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Oceania Teh Jolie Temple

Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by Foxi, Jun 19, 2005.

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  1. Foxi

    Foxi Jedi Knight star 5

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    [image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v730/foxi/oben_big.jpg]

    The home of our Patron Goddess, the perfect and beautiful one and only Angelina.

    I, High Priestess Foxi of teh Jolie, claim this forum in the name of her hawtness! And so, fellow worshipers, now we have a haven for the majestic one, no need for me to litter other threads in an attempt to spread teh Jolie love anymore! A haven of hawtness is born!

    Image master Paladin Ajay with much imagery goodness and tales of the good and holy Goddess' love will oblige our eager eyes.

    [face_love]

    *sigh*

    Enjoy! ^.^v
     
  2. Kartanym

    Kartanym Jedi Knight star 6

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    Hunny, I'm home

    ;)

    Thank you Foxi, for the perfect place for me to rest my ailing legs and talk about one of the hawtest gals around (only a short list can compared ... you are welcome to pm and ask who they are :p )

    I bow down to you, oh Lara Croft of amazing wonder!!
     
  3. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    [image=http://entimg.msn.com/i/150/ce/Nov04/Jolie_Alexander_150x208.jpg]

    Rules of Teh Temple:

    1) No Blaspheming Teh Jolie
    2) Always Pay Tribute to Teh Jolie with an Image Offering
    3) Teh word of Teh High Priestess Foxi is considered Canon.

    [image=http://images.zap2it.com/20041109/00_alexander.jpg]

    Now, worship... =P~ =P~ =P~ =P~ =P~ =P~ =P~ =P~ =P~ =P~ =P~ =P~ =P~

    E_S
     
  4. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    BLASHPHEMY!!! BLAAAASSSPHEMY!

    [image=http://www.imagineave.com/lifeofbrian/m-stoning.jpg]

    "One" of the Hottest Girls Around?

    Harumph!

    High Priestess Foxi, I bring before you the Defiler known as Kart. He has broken teh Jolie Commandments but worshipping other goddess besides teh Jolie.

    His punishment, ma'am?

    E_S
     
  5. Kartanym

    Kartanym Jedi Knight star 6

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    May 23, 2002
    I'm not worthy! I'm not worthy!
     
  6. Foxi

    Foxi Jedi Knight star 5

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    As this is your first offence dear one and you have realised your error.. and you realise that is not asseptable, on to the naughty matt with you and you will be given a lashing. However I shall administer it myself, whitch will bring pleasure with your pain.. [face_batting]

    Offend her hawtness once more and I shall have Paladin Ajay at the reins.. o_O
    [image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v730/foxi/63.jpg]
     
  7. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    A just, and wise sentence, High Priestess Foxi! The temple, once defiled, has been sanctified, and a bit of S&M fluff will excite the fanboys too.

    [image=http://www.themoviebox.net/movies/2005/IJKLM/Mr-and-Mrs-Smith/images/main.jpg]

    =P~
     
  8. stinrab

    stinrab Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I hereby rename this forum FF Angelina.
     
  9. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    I hereby promote Stinrab to Chief Cleric of Sound Ideas.

    E_S
     
  10. stinrab

    stinrab Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    We need our ever-present leader Dawk to make these changes, consequently making him the Chief Cleric of Implementing Stinrab's Sound Ideas.
     
  11. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Who? :p ;)

    E_S
     
  12. Foxi

    Foxi Jedi Knight star 5

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    Where is your image offering Stinrab?

    [image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v730/foxi/62.jpg]
     
  13. Kartanym

    Kartanym Jedi Knight star 6

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    [image=http://www.comicbookhotties.com/images/angelina-jolie/angelina-jolie.jpg]

    much better ;)
     
  14. Syrix_Kahl

    Syrix_Kahl Jedi Padawan star 4

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    erm.. I can be a naughty matt... but only if it's hawt, naughty ladies that sit on me...

    I'm sorry Kart, you're a nice guy, it's just, well... it goes against everything that Angelina stands for.

    teh Angelina =P~ =P~

    [image=http://www.skycaptain.com/downloads/SkyCaptain14_1280x1024.jpg]
    Pirate Jolie! [face_love]
     
  15. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    High Priestess Foxi, if it pleases your ladyship;

    Teh Syrix has indeed presented a worthy offering to teh Jolie; I recommend he be groomed to be my Second-in-Command of the Most Radiant Order of teh Sacred Jolie.

