Discussion in 'Star Wars TV' started by Senator Kelberry, Oct 12, 2012.
"Oh goodness, look at my wrist, I gotta go."
"What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP! Cooold blooooded..."
Obi-Wan: "Don't say it, Satine. I know. Red really isn't my color."
"Now see, this is why women shouldn't fly."
I'm surprised that hasn't been done yet...
Because we don't appreciate that kind of humour round here.
Obi-Wan: "Typically, I'd advise you to strap yourself in, but I doubt the restraints even work in this bucket of bolts. In fact, they might kill you."
This will be in reference to my Crime and Disorder lecture on Monday. Two hours of our feminazi professor ranting about how all men should be locked up in cages. I would not wish that on my worst enemy.
Obi Wan: "I'm just saying, if they didn't dress so provocatively, then maybe the rapists wouldn't go after them."
Satine: "You did not just say that."
Give me your bacon and your burnt ends!
Obi: Satine don't take this the wrong way, but who ever your hair stylus is, find another one. M'kay?
Obi-Wan, do you really think it's wise to play punch buddy with me when I'm the one driving?
Obi-wan: Listen, Satine, all I'm saying is that men are better drivers than women.
Satine: That's not what my Allstate refund says.
Obi: "No, I was not leaning over to look down your dress. I was....uuhhh...ummm....checking out that....uuuhh.....display readout."
Satine: "There is no display over here."
Obi: "I was....uuuhhhh....making sure that....uuuhhh....ummm......the thrusters were properly engaged."
As the great philosopher Tonto once said: "What's this 'we' s***, kemosabe?"
Do men fly with their penises?
If not, no reason why women shouldn't fly.
Idk, if you try hard enough you could probably get a helicopter rotor motion going.
I'm sure someone more talented than me could do wonders with this:
Please no, you will have chance for that in the future when I become Starkiller.
Maul: No! Please! Anything but Justin Bieber! Turn it off!
Darth Maul witnesses Mother Talzin getting dressed.
"I'm Bo-Katan, and don't worry, I've got a firm grip on your lightsaber."
So you let my sister die so you can have romance with me?
"You do see where I'm aiming this, don't you?"
Is that what a colostomy bag looks like???
Satine: Why didn't you repair this piece of crap before you came here? I remember you repaired my droid pets well.
Obi Wan: Well...actually that was my padawan's work.
Satine: Then why didn't you bring him here?
Obi Wan: Shut up, bitch.