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Full Series TCW Image Caption Thread (spoiler images!)

Discussion in 'Star Wars TV- Completed Shows' started by Senator Kelberry, Oct 12, 2012.

  1. Todd the Jedi

    Todd the Jedi Mod and Loving Tyrant of SWTV, Lit, & Collecting star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Low blow, DV. :p
     
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  2. Deputy Rick Grimes

    Deputy Rick Grimes Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Most definitely :p
     
  3. Circular Logic

    Circular Logic Jedi Master star 4

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    For those of you who frequent the Lit forums ;)

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    Ahsoka: So when do you plan on executing your diabolical plan to contradict the EU?
    Cad Bane: Silly Jedi. I'm no Separatist serial villain, thinking of having the ultimate superweapon to take down your Republic. Do you seriously think I'd explain my masterstroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I contradicted it thirty-five minutes ago.
     
  4. Barriss_Coffee

    Barriss_Coffee Chosen One star 6

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    Circular_Logic: You've totally got to post that in the Lit thread! [face_laugh]
     
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  5. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Skywalker Saga/LFL/YJCC Manager star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    Look I so constipated to young eyes?
     
  6. Jordan1Kenobi

    Jordan1Kenobi SWC Jedi Draft Champion star 6 VIP - Game Winner

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    Riff Tamson: If you don't tell me where the prince is, I'll kill you both!
    Anakin: Now, now, Tamson, don't you get snappy with me!
     
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  7. tal0nkarrde

    tal0nkarrde Jedi Knight star 2

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    Thinking of a number from one to ten I am! NO...I did not say guess you should!
    Hey, watch that stick, would ya...er...Master.
     
  8. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Skywalker Saga/LFL/YJCC Manager star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    Anakin: Guys, really, put the weapons down. I'm not going to kick his ass just yet.
     
  9. Seerow

    Seerow Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Tamson: You did a bad, bad thing... now you must pay for my brother getting caught in your fishing net.
     
  10. Jedi_Kenobi32

    Jedi_Kenobi32 Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Ventress: Obi-Wan, I truly, deeply, love you-
    Obi-Wan: Ventress this is not a good time right now.
    Ventress: No, its true. Just being around you is intoxicating. I'm in agony Obi-Wan, I can't breathe! I'm haunted by the kiss that you haven't given me yet. You're in my very soul, tormenting me!
    Obi-Wan: Oh for the love of-did Anakin tell you to say these things to me?
    Ventress: Maybe...well yeah.
    Obi-Wan: I'm going to have a long talk with him when I get back to Coruscant.
    Maul & Savage: Shut up just shut up! Both of you!
     
  11. Narutakikun

    Narutakikun Jedi Knight star 4

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    "I, Cad Bane, get to singlehandedly fulfill the Ahsoka bondage fantasies of approximately 85% of the Star Wars fanfiction community!"
     
  12. EHT

    EHT Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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  13. Darth Valkyrus

    Darth Valkyrus Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Narutakikun

    85%? There is more fanfiction out there than just fanfiction.net you know.

    Unless you just means clone wars fanfiction.

    I hanker for the days of the late 90s / early 2000s when SW fanfiction was proper WAR fanfiction, with fleet battles, strategy and all that written into it. Now it seems the majority is Twilight-esque pornographic soap opera.

    I guess it's a symptom of the shift in the internet userbase, from smart intellectuals and sciencey types back in the day, to everyone and their dog now. Fourteen year old emo kids weren't writing star wars fanfics then. They are now, and it shows.
     
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  14. Narutakikun

    Narutakikun Jedi Knight star 4

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    To quote Chris Rock: "Boo all you want - you know I'm right".
     
  15. Jedi_Kenobi32

    Jedi_Kenobi32 Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Ahsoka: Hondo will you please let me go?
    Hondo: Sorry, my, dear I cannot do that. Besides I want to read this sad robot love story that I wrote.
    Ahsoka: Huh? Hey wait a min-
    Hondo: *ahem* One day a male and female robot met in a park and they calculated love at first sight. After drinking some motor oil they skipped through an industrial car park. "BX-229, we need to upgrade," the female robot said to the male robot. So BX-229 plugged into the female robot's mainframe and soon sparks were literally flying. When their upgrading was complete they drank more motor oil. However, BX-229 later became faulty because his computational system wasn't up to date. Sadly and eventually BX-229 crashed and was replaced. The end.
    Ahsoka: That's a terrible story.
    Hondo: I know! But what can I say I'm a terrible person!
     
