servitude to satify her her every whim."

    She rolls "begin quest," 18
  10. Axia_Euxine Jedi Master

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    It occurs to her that she will need "quest" supplies. She finds a small shop in the "why-are-we-all-so-sexy?" district run by Taun We-Taun.

    "How may I help you?" She asks.
  11. Moka Jedi Master

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    I need some oh-so-sexy-supplies-of-love-and-desire for my quest to dominate all life with my supreme hotness.
  12. Axia_Euxine Jedi Master

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    "Race and/or gender specific or just neutral?"
  13. Moka Jedi Master

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    Neutral, except for those Toyderians (sp?) like that Watto guy. They are just gross.
  14. Axia_Euxine Jedi Master

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    The shopkeeper gives him the package and tells him not to open it becuase description of its contents would probably shut down the thread.

    "Good luck on your quest, better hurry the interplanetary shuttle for quest beginners leaves soon."
  15. Moka Jedi Master

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    Waun begins toward the port. Unable to resist the urge to glance inside the box she just takes one tiny peek...."WHOA, now I have to go take a cold shower before i get on that shuttle!" she says after catching but a small glimpse of the packages contents.
  16. JADED_JEDI Jedi Master

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    wow. does she really have equiptment?
  17. Axia_Euxine Jedi Master

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    All equipment in the box has a +25 to ummm, stuff I can't mention here.
  18. JADED_JEDI Jedi Master

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    sexy!! haahaha!! this tread is great!! ON WITH THE ROLEPLAY!!!
  19. Jankarakk FanForce CR Southern Nevada FF

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    You know I think I got one of those kits at Fantasy World for $40...haha J/K
  20. JADED_JEDI Jedi Master

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    yeah, right your j/k...i know all about you. saw it on the internet.
  21. Jankarakk FanForce CR Southern Nevada FF

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    oh....I thought I took that website down....Oh well...if any one else wants to check it out it's www.jankarakkthefreak.tv
  22. Moka Jedi Master

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    SWEET!! Plus 25 to all rolls on censored unmentionable stuff. Can't wait to use that.
  23. Axia_Euxine Jedi Master

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    The shuttle leaves in one hour, you currently have a -2 on all rolls until you get a cold shower.

    What do you do?
  24. JADED_JEDI Jedi Master

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    I already used that icon axia. pffft! rolls eyes at your lack of noticing my jaded jedi name... :p
  25. Axia_Euxine Jedi Master

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    I noticed your name silly, doent stop Mara Jade from being the second coolest character in all of Star Wars!

    Besides I cant decide on an icon lately...
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