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Full Series TCW Image Caption Thread (spoiler images!)

Discussion in 'Star Wars TV- Completed Shows' started by Senator Kelberry, Oct 12, 2012.

  1. Circular Logic

    Circular Logic Jedi Master star 4

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    I figured with the bonus content arcs approaching, especially Order 66 and Sifo-Dyas, why not continue:​
    Clone Wars: The Musical is back!!!!!!
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    Palpatine:
    I never thought clones were essential
    They’re common, and all look the same
    Without their free will there’s potential
    To bring about the start of my reign

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    When the Order triggered prematurely
    So easily, it was such a pain
    Dooku, your head’s not there, get in it
    I need an apprentice with brains

    It’s clear from the war that I’m winning
    The Jedi reduce everyday
    But I want them all gone, even Younglings!
    It’s time for the Sith to have their say!

    So prepare for the fall of the Jedi
    Be prepared, my Empire’s in view
    A shining new era is lightspeeding nearer
    There’ll be mistaking, no chance of escaping

    I’ll call out my Order
    There’ll be no disorder
    When I've found my new number two
    The Republic and Jedi are snared
    Be prepared!

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    (Clones cheer)
    Commander Fox: Yeah! Be prepared! For what?
    For the death of the Republic!
    Dooku: What about the Jedi?
    You fool, we’ll kill them all, and Yoda too!
    Fox: Great idea! Who needs a democracy! Anarchy! Anarchy! La la la la la la!
    Idiots! There will be a ruler! I will be Emperor! Stand by and see, the galaxy will be mine to control!

    Clones: Yeah! Alright! Long live the Emperor! Long live the Emperor!
    It started when he was elected
    He’s a leader who’s all time adored!

    Palpatine:
    And all of my plots are expected
    To make sure the Sith are restored
    The future is littered with prizes
    My plans proceed as foreseen
    The point that I must emphasize is…
    The Jedi could ruin this scheme!

    So prepare for the coup of the century
    Be prepared for the murder at hand
    Meticulous planning
    Tenacity spanning
    The fools in the Senate
    Will too late regret it
    The Sith all saluted
    My power undisputed
    And seen for the genius I am!
    The Republic and Jedi are snared!
    Be prepared!
    The Republic and Jedi are snared!
    Be prepared!

    Gratuitously ripped off from this video. With minor changes in the lyrics.
     
  2. Ananta Chetan

    Ananta Chetan Force Ghost star 5

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    "Ashamedly I must admit, that by some strange mysterious power, previously unbeknownst to me, I am beginning to find you, well......cute."
     
  3. Jedi_Kenobi32

    Jedi_Kenobi32 Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    The Senate: Where is it? We want answers! We demand an explanation!
    Random Senate Member: This is terrible! That darn Dooku must be responsible for this atrocity!
    Palpatine: Everyone calm down. I'm sure our pizza will be here soon. The deliveryman's probably just stuck in traffic. (muttering to himself) Fools. It was I who had the deliveryman send the pizza solely to me. It was quite delicious. Oh I'm afraid that all of you Senators won't get a single bite of my tasty cheese pizza.
    Mas Amedda : (whispering) Your excellency, I still get the bread sticks right?
    Palpatine: Yeah whatever.
     
  4. Padawan Fangirl

    Padawan Fangirl Jedi Padawan star 3

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    "Is this your card?"

    Sent from my stupid little astro droid using TapaTalk 2.
     
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  5. DarthTalgus

    DarthTalgus Force Ghost star 4

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    Uncle Ono Shot First
     
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  6. darth fluffy

    darth fluffy Jedi Master star 2

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    "Learn about art, Captain. When you understand a species' art, you understand that species."
     
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  7. Circular Logic

    Circular Logic Jedi Master star 4

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    You cursed Gungan! Look what you've done! I'm melting! I'm melting! Oh, what a galaxy! What a galaxy! Who would've thought a clumsy Gungan like you could destroy my marvelous wickedness! Oooooh, look out! I'm going! Oooooh! Oooooh!
     
  8. Starwarsfan9000

    Starwarsfan9000 Jedi Master star 3

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    CURSE THOSE POWER RANGERS!!!!!..... AND THAT GUNGAN TOO!!!!!!!
     
  9. Starwarsfan9000

    Starwarsfan9000 Jedi Master star 3

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    Palpatine: You hear that? That's the sound of the Clone Wars fans crying because now that the bonus content is over it may take a long time before they see any new Clone Wars.

    Yoda: Not cool that statement was Chancellor

    Mace: Dude WTF is your problem?
     
  10. Starwarsfan9000

    Starwarsfan9000 Jedi Master star 3

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    Fives: I would have followed you my brother... my captain... my friend...

    (Fives dies)

    Rex: Be at peace... fallen Domino.
     