  16. Circular Logic

    Circular Logic Jedi Master star 4

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    Now I'm getting an unwholesome curiosity with how many times Ahsoka was captured in the series. Thanks a lot, Narutakikun...
    • Cargo of Doom—Cad Bane shocks Ahsoka to submission, and she is later imprisoned in a cell with stun cuffs.
    • The AcademyStunned and captured by Almec's guards.
    • Altar of Mortis—Kidnapped by the Son and imprisoned in an Orthanc/Barad-Dûr-like tower where she is chained to a wall.
    • Padawan Lost—Subdued and captured by Trandoshan hunters, and kept in a cage until she is deposited on Wasskah.
    • Slaves of the Republic and Escape from Kadavo—Placed in a cage and forced to wear a shock collar.
    • A Friend in Need—Restrained by Death Watch and taken back to camp where she is bound securely until Artoo gives her back her lightsabers.
    • A Test of Strength and Bound for Rescue (uh oh, double entendre?)—Taken hostage by Hondo's pirates, she is shown handcuffed and beaten, and nearly sold into slavery.
    • To Catch a Jedi and The Wrong Jedi—Stunned and captured at the end of the former and cuffed throughout much of the latter (also imprisoned in a cell briefly onscreen in The Jedi Who Knew Too Much).

    That's a surprisingly high number of times that our Action Girl deuteragonist is captured and restrained in some way, especially considering she is Filoni's pet character. Unless...

    Oh dear. Never mind, forget I said anything! :oops: All of these instances could probably be used to serve the purposes of the plot well enough. Am I right? Right?
     
  17. Dathomir-Witch

    Dathomir-Witch Jedi Master star 2

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    Too late. The internet never forgets...
     
  18. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Skywalker Saga/LFL/YJCC Manager star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    Have you seen how many pictures of Ahsoka are hanging on Filoni's office wall? Just sayin'.
     
  19. Narutakikun

    Narutakikun Jedi Knight star 4

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    Listen, what Dave Filoni does in his private time with a Clone Wars Blu-ray box set and a liter bottle of Astroglide is nobody's business but his own...
     
  20. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Skywalker Saga/LFL/YJCC Manager star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    I'm going to have a hard time getting that (likely completely accurate) image out of my head...
     
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  21. Jordan1Kenobi

    Jordan1Kenobi SWC Jedi Draft Champion star 6 VIP - Game Winner

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    What the Felucia is even going on...
     
  22. Orrelios

    Orrelios Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Thread = ruined forever.
     
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  23. WatTamborWoo

    WatTamborWoo Jedi Master star 3

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    Back to the captions...

    I tried to put an image with a caption but my computer won't let me at present. Epic fail.
     
  24. EHT

    EHT Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Let's try to stay on topic and avoid the more... "unpleasant"... imagery. ;)
     
  25. Circular Logic

    Circular Logic Jedi Master star 4

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    ^I concur. I apologize if I contributed to this derailment. [face_peace]

    Inspired by Jedi_Kenobi32 's raps.

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    "Duchess Satine, I challenge you to a rap battle for rule of Mandalore! Your people will decide who comes up on top! Time to begin my little freestyle!"

    (Death Watch soldiers beat-box)

    Yo, the name's Pre Vizsla
    The Leader of Death Watch
    Ain't here to please ya
    This takeover we won't botch
    We rough and tumble, don't shab with us
    Kick some gangster shebs, get under the bus
    Gonna switch things up, solus, t'ad, ehn!
    Chaabar Kyr'tsad, eyaytir bah dar'yaim
    Go ahead, play my music
    Gar dar'manda mir'osik!
    Duchess Satine, your rule be slippin'
    These New Mandos, ya'll be trippin'
    It's time for a new world order
    One built on pride, honor, and reason
    You can't beat me, just surrender
    No pacifism, but there won't be treason!
    I am your new Mand'alor
    Pre Vizsla, Kyr'tsad alor!
    (Peace!)

    Yo, the name's Pre Vizsla
    The Leader of Death Watch
    Ain't here to please ya
    This takeover we won't botch
    We rough and tumble, don't [redacted] with us
    Kick some gangster [butt], get under the bus
    Gonna switch things up, [one, two, three]!
    [Fear Death Watch, flee to hell]
    Go ahead, play my music
    [You soulless (redacted) for brains!]
    Duchess Satine, your rule be slippin'
    These New Mandos, ya'll be trippin'
    It's time for a new world order
    One built on pride, honor, and reason
    You can't beat me, just surrender
    No pacifism, but there won't be treason!
    I am your new Mand'alor
    Pre Vizsla, [Death Watch leader]!
    (Peace!)

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    Prime Minister Armatan: Duchess, what are you going to do about this? He's not even that good of a rapper!
    Satine: I'm sorry, Prime Minister, but I can't rap! I'm afraid I will have to concede my throne!
    Armatan: What? You're just going to let them take over like this?
    Satine: I'm afraid so...

    Vizsla: Dar'yaim lek! Now step down, Duchess, cause I'm now in charge. Thank you, people of Mandalore, you're far too kind!