So NV Taun We Appreciation Thread

bumpy, read previous post

 

I can feel my sexy weakness and find a vending machine to refill my mojo...ahem, my energy....

 

give me a search for a vending machine roll, and a use vending machine roll

 

15+6=21 in search
17+8= 28 in use

 

you find a vending machine that sells canned Mojo, diet coke, cherry cordials, Xbox games and semi automatic weapons.

What do you do?

 

From me to you!

 

Thats fantastic! I knew she was hot, now Im vindicated, though Im kind of....relieved I missed the swimwear competition. Am I?

 

... I'll get back to you on that!

 

hehehe
wait, ill make one for you!

 

Here I am in my ZUPAZIPPAFIED ZEXI-SEXI-MULTIPLEXINESS!!!!

 

Moka, scroll back and read the post about your character then let me know what you do, you sexy thing you

 

I tel my servants to grab my diet cherry coke and my sugar free cherry cordials because we are going to go out and take over the world!!!!! Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!!


BTW I akso had in my inventory the sexibox of sexideath and doom that added to my natural sexiness and when opened would either kill or make slaves of all within range, and would give me negative mods on all my other rolls until I could take a cold shower to cool off the sexiness.

 

Yes yes you did. You go out into the world with your slaves and inventory. Do you try to find your new slaves that your zuper zexy voice didnt kill first?

 

Yes, new slaves would be nice. I do, after all, need to continue to build my sexi-army of mass global domination completely devoted to my untameable unbridled sexiness.

I would first like ten strapping young lads with nice singing voices who could be a part of my two new super-sexified boy-bands that will appear to be rivals in the music markt but will actually be singing sexi-brainwash lyrics working under my sexiguidance toward my goal of ultimate dominion.

GET ME TEN STRAPPING, SEXILADS WITH PLEASANT SINGING VOICES NOW!!!!! (rolled 34 to "sexiness," 23 to "intimidate," 27 to "affect mind," and 39 to "make everyone within the sound of my voice fall instantly in love with me and unable to deny my bidding").

 

Petra: still waiting to see what you do. you were still inside the building and did not hear the zexispeak.

Moka: Outside there are 30 people within the sound of your voice. An amazing 18 of them survive your zuper zexiness and rush off to compile a group of 10 lads for your boy bands.

what next?

 

Moka, please use the term: zexy, zexiness, etc.


(I don't want this thread to be halted for any reason)

 

Zo zorry, from thiz point on in thiz thread I will no longer uze the ez key in order to avoid controverziez.


Moving on, "Yez my zexizlaves! Run! Do my bidding! For zoon we zhall take over the world!!!! YEZZZ!!! Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!

 

Moka: Soon your minions bring back 10 strapping young lads with a modicum of dancing and signing talent. Most want to know whats going on and why they have been forced to this place.

Petra: Please read previous posts and let me know what you do?

 

Bump...

Ha ha, you thought the zexi phenominon was over.

You ten boys are going to become my two boybands who'se music will have subconscious and subsonic overtones to brainwash weveryone in the universe for my quest for ultimate domination!!!!!!!

You will be the "98 Degrees of New Kids on the Backstreets," and the "Block Boyz N' the Sync."

 

Give me a subconscious and subsonic overtone brainwashing check

 

that would be a 26, plus I will use a force point and call upon the dark side which adds...12

For a total of 38