Clone Wars TCW Image Caption Thread (spoiler images!)

Discussion in 'Star Wars TV' started by Senator Kelberry, Oct 12, 2012.

  1. Jedi_Kenobi32 Force Ghost

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    Pong Krell: What is it CT-7567?
    Captain Rex: General Krell, we're hungry. I want pizza, but, Appo wants to order something else.
    Appo: Well I'm sick of pizza. We had that yesterday. Can't we order sandwiches instead?
    Captain Rex: No! I don't want sandwiches! I want pizza! Appo, you're being a meanie!
    Other Clone: Well, I think that we should have ice cream.
    Captain Rex: Stop it! I don't want sandwiches or ice cream! I said I wanted pizza! :mad:
    Pong Krell: That tears it! If you three don't shut your traps I'll turn this formation around and we won't be going to Disneyland!
  2. Circular Logic SWTV Interview Host

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    Asajj Ventress: So, Bossk, are you the one in charge around here?
    Bossk: Absolutely, I’m the Bossk!
    Ventress: Alright, take us through a day in the life of ‘the Bossk’.
    Bossk: Well, first thing I’d do is—

    Take a bounty (like a Bossk)
    Join a team (like a Bossk)
    Pilot my ship (like a Bossk)
    Shoot clone troopers (like a Bossk)
    Shave a Wookiee (like a Bossk)
    Kill a Jedi (like a Bossk)
    Be a badass (like a Bossk)
    Barefoot in space (like a Bossk)!

    Hit on Latts Razzi (like a Bossk)
    Get rejected (like a Bossk)
    Cry deeply (like a Bossk)
    Laugh at Highsinger (like a Bossk)
    Shut up Dengar (like a Bossk)
    Make fun of Boba (like a Bossk)
    Fly in a jetpack (like a Bossk)
    Collect my money (like a Bossk)!
    Last edited by Circular Logic, Oct 7, 2013
  3. WatTamborWoo Jedi Grand Master

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    Flat out bizarro - Goldie vs Artooie:

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  4. Darth Valkyrus Force Ghost

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    Wuuuuuuunce mooooooaaaar, you ooooooopen the doooooor and I'm heeeeerrrreee and my heart will go ooooooooonnnnnnnn aaaaaannndd oooooonnnnnn!
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  5. Narutakikun Force Ghost

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    "Oh yeah? Well you're just an Astromech5C! Check out the gold plating! I'm an Astromech 5S!"
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  6. AnakinColodin Force Ghost

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    Do you like my lizard tunics. Made from cured Fallen Skin.
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  7. Todd the Jedi Mod and Sitcom Dad of SWTV

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    Anakin: Hey Obi-Wan, I won a prize at the fair for you!

    Obi-Wan- Yeah... I'm sitting over here now.

    Anakin: But everyone loves giant inflatable versions of the Chancellor. Why, I got one for Captain Tarkin too and he was overjoyed to have it. Said something about using his "star-something" or whatever on it.

    Obi-Wan: .......... *scoots even further away*
  8. darth fluffy Jedi Grand Master

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    Ahsoka: KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNN!!
  9. darth fluffy Jedi Grand Master

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    Viszla: Did you two seriously mix deathsticks and glitterstim again? Don't you remember what happened last time?
  10. Revanfan1 Chosen One

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    The mystery of the missing Zabrak brothers was finally solved when the Mandalorian police discovered their frozen corpses in Vizsla's meat locker. His only statement on the matter was, "I did it to restore the true glory of Mandalore!" Vizsla's trial is coming up next week, with Councilor Almec presiding.
  11. Legolas Skywalker Force Ghost

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    "Why are they sleeping???????"
  12. Darth Valkyrus Force Ghost

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    Ahsoka: "I love you skyguy"

    Anakin: "I love you snips"

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    Anakin: Everybody be cool this is a robbery!

    Ahsoka: Any of you ****ing pricks MOVE, and I'll execute every mother ****ing last one of ya!

    *Misirlou by Dick Dale starts*
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  13. Narutakikun Force Ghost

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    "How should I know where Aisle 12,340 is? I'm telling you, Snips - Coruscant Comic-Con has gotten way too big these last few years!"
  14. Circular Logic SWTV Interview Host

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    A two-for-one today:

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    "COME AT ME, BO!"

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    "DON'T TAZE ME, BO!"
  15. Narutakikun Force Ghost

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  16. Darth Valkyrus Force Ghost

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    I laughed.

    In that, your post was a success.
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  17. Narutakikun Force Ghost

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    Really? Nobody? I thought at least one person in the over-35 crowd would have gotten this one.
  18. Todd the Jedi Mod and Sitcom Dad of SWTV

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    Bo Katan is Mara's mother? Luke and Bo Katan are the same person? Ted is Luke's grandfather? :confused:
  19. Narutakikun Force Ghost

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    All I can say is that I hope Bo Katan gets through to the sequel era, meets Luke, and travels around with him in Han's starship.

    That way, we can have the TV show I've dreamed about since I was seven years old: Bo and Luke, but in the Millennium Falcon.
  20. Darth Valkyrus Force Ghost

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    But in space, no one can hear your dixie horn!
  21. Revanfan1 Chosen One

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    Oh, I get it. Bo and Luke. :oops:
  22. darth fluffy Jedi Grand Master

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    Krell (offscreen): I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
  23. Todd the Jedi Mod and Sitcom Dad of SWTV

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    Tan Divo: And in my hand you see the Force. What's that you ask? There's nothing there? EXACTLY!!
  24. Revanfan1 Chosen One

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    "And over here, we have the Random Offscreen Object exhibit. It's quite lovely but the people outside the screen cannot see much of it!"
  25. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    Tan Divo: "What we have here is the newest suggested uniform for female Padawans. The Jedi Order would like to retire both the tube top and the full top with the bosom reveal and move instead to the string bikini, which is both more revealing and more flexible on the battlefield!"

    Padme: "Well, that seems rather unsafe."

    Mon Mothma: "They need armor. That uniform will offer no protection on the battlefield."

    Bail Organa: "Who cares?"
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