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Clone Wars TCW Image Caption Thread (spoiler images!)

Discussion in 'Star Wars TV' started by Senator Kelberry, Oct 12, 2012.

  1. Seerow

    Seerow Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Bob: Once you sign it we'll have rights to turn the big golf ball looking thing we got in Florida into a Death Star.
    George: This was all about the theme parks all along wasn't it? Do you even know what that golf ball thing is called?
    Bob: Giant golf ball?
    George: Spaceship Earth

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  2. Jordan1Kenobi

    Jordan1Kenobi Host of Star Wars Character Contest star 6 VIP - Game Host

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    Ahsoka: Anakin, eyes off of the boob hole...

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    Ahsoka: Russo, eyes off of the boob hole!

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    Ahsoka: Tarkin! eyes off of the boob hole!
     
  3. Seerow

    Seerow Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Yoda off screen: Summoned you, we have. Pick up the take out from Chili's you will.
    Ahsoka: And who is paying for this?
    Yoda: Decide we will by the outcome of Koth and Fisto's funny faces contest
     
  4. tal0nkarrde

    tal0nkarrde Jedi Knight star 2

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    In other news today, Disney has announced that instead of Episode VII, they will be remaking Star Wars: A New Hope. The movie will star Justin Bieber as a Sith Lord searching for change. He will find it in a new training center - an ovoid construction known as the Pleasant Star. Disney plans to use the props for what was originally known as the Death Star, take out the offensive battle emplacements and place the round former battlestation smack dab in the middle of some happy palm trees. Co-starring as Bieber's Search for Change Instructor will be Larry the Cable Guy as Jedi Towhitch Mater.
     
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  5. tal0nkarrde

    tal0nkarrde Jedi Knight star 2

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    Ahsoka: You slimy little weasel. I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board. Anakin, I don't know what you see in this guy!
    Anakin: Well, he is a tad slimy and he does sorta resemble a weasel, but he has these really cool toys and he's like the ultimate babe magned. You really should meet his new gal - Daala, I think her name is. She wears her hair in this really long braid and she's kinda hot in a uniform. If things don't work out with Padme...
     
  6. VanishingReality

    VanishingReality Jedi Knight star 3

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    Ventress: And I was like, that cape totally clashes with your lightsaber, and Count Dooku was like, no way girlfriend!
    Anakin: Oh no, he didn't.
     
  7. Circular Logic

    Circular Logic SWTV Interview Host star 4 VIP - Game Host

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    Pre Vizsla, to Lux Bonteri:
    "You look nervous. Is it the scar? Want to know how I got it? My father was a drinker. One night he came home a little crazier than usual, so my mother took a vibroblade to defend herself. He didn't like that. So, me watching, he takes his darksaber at her. Then he comes at me with the darksaber and he asks, 'Why so aruetyc?' "
     
  8. ImNotAStarWarsFanboy

    ImNotAStarWarsFanboy Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Heath Ledger would play Vizsla well.
     
  9. Darth Ibonek

    Darth Ibonek Jedi Knight star 2

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    too bad he's MIA
     
  10. Seerow

    Seerow Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Vizsla: Aren't my eyes pretty?
     
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  11. ImNotAStarWarsFanboy

    ImNotAStarWarsFanboy Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Dead guy playing a dead character? Fits pretty well IMO.
     
  12. Darth Valkyrus

    Darth Valkyrus Jedi Master star 4

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    SAY "SNIPS" AGAIN! SAY "SNIPS" AGAIN! I dare ya, I double dare ya mutha *****, Call me "Snips" one more goddamn time!
     
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  13. Darth Valkyrus

    Darth Valkyrus Jedi Master star 4

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    There will be no dawn... for Ben.
     
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  14. Seerow

    Seerow Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Dooku: Count us into our musical number.
     
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  15. anakincol

    anakincol Jedi Master star 3

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    You Know nothing Jon snow.
     
  16. credar

    credar Jedi Master star 3

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    Inspired by AnakinColodin's post:
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    Brace yourselves, Order 66 is coming
     
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  17. Seerow

    Seerow Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Palptatine: Checkmate...
     
  18. Circular Logic

    Circular Logic SWTV Interview Host star 4 VIP - Game Host

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    Ahsoka (off screen): This is madness!
    Pre Vizsla: Di'kutla Jetii!
    This...Is....MANDALORE!!!
     
  19. darth fluffy

    darth fluffy Jedi Knight star 2

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    Barriss: Because I knew you...
    Ahsoka: Because I knew you...
    Both: I have been changed for good
    Barriss: And just to clear the air-

    Anakin: Will you two stop singing show tunes and get back to work?!
     
  20. Todd the Jedi

    Todd the Jedi Mod and Soliloquist of SWTV star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Ahsoka: Hey, Barriss! Eyes up here! I know I have the boob hole, but that's supposed to be for the guys to look at!

    Anakin: ......................
     
  21. Orrelios

    Orrelios Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    What's with this board's obsession with the boob hole?
     
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  22. Darth Valkyrus

    Darth Valkyrus Jedi Master star 4

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    Every board has its running in-jokes. They usually just get started somehow and have no rhyme nor reason to them. I guess the boobhole is one of TF.N's.

    Over on Sb.com for example, where i've been a member for 10 years, one of the longest running gags is the reply "One, at sufficient velocity". This is a standard response in the vs debate forum when a person asks how many of X it would take to defeat Y. For example "How many jawas would it take to kill Dark Empire Palpatine?" The reply One at sufficient velocity refers then to the ability of just about anything to inflict nuke level damage via raw KE, if it's moving fast enough.
     
  23. Random Comments

    Random Comments Jedi Master star 5

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    Correction, it's a /LACWAC/ running in-joke.

    Lit has completely different ones, for example. Like Cad Bane. And K'Kruhk's Freakin Sweet Hat. And exploding cannons. And Jimmy. Etc.
     
  24. Jedi_Kenobi32

    Jedi_Kenobi32 Jedi Master star 4

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    Tarkin: And now Commander Tano you will listen to a brief rendition of our parody of Macklemore's "Thrift Shop." (turns to Clone Troopers) Begin!

    Clone Troopers:
    We're gonna off some droids
    Only got twenty bolts in our blasters
    We' - We' - We're fighting, looking for a come-up
    This is kriffin' awesome!

    Tarkin:
    Walk into your cell like, "What up? I'll be the Grand Moff!"
    I'm so pumped about some plans for a Death Star
    Respect on my ranking, it's so damn wacky
    That people like, "Damn! That's an evil ass lackey."
    Marchin' in, hella deep, cruisin' to the Citadel
    Dressed in Navy gear, 'cept my lady slippers, those are quite comfortable
    Draped in an Ewok mink, Twi'leks dancin' next to me
    Probably shoulda washed this, smells like Hondo Ohnaka's sheets
    (Spiiiccceeeee)
    But Sith it was ninety-nine credits!

    Clone Troopers:
    We wear the Grand Army's clothes,
    We look incredible
    We're in these armor 'n suits
    From the Republic base down the road...

    Tarkin: Well what do you think of that Commander Tano? The Clones and I are totally ready for the upcoming talent show right?

    Ahsoka: ...
     
  25. The Shadow Emperor

    The Shadow Emperor Jedi Master star 4

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