Discussion in 'Star Wars TV' started by Senator Kelberry, Oct 12, 2012.
"I could be in the circus act as well... see?"
Seriously, you need to check out this Shake Weight. My arms are going to be huge.
"Aye-yai-yai-yai-ya! But Gascon. No not that! Not teenagers!"
"*Beep beep* *Whistle* *chirping* *beeeeeeep*"
Introducing Disneyland's new overnight maintenance crew.
"From the Creator Jar Jar Binks and the most vile thing in SW - the Ewoks...
Remember how this stupid thing had only a few seconds of screen time in the movies?! Well, NOW you can enjoy 88 full minutes of buffoonery...
R2-D2: << I've served with the Hero With No Fear and the Negotiator. Something tells me this snail dude doesn't exactly measure up to them, if you know what I mean. >>
U9-C4: << Of all the non-clones and non-Jedi in the GAR, they had to pick this swaggering, stuck-up git to lead us? Lieutenant Needa at least apologises when things go wheels up. >>
R2-D2: << I could crush this guy. >>
QT-KT: << Go ahead. Dude cares more about his beloved promotion than the mission. Bloody WAC could probably do a better job. >>
U9-C4: << M5's gonna need therapy after what that jellyfish did to him. What kind of negligent waster leaves droids alone with a convicted robophile? >>
QT-KT: << I suppose a lawsuit is out of the question, considering we're just droids... Ah, kriff this fierfek. Kriff that kriffin' mollusc. >>
Gascon: "Is something the matter, pit droid?"
WAC-47: "Er... nothing, sir."
This thread is now tied for winners. Quango and the Senator, you must now fight to the death for our amusement.
And even if you do win, you'll still be a slave.
Somebody has to make me sandwiches. I'm a busy mod ya know?
I've decided that I like politicos, so I'll let the Senator take this.
Suit yourself. - Puts arm around the Senator. - I was just joking about the Sandwich thing. Come on, we'll go listen to Disturbed, get some drinks, and play Apples to Apples.
it is with great humility that I accept this victory over my esteemed opponent. I shall continue to serve the best interests of my constituency to the best of my ability!
Please proceed, Senator.
Wac: Do the Disco!
Wish I could just hit the nose and skip these next four weeks.
"The awkward moment when everybody stares at you!"
Okay, everybody, let's do The Cabbage Patch! Yeah, baby, can you dig it! Hey, Pinky, I saw you givin' me the photoreceptor...and what a beautiful one at that! What's say you and me head out o' this joint and grab us a nice oil bath...just us two? Hmmm?!
"Let's dance guys, Gangnam Style! Op op op op oppan Gangnam Style! Oh sexy droidies! Op op op op."
Hey, guys, guys! Check this out: "I keel you!"
"Trash can?! Trash can!?! My home this is! Chuck your garbage somewhere else, moron!"
Gascon: "Can you bring me the Sunday sports section?"
We're walking in the air
We're floating in the moonlit sky
The people far below are sleeping as we fly.
"Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming!"