  11. Starwarsfan9000

    Starwarsfan9000 Jedi Master star 3

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    One of those men is playing Galaga I just know it.
     
  12. Starwarsfan9000

    Starwarsfan9000 Jedi Master star 3

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    Bet you didn't think I'd show up on the show did ya?
     
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  13. Starwarsfan9000

    Starwarsfan9000 Jedi Master star 3

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    Mace: What does the Cult leader look like?

    Cult Member: What?

    (Mace stabs him in the leg)

    Mace: What planet are you from?

    Cult member: What?

    Mace: What ain't no planet I ever heard of they speak English on "What"?

    Cult Member: What?

    Mace: English mother ****** do you speak it?!!

    Cult Member: Yes! Yes!

    Mace: Then you know what I'm sayin'!

    Cult Member: Yes!

    Mace: Describe what the Cult Leader looks like!

    Cult Member: What?

    Mace: Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you mother******, say what one more Goddamn time!

    Cult Member: He... he's black...

    Mace: Go on...

    Cult Member: He's bald

    Mace: Does he look like a *****?

    Cult Member: What?

    Mace: (Stabs Cult Member in the shoulder) DOES HE LOOK LIKE A *****?

    Cult Member: No!

    Mace: Then why you try to **** him like a *****?

    Cult Member: I didn't...

    Mace: Yes you did. Yes you did! You tried to **** him. And the Cult Leader don't like to be ****ed by anybody except Mrs. Cult Leader.

    Mace: You ever read Jedi text books member of this Cult?

    Cult Member: No!

    Mace: There's a passage that I got memorized, seems appropiate for this situation: Ezekiel 25,17. "The path of the righteous man is beset of all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil me. Blessed is he who, in the name of the charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

    (Kills Cult Member)

    I've always wanted to do this joke.

    Todd the Mod EDIT: You gotta fully star out swears. And in the future please refrain from posting so many posts in a row.
     
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  14. TiniTinyTony

    TiniTinyTony JCC Super Bowl Pick 'Em Winner star 7 VIP - Game Winner

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    Your green little friend knows me as Oroku Saki, but you may call me... The Shredder.
     
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  15. Senator Kelberry

    Senator Kelberry Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Ahsoka: "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."
     
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  16. Revanfan1

    Revanfan1 Force Ghost star 6

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    I find this totally inappropriate (way too soon!) and yet totally hilarious. [face_laugh]
     
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  17. Saga_Symphony

    Saga_Symphony Force Ghost star 4

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    "Forever strawberry fields.... yes....."
     
  18. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Skywalker Saga/LFL/YJCC Manager star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    Duuuuuudde.

    So that's what treetops look like.
     
  19. QuangoFett

    QuangoFett Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    "The clone troopers... can...... they be trusted?"
     
  20. Revanfan1

    Revanfan1 Force Ghost star 6

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    "That cloud...looks like a baby Yoda, it does."
     
  21. darth fluffy

    darth fluffy Jedi Master star 2

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    "Some good drugs they were, dude."
     
  22. Narutakikun

    Narutakikun Jedi Knight star 4

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    "Fallen have I, and get up I cannot".
     
  23. Narutakikun

    Narutakikun Jedi Knight star 4

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    "I'm so glad we were able to talk WWE Network into counting all of us as just one subscription".
     
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  24. Ananta Chetan

    Ananta Chetan Force Ghost star 5

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    Trandoshan: (gasping) There's still a chance to save Han.

    Ahsoka: Chewie, what's he talking about? I've never seen the OT.
     
  25. Circular Logic

    Circular Logic Jedi Master star 4

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    Priestesses, alternating dialogue:
    Yoda, the continuity is changed. I see it in the EU. I sense it in the fandom. I hear it from the executives. Much that once was is now lost, for few now live who remember it.

    It began with three canon tiers. G-canon would serve as the highest level, the six existing films. T-canon for Star Wars on television, like TCW and Rebels. And C-canon for everything else; the books, the comics, and the videogames. But they were, all of the fans, deceived, for there was really only one canon. In the land of Disney, from the ruins of Korriban, now the darkness of Moraband, the Dark Lord Iger crafted in secret a single canon tier, to subsume all others. And into that canon he poured his greed, his willingness to shift continuity and his desire to make profit. One canon to rule them all.

    Serenity: G-canon for film purists, just movies they would buy
    Joy: T-canon for television fans, in their dark room
    Sadness: C-canon for EU fans, some who will likely fly
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    Confusion: Now one for the Sith'ari in his dark tomb
    Anger: In the world of Moraband where the Sith lie
    All: One canon to rule them all, one canon to find them,
    One canon to bring them all and in the darkness bind them​
    In the world of Moraband where the Sith lie.​