    Rise, Ser Syrix, Paladin Brother of the Most Radiant Order of teh Sacred Jolie!

    [image=http://spettacoli.tiscali.it/Media/Foto/2004/ottobre/18/angelina_jolie_150.jpg]

    Your sigil, ser, is this: =P~

    E_S
     
  16. Foxi

    Foxi Jedi Knight star 5

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    Pirate. Excellent =P~ Well done teh Paladin Ajay ^.~

    [image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v730/foxi/Angelina_Jolie_-_Tomb_Raider_2_-_promo_-_TR2promo02-thumb.jpg]

    *sits on Matt matt*
     
  17. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Teh Temple Hierarchy:

    High Priestess - Her Hawtness, foxi

    Lesser Priestess' - Unfilled

    Lord Commander of the Temple Guard, High Brother Paladin of the =P~ Most Radiant Order of teh Sacred Jolie =P~ - Ser Ender_Sai
    Man-At-Arms of the Temple, Deputy Lord Commander and High Brother Paladin of the =P~ Most Radiant Order of teh Sacred Jolie =P~ - Ser Syrix_Kahl

    Scabrous Rogue - Kartarnym

    Chief Cleric of Sound Ideas - stinrab

    Chief Cleric in Charge of Implementing stinrab's ideas - HawkNC

    More to come, maybe!

    E_S
     
  18. JOHNNAGE_THE_BRAVE

    JOHNNAGE_THE_BRAVE Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Can I be the Lesser Priestess?

    I can do some crazy things if I don't get my way! [image=http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b55/JOHNNAGE_THE_BRAVE/acrazyontheroad.jpg]
     
  19. FaLLeN-AnGeL

    FaLLeN-AnGeL Jedi Padawan star 4

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    [image=http://www.glatozen.org/wallpaper/images/girl/girl_angelina_jolie015.jpg] [image=http://www.funfry.com/data//555/medium/2Sexy-Angelina-Jolie-Picture036-FunFry_com.jpg] [image=http://www.glatozen.org/wallpaper/images/girl/girl_angelina_jolie011.jpg]

    [image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/_GloomCookie_/Smilies/SmileyCentral/Jumbo/Transparent/notworthy.gif]
     
  20. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    I take it you want a position as Priestess..? o_O

    E_S
     
  21. JOHNNAGE_THE_BRAVE

    JOHNNAGE_THE_BRAVE Jedi Padawan star 4

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    hold it hold it...

    [image=http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b55/JOHNNAGE_THE_BRAVE/bean_raider.jpg]

    Praise be to AJ!
     
  22. FaLLeN-AnGeL

    FaLLeN-AnGeL Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I'll take the Priestess position.

    [image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/_GloomCookie_/jz239angelina_jolie_03.jpg] [image=http://hovsa.com/angelina_jolie/images/angelina-jolie04.jpg] [image=http://www.i2828.com/members/photos/data/517/120920Angelina_Jolie_4.jpg]
     
  23. JOHNNAGE_THE_BRAVE

    JOHNNAGE_THE_BRAVE Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Can I be the Temple Shrubberer? I can design, arrange and sell shrubberies that have a unique likeness to our goddess
     
  24. Kartanym

    Kartanym Jedi Knight star 6

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    [image=http://www.8ung.at/yavin/scans/025_angelina_jolie_rolling_stone_sep03_yavin.jpg]

    I deserve a better position! Foxi, help me here!!
     
  25. Syrix_Kahl

    Syrix_Kahl Jedi Padawan star 4

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    In an attempt to rectify Johnnage's intrusion of the temple and subsequent momentary blinding of my eyes, I present to you all Hawtness Personified:

    [image=http://hollywood.weblog.com.pt/arquivo/angelinajolie3.JPG][image=http://www.allstarz.org/angelina/059.jpg]

    I also propose that having Johnnage whipped and/or beaten may not be the best course of action - it will likely just encourage the lad.
     
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