Clone Wars TCW Image Caption Thread (spoiler images!)

Discussion in 'Star Wars TV' started by Senator Kelberry, Oct 12, 2012.

  1. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    [IMG]

    "Skywalker. The Chosen One really shouldn't be so flatulent."
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  2. darth fluffy Jedi Grand Master

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    Going with the musicals theme here:

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    Tarkin:

    There, out in the darkness
    A Padawan running
    Fallen from grace

    Fallen from grace
    Force be my witness
    I never shall yield
    Till we come face to face,
    Till we come face to face
    She knows her way in the dark,
    But mine is the way of the Force
    And those who follow the path of the righteous
    Shall have their reward
    And if they fall as the Sith Lords fell
    The flame, the sword!
    Stars
    In your multitudes
    Scarce to be counted
    Filling the darkness

    With order and light
    You are the sentinels
    Silent and sure
    Keeping watch in the night
    Keeping watch in the night
    You know your place in the sky
    You hold your course and your aim
    And each in your season
    Returns and returns
    And is always the same
    And if you fall as the Sith Lords fell
    You fall in flames!
    And so it must be
    For so it is written
    On the doorway to paradise
    That those who falter and those who fall
    Must pay the price!
    Lord let me find her
    That I may see her
    Safe behind bars
    I will never rest
    Till then, this I swear...
    This I swear by the stars!
    Ahsoka: *quietly slips out*
  3. Jedi_Kenobi32 Force Ghost

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    Introducing the new hit single:

    The Fresh Apprentice of Dathomir
    Sung by Savage Opress
    From the new hit soundtrack Funky Green Witch Magicks
    Produced by Count Dooku's Silky Pajamas Record Company
    Directed by Mother Talzin

    Savage:
    Now, this is a story all about how
    My horns got flipped-turned upside down
    And I liked to take a minute
    Just sit right there
    I'll tell you how I became the fresh apprentice of Dathomir.

    In the Nightbrothers' village born and raised
    With my fellow Zabraks is where I spent most of my days
    Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
    And all chasin' some moogs outside of the school
    When an evil bald witch
    She was up to no good
    Startin making trouble with my tribal hood.
    I got in one little fight and my clan got scared
    They said 'You're gonna be the new apprentice of that witch over there'

    I was strapped to a table and when those Sisters came near,
    The chanted some weird stuff and using magicks in front of me there,
    If anything I could say that their magicks were rare,
    But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, make me the apprentice of Dathomir'

    I landed on Devaron about 7 or 8
    And I yelled to the clones 'Yo Fetts smell ya later'
    I looked at the system
    I was finally there
    To became the best apprentice of Dathomir.
  4. Narutakikun Force Ghost

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  5. darth fluffy Jedi Grand Master

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    Not really a caption but I think it goes here anyway:

  6. darth fluffy Jedi Grand Master

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    What's that from?
  7. Todd the Jedi Mod and Sitcom Dad of SWTV

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  8. darth fluffy Jedi Grand Master

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    Clone Wars: The Musical continues!

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    Steela: Don't you fret, Lux Bonteri, I don't feel any pain
    A little fall of rain can hardly hurt me now
    You're here; that's all I need to know
    And you will keep me safe
    And you will keep me close
    And rain will make the flowers grow

    Lux: But you will live, Steela, dear God above
    If I could close your wounds with words of love...
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  9. Lazy Storm Trooper Force Ghost

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    Obi-Wan: Master Yoda we found those holopads under your bed.

    Anakin: You need help.

    Ashoka: A lot of help...
  10. Seerow SWTV★Manager

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    Lux: I really don't think playing out this scene in The Lion King was such a good idea. You know what happens after I say Long live the king...Right?
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  11. darth fluffy Jedi Grand Master

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    "Steela! You dropped your phone!"
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  12. Revanfan1 Chosen One

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    "Steela! Stop doing hand-stands and help me! I'm going to fall!"
  13. darth fluffy Jedi Grand Master

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    "Just...three...more...pushups!"
  14. darth fluffy Jedi Grand Master

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    "How many times do I have to tell you, I don't want to see the stupid video you uploaded of you singing 'Once Upon a December'!"
  15. darth fluffy Jedi Grand Master

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    Maul: Savage, can you hear me?

    Savage: Yes, Master. Where is Feral? Is he safe? Is he alright?

    Maul: It seems, in your anger, you killed him.

    Savage: I...I couldn't have. He was alive! I felt it! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
  16. Narutakikun Force Ghost

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    "What do you MEAN we can't continue the offensive because the Republic shut down?"
  17. Darth Valkyrus Force Ghost

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    Ok, this made me laugh.
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  18. Revanfan1 Chosen One

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    Appo: Must...resist...urge....to shove holocommunictor into Krell's ugly flabby chin!
  19. Narutakikun Force Ghost

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    "I might not be able to save you Steela, but I promise to make sure Filoni won't play the Wilhelm Scream when you fall!"
  20. KenobiSkywalker Force Ghost

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    ...Definitely going to add the Wilhelm Scream to that scene now.
  21. darth fluffy Jedi Grand Master

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    Maul:
    I never thought crime lords essential
    They're crude and unspeakably plain
    But maybe they've a glimmer of potential
    If allied to my vision and brain

    I know that your powers of retention
    Are as wet as a gundark's backside
    But thick as you are, pay attention
    My words are a matter of pride

    It's clear from your vacant expressions
    The lights are not all on upstairs
    But we're talking Manda'lor's ascension
    Even you can't be caught unawares

    So prepare for a chance of a lifetime
    Be prepared for sensational news
    A shining new era is tiptoeing nearer-

    Hutt:
    And where do we feature?

    Maul:
    Just listen to teacher

    I know it sounds sordid
    But you'll be rewarded
    When at last I am given my dues!
    And injustice deliciously squared
    Be prepared!

    Hutt:
    Yeah! Be prepared.
    We'll be prepared. For what?

    Maul:
    For the death of Satine!

    Hutt:
    Why? Is she sick?

    Maul:
    No, fool, we're going to kill her. And Viszla too!

    Hutts:
    Great idea! Who needs a king?
    No king, No king, nah nah nah nah nah nah!

    Maul:
    Idiots! There will be a king!
    I will be king!
    Stick with me, and you'll never be hungry again!

    Hutts:
    It's great that we'll soon be connected
    With someone who'll restore Mandalore

    Maul:
    Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected
    To take certain duties on board

    The future is littered with prizes
    And though I'm the main addressee
    The point that I must emphasize is
    You won't get a sniff without me!

    So prepare for the coup of the century
    Be prepared for the murkiest scam
    Meticulous planning, tenacity spanning
    Decades of denial
    Is simply why I'll
    Be king undisputed, respected, saluted
    And seen for the wonder I am!
    Yes my teeth and ambitions are bared

    All:
    Be prepared!
    Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared
    Be prepared!
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  22. Circular Logic SWTV Interview Host

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    @darth fluffy

    Hey, I wanted to make that cover for my man Hondo aka Jim Cummings. Ah, kark... :mad::p

    Uh, Vizsla's standing right there... ;)

    A Hutt, hungry? [face_laugh]

    It's all cool. Good job, too!
  23. darth fluffy Jedi Grand Master

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    I think I might make it into an actual video.:)
  24. Narutakikun Force Ghost

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    Wow... this is my most-liked post ever. Note to self: Topical humor is a winner.
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  25. Sannom Jedi Grand Master

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    Oh crap. I absolutely, completely did not get that the first time.

    Also, those parodies of Disney Villain Songs are made of win! Keep it up!
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