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Taun We is hot.

Discussion in 'Attack of the Clones' started by Darth_AYBABTU, May 23, 2002.

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  1. squonk

    squonk Jedi Youngling star 1

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    I'd do her.

    But how did Lama Su get his head through that cool collar thing he wears??
     
  2. Kerr_Plunk

    Kerr_Plunk Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    velcro...
     
  3. Cruelt-Kan-Lamech

    Cruelt-Kan-Lamech Jedi Youngling star 1

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    with such subdued sensuallity, what do you think her personality is like when she's not on buisness?

    Personally, I'll bet she's all sultry but keeps you at arms leangth, the cruel temptress, so she can see who you really are.
     
  4. HydeVader

    HydeVader Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Good afternoon felow perverts! :)

    How's the Kaminoan water today?
     
  5. YODAS_HALF_BROTHER

    YODAS_HALF_BROTHER Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I feel this borders on beastiality!!! LOL If you like Taun We, check out the aliens at the end of AI Artificial Intelligence.
     
  6. Nutjob-GTO

    Nutjob-GTO Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Tsk, tsk. Haven't we already gone over that false AI link a while back?

    Oh, and the water's just fine.
     
  7. Fanboy_Solo

    Fanboy_Solo Jedi Youngling star 4

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    BUMP!

    I wonder what the odds are that someone in here started a newgroup where you can find *ahem* modified pictures of Taun We :D
     
  8. Nutjob-GTO

    Nutjob-GTO Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Well, let's check the Jedi Eight-ball, here...

    *shlockashlockashlockashlocka*

    *FLUMPF*

    'To yes, the signs point! Likely it is! Mmmmm!'

    Well, there you go.
     
  9. Darth_AYBABTU

    Darth_AYBABTU Jedi Master star 6

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    That Kaminopolitan is great, Otis!

    [face_laugh]

    AYBABTU?

     
  10. Nutjob-GTO

    Nutjob-GTO Jedi Youngling star 1

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    May 27, 2002
    Oh, my. You poor little thing... Come, back to the top... Up you go... There. That's better, now, isn't it?
     
  11. MexChewie

    MexChewie Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Well, we're moving on up!
    To Page 1!
    To that deluxe apartment in Kamino! [face_laugh]
     
  12. Old_Metal_Monster

    Old_Metal_Monster Jedi Youngling

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    May 23, 2002
    Anybody else caught a glimpse of something under Yoda's robes while he did those spins?

    Just wondering if I'm the only one...
     
  13. Nutjob-GTO

    Nutjob-GTO Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Nay, I was still busy swooning over Tauny.
     
  14. AnddreWicha

    AnddreWicha Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Taun We is hot but did anybody get a look at that Twi'lek Jedi that doesn't like to wear the Jedi Robes :)
     
  15. Kerr_Plunk

    Kerr_Plunk Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    if you were going to try to impress Taun We, what would you do and why...

    (and guys, keep the vivid descriptions of anything intimate low-key please.. :D )

    i would probably want to take her to a planet similar to:
    [image=http://www.yesworld.com/gallery/images/albums/ClassicYes.jpg]

    where i would offer her strawberries and cream, we'd listen to Joni Mitchell and Pink Floyd, we'd talk about life in the universe, philosophy, and of course, i'd ask her to tell me about her dreams and ambitions...

    i would do all this because i feel it would appeal to her sense of aesthetics... i think the patterns, textures, flavours, and sounds would be pleasing to her...

    i'm sure i could think of other dates, but, that's a start :)

    [face_love]
     
  16. travismc6

    travismc6 Jedi Youngling

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    May 26, 2002
    who's next, Jabba the Hutt?! Please people, get a life
     
  17. Kiki-Gonn

    Kiki-Gonn Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Jabba?! That's totally disgusting... he's a guy.

    Gardoola on the other hand (grrrrrrrr)
     
  18. KaaShamau

    KaaShamau Jedi Padawan star 4

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    GMT kinda likes Jabba.....

    and don't flame, they're only in denial ;)
     
  19. Bob_Sidious

    Bob_Sidious Jedi Youngling

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    Okay, earlier I posted that maybe, just maybe, Taun We is cute. I posted this about 5 days after the last time I had seen AotC. But now that I'd seen AotC yesterday, I just have to say that you guys that think Taun We is hot are straight FREAKS! I particularly watched her scenes w/ you guys in mind and I just couldn't stop laughing about how ridiculous this thread is. I can't see one thing about her that would make you guys think she's "hot." She looks like a damn fish!

    But again, like I said before... to each his own, I guess.
     
  20. KaaShamau

    KaaShamau Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Kaminopolitan [face_laugh]

    This is really cool too though:
    [image=http://www.otisframpton.com/Ambush-At-Geonosis.jpg]

    Good job. :D
     
  21. Psycho_Mantis

    Psycho_Mantis Jedi Youngling

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    May 27, 2002
    Good girl. Just like that and you're at the top again.
     
  22. lilcris

    lilcris Jedi Youngling star 1

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    May 17, 2002
    Hey guys it says on the main page here that Rena Owen's next work will be a monster movie! I hope she isnt the monster, but I hope she uses her sexy voice!
     
  23. armitage22

    armitage22 Jedi Youngling

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    It's the eyes, the nose, the mouth... the voice. I don't dig the body so much, but damn if the head doesn't do it for me. ;)

    Oh, and to the top.
     
  24. Admiral_Drake

    Admiral_Drake Jedi Youngling

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    Mar 29, 2002
    bump
    what gets me is her voice ahhh what a lovley silky smooth voice
     
  25. Decapitated-Jango

    Decapitated-Jango Jedi Master star 4

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    I confess, I have never gazed upon a creature's ghetto booty like I did Taun We's.

    My mother wants to know why I have a poster of Taun over my bed.

    I want a miniseries on the electrifying Taun We! We want more, George, more of Taun We!

    Episode II 1/2: Taun We Exposed!
     
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