Full Series TCW Image Caption Thread (spoiler images!)

"Duchess, what are you going to do about this? He's not even that good of a rapper!"

 

"Oh no you di'int, Satine!"

 

"Ahsoka, what are you doing?"

"Thinking about my Joker and what I should get him for Christmas"

 

Ventress: So I tried those pickup lines you suggested to Obi-Wan a few weeks ago.
Anakin: Well? Did they work?
Ventress: No. They didn't. In fact he told me that he was going to have a long talk with you about it.
Anakin: Actually he did have a talk with me. I wasn't really listening though. Thought he was blabbing about focusing on your feelings again.
Ventress: Well you should have listened! Your pickup lines failed and now Obi-Wan thinks I'm some kind of weirdo!
Anakin: I was only trying to help.
Ventress: Well next time try to come up with a better solution. Thanks to you I'll never have my one true love!
Anakin: Um don't you think you're being a little overly dramatic?
Ventress: Oh look who's talking! *storms off angrily*
Anakin: *Curb Your Enthusiasm theme plays*

 

Fun, Piggy back rides are . Do this more I should. Make older Younglings run obstacle course at Temple with me on their backs I should.



21 years later

"Still fun this is."

 

"Anakin, I am ur Mother

"No, no that's not possible, NOOOOOOOOOOOO"

 

"My only regret Padawan Tano is that I never got to get a piggyback ride like Master Yoda."

 

"Ahsoka, promise me that you will leave the Jedi Order for good"

"I-I promise"

 

Commander Fox: Commander Tano, you're under arrest!
Ahsoka: Oh no. Please don't send me to Azkaban. I can't deal with those awful Dementors.
Commander Fox: Wrong universe Missy.

 

"Attack my pet Attack"

 

"Since its ruling the Supreme Court made, legal in California this is".

 

Anakin - "Hmmm what should I have for dinner? Any suggestions Asajj?"

Asajj - "Yea, roast chicken with ur head on it"

Anakin - "Right then, now let's fight"

 

Padmé: Uh, Chancellor, is---what you're doing---is that legal?
Palpatine: My dear, I will make it legal.
Padmé:

 

"Okay, so maybe 'Tits or GTFO' wasn't the right thing to say to her..."

 

("Comanche" by The Revels starts playing in the background)

 

That's just wrong on so many levels.

Now I need to get the images in my head... Out of my head.

"Step aside, Barriss!"

*Raises her hands, fries the ever loving feth out of Zack with Force-lightning*

And that ladies and gents, is how Ahsoka fell to the dark side.

Maybe I've said too much...

 

Miraj Scintel (choking): Please! I was promised a reward! A h---h---handsome reward!
Anakin: I am your reward. You don't find me handsome?

 

^That one never gets old.

 

Sorry, I meant Zed. I dunno where "Zack" came from, brainfart I guess. I can't edit the original post to correct it (30 min edit timeout).

 

"I'm crushing your head!"

(Following up my 80s hair metal reference with an early 90s Canadian sketch comedy reference)

 

"Happy Hannukah(or diwali)."