Discussion in 'SouthWest Region Discussion' started by Axia_Euxine, Jan 12, 2004.
huh.... I always thought Borsk was white..... or is that just Traest??
Borsk is white as far as I know.
well then whatÂ´s the deal-yo with MorondudeÂ´s bogus icon with a brown representation of Borsk??? I demand and investigation into this matter!!!
um... the icon said "Borsk". You know how Bothan fur changes with their emotions? Well, Borsk turns tan when he's being nice... so that's why everyone thinks he's just white.
That's not true!! their fur ripples and such when their moods change!! a complete fabrication on morondude's part!
Look, the only good Bothan is a dead bothan. I mean how many of us are tired of listening to how much they sacrificed for the battle of Endor, even 25 years after the fact. I mean really.
(Bothan exceptions: Dwaaf)
bothans are not man's best friend, no matter how much they look like doggies.
Now Dwaaf Rey'lon, THERE is a Bothan that has done something for the galaxy. Sure, he didn't risk his life for some cruddy Death Star plans, but he has made it his life's mission to erradicate the Chuba and Deseased Nuna population in the outskirts of Theed, AND sell substandard droids at a fraction of retail cost. Yes, Dwaaf Rey'lon... THIS IS YOUR LIFE!
Hey, isn't this thread about the misadventures of Waun Te?
No... no it isn't.
I am still sitting here in all of my sexiness...
The man asking the questions follows your commands, You now have three slaves, your diet coke, your box of splenda cordials and your "box". what now?
I don't know about Taun We, but Waun Te is definitely a hot, hooved, slits for nostriled alien!
That she is.
I ask if there is an intercomm system in the building over which I might be able to braodcast my sexiness and gain control of all within the sound of my sexy voice.
OOOOOH! Axia.... I want to play.... I want to be a super sexy male Falleen and try to seduce Waun Te..... my name is DaÂ´DremeÂ´an OÂ´fwanÂ´tay....
Careful, if I flirt with you to the full extent of my sexiness and you rollbbadly on your will save, you could melt on the spot.
yes, but I should get a resist sexiness modifier on my will save because I cancel out your sexiness with my own...... plus I have those really cool pheremones to make you MY love slave....
Okay Moka you find an intercom system, make a WF roll and remember to take your -16 modifier. Petra your character has been hot on the tail of bodies left behind by Waun Te and his victims failed will save throws. You are in the building. Give me a will save (For resisting Waun Te super sexy voice)
I would first like take a quick cold shower to get rid of my negative modifyer, because obviously I have even gotten myself hot from my super sexiness (looks in mirror, "MMM, MMM, MMM, Dang, I am Hot!").
IÂ´m giving myself a +5 resist sexiness mod to my will save...because I myself am super deuper sexy and not quite to taken with it.....I roll an 18+5....23...howÂ´s that?
You may live. Moka your roll?
If my negative mod is gone due to my nice cold shower then I rolled a 37 total. If not then the total is 21.
37? Hmmm Petra give me a will and a fort save again. (BTW there arent any actual character sheets and Moka has some strange modifiers if you read earlier in this series, in other words its kind of made up)
That roll is without using the sexy box of love and doom. If necessary I will open it yet again.