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JCC teachers are mentalists

Discussion in 'Community' started by Darth Punk , Nov 4, 2015.

  1. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    did you go to school? how mad were the teachers there? my headmaster used to have an obsession with litter picking, he blocked the path between lower field and the classrooms with a dustbin, and you had to have a piece of litter to pass him. once passed, he would smack you on the bottom.
     
  2. Coruscant

    Coruscant Chosen One star 7

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    Reminds me of the dean at my high school when I was there. If you weren't careful while walking between classes on the quad, he'd spot you, come over to your side, wrap an arm around your shoulders, point his other arm at some litter, and ask, "Could you be a gentleman, pick up that bag of chips, and throw it in the trash, please?" Then he'd give your tricep a nice, tight little squeeze before walking away to a fresh victim.
     
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  3. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    A few of us certainly enjoy a good metal album, yes.
     
  4. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    My good man, I cam here expecting to learn about shaping metal or playing 'eavy metal. You might want to have Sir amend the title of the thread for you.

    I had a Religious Studies teacher who used to tell us more often than was strictly necessary that God was quite OK with us having a ****. He left my school and was later arrested for buggering a 15 year old at Scots college. The name says it all really. Scots. They wore skirts to regattas. Gits.
     
  5. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    i'm drunk again - be a dear and amend it to mentalists please
     
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  6. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    The Mentalist on CBS?
     
  7. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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  8. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    We had a fairly hapless geography master who also decided to take ownership of the off-season rifle team (rifle shooting was a competitive winter sport, but still played over summer).

    We would tell him, despite being in a soundproofed range with concrete walls and .22s firing, that we heard a knock at the range door. He would also go to check it, and we'd shoot some hapless lad's target instead of our own.
     
  9. darth_gersh

    darth_gersh Force Ghost star 7

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  10. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Yes, GPS schools had competitive shooting, as one would find in the Olympics.

    We shot Walther KK Match GX-1s (I later bought one for my own target shooting). Full kit - jacket, sling strap, glove. Highest I ever shot was 99.8!
     
  11. DebonaireNerd

    DebonaireNerd Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    I had a History teacher who lived in South Africa during the time of Apartheid. During his time there his school was the target of a raid by local law enforcement who stormed the school with rubber bullets. He'd escaped and took a bullet that was fired toward him. In our classes, he'd have the bullet with him and anytime he felt our attention had lapsed he'd throw the bullet at the wall.
     
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  12. Diggy

    Diggy Chosen One star 8

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    And how many did you kill on your mass shooting?
     
  13. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    With a Walther KK Match GX-1?

    A single shot, bolt action, target weapon?

    None. But my lesson diary was shot to pieces.
     
  14. Diggy

    Diggy Chosen One star 8

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    Just wanted to confirm you're not Murican.
     
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  15. poor yorick

    poor yorick Ex-Mod star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP - Game Host

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    My h.s. biology teacher used to keep a tray of snowballs to hand to throw at students who got on her nerves. In warm weather, she made do with erasers.

    She was a madwoman, but awesome.
     
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  16. Only-One Cannoli

    Only-One Cannoli Ex-Mod star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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  17. Falcon

    Falcon Chosen One star 10

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    All my teachers were sane. maybe I was lucky when growing up....
     
  18. Harpua

    Harpua Chosen One star 9

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    My first grade teacher was pretty awesome... really nice lady. One day, I was coloring, and wasn't feeling well. I had to puke, but I wanted to finish coloring. So, when I finally couldn't wait any longer, I walked to her desk to tell her, and when I opened my mouth, I threw up all over her and her desk.

    Not exactly a mentalist story, but it's probably one of my favorite teacher stories.
     
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  19. Falcon

    Falcon Chosen One star 10

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    oh that reminds me of grade one

    I had to puke and the teacher wouldn't let me go and it was during lunch.

    I ended up puking at my desk, and then it happened a second time the next day.

    Went to the doctor and got diagnosed with whooping cough.

    had to stick to light snacks for the next four months or puking my guts out was the consequence [face_plain] that was not a fun time :(

    I'm pretty sure I had adult whooping cough a couple of years ago. All I remember is as soon as I hit a certain amount of food yeah you can pretty much guess what the end result was. Not fun, you have to practically carry a bucket around with you. so annoying
     
  20. Juliet316

    Juliet316 37X Hangman Winner star 10 VIP - Game Winner

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    Lotta teacher horror stories from my school days. No interest in reliving them tonight.
     
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  21. Falcon

    Falcon Chosen One star 10

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    come to think of it, my teachers turned a blind eye to bullying. I got bullied in school and it seemed like nothing ever got said to the students.

    Might explain why nothing got said when I beat up a kid who had it coming while on the bus. Bus driver said absolutely zip about it.
     
  22. LostOnHoth

    LostOnHoth Chosen One star 5

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    My fondest memories of school is when I lived in England as a kid and the teachers would always threaten us with a lashing with a "plimsoll". As an Australian kid I had no idea what a "plimsoll" was but it sounded scary so I was quite well behaved. Other than that I don't really have much recollection of school as I hardly went as a teenager.
     
  23. Falcon

    Falcon Chosen One star 10

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    so your teacher threatened to hit you with one of these? [​IMG] plimsoll is a soft cloth runner

    do you remember what kind of shoes your teacher wore?
     
  24. SuperWatto

    SuperWatto Chosen One star 7

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    Lawyers.
     
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  25. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    I like though how we're talking about stories involving teachers being a bit naughty and it turns into throwing up on the teacher day.

    Darth Punk, did sir every get jolly baity with you?
     
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