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JCC Ted Nugent to be GOP lawmaker’s State of the Union guest

Discussion in 'Community' started by Blithe, Feb 11, 2013.

  1. Blithe

    Blithe Jedi Master star 4

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  2. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    Nugent is a stupid person who thinks what he says is intelligent.
     
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  3. Juliet316

    Juliet316 JCC Game Winner star 10 VIP - Game Winner

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    Upon further reading this same lawmaker also proposed impeaching Obama, so maybe the two were meant for each other.

    I'm betting Secret Service has them seated as far from the President as possible.
     
  4. Rogue_Ten

    Rogue_Ten Chosen One star 7

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    lets just merge the senate state of the GOP thread and the jcc wacky news thread and then all this stuff can go there. "the wacky news/state of the gop thread"

    or just create a unique thread and call it "this week in crazy racist patriarchs"
     
  5. Darth-Lando

    Darth-Lando Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    I'm hoping he gives us another "You lie!" moment in the middle of Obama's speech. State of the Union's are dreadfully short in the laughs department.
     
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  6. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    As long as Obama gives him that "stern father whose kids are misbehaving" look.
     
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  7. Blithe

    Blithe Jedi Master star 4

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    The only way that this could be topped is if a fellow congressman from Texas invited Alex Jones as a guest.

    I would be glued to the TV screen for every second.
     
  8. Chancellor_Ewok

    Chancellor_Ewok Force Ghost star 7

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    He would have to be the guest of a Congressman from Texas.

    :oops:
     
  9. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP

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    I really can't get upset about this, I love Ted Nugent. His guitar noodling is excessive and pointless, his lyrics are basically nothing but sophomoric sexual innuendos, and when he talks everything he says is just so damn crazy I kind of have to find it endearing.

    ... Well, y'know, as long as he continues to not hold elective office.

    Just imagine all of the stupid hijinks he might get up to while he sits there, unarmed, face to face with ideas he doesn't agree with. It's going to be magical, you guys. [​IMG]
     
  10. Juliet316

    Juliet316 JCC Game Winner star 10 VIP - Game Winner

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    Key phrase will be 'unarmed'
     
  11. Blithe

    Blithe Jedi Master star 4

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    I'll be waiting for a "From my cold, dead hand!" outburst when gun control comes up.
     
  12. Juliet316

    Juliet316 JCC Game Winner star 10 VIP - Game Winner

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    Given Nugent's penchant for speaking his mind... Well, in the immortal words of Terrell Owens: "Get Your Popcorn Ready" because you may just get that.
     
  13. Guinastasia

    Guinastasia Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    This is a guy who stopped using the toilet and sitting in his own **** to avoid going to Vietnam. Please. As for his claims of being a "hunter", he's a freaking liar. He does "canned hunting", which is basically hunting tame animals on a fenced in preserve, usually set up with salt licks and grain bins and crap like that. That's not real hunting, that's lame. He's a big *****.

    He's also a dead beat dad who's been sued for child support, and has a thing for under age girls. Ugh.

    It's called the Dunning-Kruger Effect.

    Juliet -- how about a Ted Nugent Drinking Game?

    Can't use that word - Lowbacca_1977
     
  14. Juliet316

    Juliet316 JCC Game Winner star 10 VIP - Game Winner

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    I don't drink, but maybe a I'll get a 2-liter of soda and see how long it takes for me to get sick from taking a sip evertime Nugent's face pops up during the SOTU.
     
  15. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SfC Part IV Commissioner star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    Usually when people use the phrase 'I don't drink', it refers to alcohol.

    :p
     
  16. Juliet316

    Juliet316 JCC Game Winner star 10 VIP - Game Winner

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    That was precisely what I was referring to Tunick.:p
     
  17. Guinastasia

    Guinastasia Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    I'm only a moderate drinker myself (epilepsy), but they're still fun to come up with.
     
  18. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SfC Part IV Commissioner star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    My point is that when you post that, you don't follow up with 'a 2-liter bottle of soda'. If you're going to say 'I don't drink', actually plan on drinking some booze. :p
     
  19. Juliet316

    Juliet316 JCC Game Winner star 10 VIP - Game Winner

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    So any bets on how long it'll take for Nugent's mouth to get him kicked out of the SOTU address?
     
  20. Guinastasia

    Guinastasia Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    I'm sorry, Lowbacca, I really didn't know it was forbidden. Seriously.

    So Ted's a big wimp -- he's not a real hunter, and he's a big chicken hawk. Screw him.